i love spreading a layer of strawberry jam on top of my slice
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
dipping pizza in cold tapioca pudding = the bomb
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:16 (two years ago) link
xp sounds good, I will give it a trytapioca sounds less good
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link
We were talking about corn on pizza just the other evening, and the consensus was that it's pretty good. But this is california, we have no shame
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link
corn is worse than pineapple and pineapple is pretty bad
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link
corn is fine, bit dull.remember an American couple in guangzhou going to pizza hut and finding that they did not sell (and would not make) either margherita or pepperoni pizzas
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:33 (two years ago) link
kept reading that as CNN on pizza.
I gotta change these contact lenses
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link
Still can't with the pizza with scorpions on it.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:39 (two years ago) link
scorpions are fine, just like a bit of crunchy fried chicken skin
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:40 (two years ago) link
that's what they said in the rimming thread
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link
Long term vegan here but pineapple, corn and cheese is a good combination.
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:44 (two years ago) link
Add tomato sauce to that and idk tho
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:45 (two years ago) link
all you need for good pizza is tomatoes olives and mushrooms and maybe peppers and aubergine/eggplant, non vegans are allowed mozzarella but all this other stuff does not sound pleasant at all
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:54 (two years ago) link
all meat on pizza is gross
― Left, Thursday, 10 June 2021 23:56 (two years ago) link
all meat is gross tbh
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link
well i wasn't going to say it
― Left, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
It's been decades since meat stopped looking like food to me, but alas! cheese still looks like food
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:03 (two years ago) link
The chicken/alfredo pies make me wanna ralph
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link
Besides California, the only place I've seen corn on a pizza was a Pizza Hut buffet.
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link
A Pizza Hut buffet *in England* to be more precise
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link
My theory is the acceptability of weird toppings on a pizza is inversely proportional to the quality of the pizza. How can I express this alegebraically
― Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link
I'm trying to think where I was where pineapple on pizza was a really common go-to. New Zealand? Maybe. Regardless, I just came across this from a couple of years back:
Domino’s and Wattie’s partner up on limited edition Hawaiian spaghetti pizza https://t.co/5m685OgNM9 pic.twitter.com/oSsFuE1GSC— Newshub (@NewshubNZ) May 13, 2019
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:37 (two years ago) link
why not just shit in our mouths
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:40 (two years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/meme/S04E03/136702.jpg?b64lines=SSAgZG9uJ3QgbWVhbiB0byBvZmZlbmQsCiBidXQgdGhpcyB0YXN0ZXMgbGlrZQogdm9taXQuIA==
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 11 June 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link
As a Hawaiian, I am very anti-pineapple on pizza.
― hourspass, Friday, 11 June 2021 05:34 (two years ago) link
Ugh! I think I had some bad pineapple. To hell with pineapples! I’ll never buy another. I started the day out with excitement and digital preservation of cassettes, now I sink into evening sorrow.
― | (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:06 (two years ago) link
o, pineapple! how could you do that to our friend?!
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:24 (two years ago) link
I threw it out itno the yard with teh other TRASH
― | (Latham Green), Saturday, 19 February 2022 23:29 (two years ago) link
no
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 14:58 (one year ago) link
it is an insult to both pineapple and pizza. and mouths.
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:07 (one year ago) link
afraid this has now been designated "world's most boring opinion" so best keep it to yourselves.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:28 (one year ago) link
calling it the "world's most boring opinion" is actually the world's most boring opinion.
I hated pineapple on pizza in the 90s when I was 12 years old
― stank viola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link
I liked it when I was 10
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:42 (one year ago) link
my son performatively had this opinion despite admitting that he actually loves pineapple on pizza
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 10 October 2022 15:43 (one year ago) link
I can see what attracts some people to pineapple on a pizza, but it is but one stop along the road that ends with owls marrying pussycats and becoming boat owners.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 17:54 (one year ago) link
CaAL: i am sorry that satan has made a home in ur heart & i will pray 4 u
Aimless: owls are very sexy birds & shld marry/own whatever they want, the world wld in fact be a much happier place if owls could take their pussycat spouses on romantic boat rides
Neanderthal: continue being righteous, my dude \m/
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
Say what you like, but I draw the line at boat ownership.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
the owls will hear about this (because they have excellent hearing!) and u will probably be forced to flee their wrath, most likely on a boat.
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link
owls all clustered on the shore, glaring at you ominously
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:47 (one year ago) link
and jealously
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:48 (one year ago) link
you’d better hope there’s not a pussycat in that boat with you
Back off, I have a runcible spoon and I'm not afraid to use it.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 10 October 2022 22:51 (one year ago) link
the owls are hooting with outrage, “wtf pussycat how could you!” and then turn on each other, “wait how do you know pussycat” and awareness dawns, pussycat has been cheating on all of them with all of them!! Aimless gulps, and holds pussycat tighter as the furious hooting reaches a crescendo and storm clouds gather above the lake
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link
one time on a family vacation my niece caused a consternation by hijacking the family pizza order and getting us one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas with limp chunks of pineapple strewn all across it that even she admitted she didn’t like. that monstrosity festered in the fridge all week, and she was a stinkeye magnet for the rest of the trip.
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link
this was the same trip where she infamously asked “how do you eat a baked potato”
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link
(she was in her 20s)
― I am what they call a (cat), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:27 (one year ago) link
(and probably stoned)
I am totally down for a juxtaposition of sweet/salty/savory, but 99% of the time this is a ham-fisted (lol) way to go about it.
― sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Monday, 10 October 2022 23:57 (one year ago) link
as far as sweet/savory goes I’ve been enjoying apples with brie, pears with savory salads, dates in Moroccan rice dishes, and dried currants in Zuni's roast chicken/bread salad recipe.
I like both ham and pineapple and they are a good combination. I will happily eat them on a pizza. My favorite pizza though is still sausage with mushrooms
― Dan S, Tuesday, 11 October 2022 01:29 (one year ago) link
one of those wagon wheel-sized pizzas
as an .auian this threw me wildly for 22 seconds
― Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Tuesday, 11 October 2022 09:15 (one year ago) link