Jeff Bezos wants to take you into SPAAAAAACE!

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it's only human to hate these motherfuckers

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Please god https://t.co/wPcLbKtS4W pic.twitter.com/zT74NrKEcR

— Mr Demos of Pnyx (@gem_ste) July 20, 2021

MoMsnet (calzino), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 09:07 (two years ago) link

Bezos announces in post-launch presser that he’s starting a new initiative called the “courage and civility award,” a $100 million award so the recipient can give that money to a charity of their choice. Van Jones is the first recipient. pic.twitter.com/ZboaXTNYuX

— Joey Roulette (@joroulette) July 20, 2021

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

Bezos really needs to be chucked out of a helicopter

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link

i just learned that his little "space" flight this morning lasted 11 minutes

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

I know rockets are phallic by design but come on

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/iDedHLpCQNbdQmJdXWN63P.jpeg

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link

I figured there was already a thread for this which is why I didn't create a "Jeff Bezos launched himself into space on a dick" thread

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

the billionare version of a jacked up gmc sierra

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link

elsewhere it says the recipient can give to charity or keep it. so he just gave a rich person money that they could just keep. what a guy.

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link

if you told me at 18 i would live to see a second space race, except infinitely stupider than the first, i would have turned 40 in a day.

this is so silly it's honestly difficult for me to believe.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link

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making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link

Presumably Bezo's rocket was designed with that particular shape so that it could neatly dock in the center of the ship from Battle Beyond the Stars.

https://www.monstersinmotion.com/cart/images/18SFP25_Nellship_02.jpg

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

oh my god! WHAT?

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

ilx posts with striking imagery

gotta love a man with a singular vision:

Jeff Bezos, hours after flying to space: "We need to take all heavy industry, all polluting industry, and move it into space. And keep Earth as this beautiful gem of a planet that it is." https://t.co/MibdgfkTFd

— Axios (@axios) July 20, 2021

rob, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

Is there a way to make all toilets flush directly into the troposphere

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

what an unbelievable asshole

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

“Oh my god, I’m in space! We should put all of our trash here!”

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link

Good of Jeff to reinforce that he is That Neighbor

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

lol

I know "Bezos is a supervillain" jokes have been around a while, but like: https://www.politico.com/news/2021/07/20/jeff-bezos-space-travel-philosophy-500300

But Bezos, a billionaire who made his fortune building Amazon into a global online marketplace but has dreamed of space travel since he was a child, has said that he believes almost religiously that sustaining the human race will require building space colonies — beginning on the moon — where millions can live and work and develop new resources to meet growing demands on Earth.

He has described these as “very large structures, miles on end, and they hold a million people or more each.”

this reminds me of something but I can't quite put my finger on it...

rob, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

as bezos himself said earlier today, he wouldn't have gotten to go there, to space, if it weren't for all of the amazon employees and customers.

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

he has us to thank

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

i would rather die than live on the moon with jeff bezos

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:15 (two years ago) link

what if offered you life & death on the moon in a massive structure you cannot leave and receives no sunlight, but JB will stay on earth?

rob, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

only if there is a way to make him spend the rest of his days moving boxes around in a sweltering warehouse as we laugh at him from the moon

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

space
how high can you go
once again
what a magnate know

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

xp
a Wall-E sequel I could support

rob, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

Excuse my (mostly) incurable optimism, but could two successful private space launches in 9 days be something all Americans rally around together?

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) July 20, 2021

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:21 (two years ago) link

another CNN person who loves jeff bezos. which is why i hate CNN and hate that my parents watch it several hours a day.

criminally negligible (harbl), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

looooooooooool

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

it's time to rally behind our space barons

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:23 (two years ago) link

fuck me for spreading that term, sorry.

i was annoyed that the post kept referring to them as "Space Barons" in their recent headlines. then i looked into the term and realized the only person using the term "Space Barons" was the journalist, who had also recently written a book with the title "Space Barons" in it. and now i'm here spreading his dumb term. space baron.

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:24 (two years ago) link

we can call them "space knobs" instead

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

also lol @ Jim Sciutto invoking the American exceptionalism of... Richard Branson

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

i keep hearing people make the same joke -- "can jeff bezos *stay* in space!" -- and then chortling to themselves. this is more annoying to me than anything else, the impotent hatred of bezos that everyone has. and with everything like this, this hatred is really a self-hatred because i also despise amazon in a pointless way, cringing whenever one of those trucks drive by with the half-smiles, those fucking smirks.

treeship., Tuesday, 20 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

thank u Amazon employees for pissing in bottles so Jeff can go play spaceman!!

Washington Generals D-League affiliate (will), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

Tapping the sign that sez: He didn’t technically even go to “space”.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link

Right.

thank u Amazon employees for pissing in bottles so Jeff can go play spaceman!!

Speaking of which, did the crew of this little spacecraft even have to wear a MAG for a trip of such a short duration?

Two Severins Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:57 (two years ago) link

Pretty incredible clip. “Thanks, schmucks.”

Jeff Bezos decided it would be a great idea to thank every Amazon employee and customer for 'paying' for his space flight.

It's hard to believe that someone can possibly be this out of touch. pic.twitter.com/hnmVjfDkH5

— Right Wing Cope (@RightWingCope) July 20, 2021

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

cowboy hat

brimstead, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link

the way he laughs

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

it's so incredibly infantilizing to see all these powerful people / media institutions celebrate this. truly a new low. it makes me furious. i just can't imagine the average american dude, who isn't a fucking lizard, witnessing this and not desperately needing to wipe the floor with this asshole's face????? it makes 'let them eat cake' look like a thank you card.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

i have been holding this inside because no one wants to hear how much i hate this person but i hate jen psaki so much

Psaki on Jeff Bezos and Blue Origin: "The United States is the first country to have private companies taking private individuals to space. This is a moment of American exceptionalism. That's how we see it."

— David Smith (@SmithInAmerica) July 20, 2021

criminally negligible (harbl), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:00 (two years ago) link

We must properly celebrate our multi-billionaires and their hobbies.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

A sub-orbital flight... just like Alan Shepard did sixty years ago...

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Was even wondering if he said "fix your little problem and light this Kindle."

Two Severins Clash (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link

They're making a big fuss about his 'private company' but all those U.S rockets were built by Chrysler, McDonnell, etc... sixty years ago

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 21 July 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link

a friend of mine posted this, based on an essay from author David Gerr0ld, and ugh, I wanna be sick. dude has been a great friend to me for years, is a Trump-hating liberal, but man, this is such.....*vomit*:

"I am fairly disappointed in some of you.
No, this is not me being snarky. I'm serious.

A lot of you love sci-fi movies, and stories about the future. And yet, some of you sound like you've all been programmed by John Birch Society, go back to the 1950s, this is not God's will, anti-technology luddites.
Yes, it's funny that the vehicle Jeff Bezos took to the edge of space looks like a penis.

But so many of you mocking him for it, as if the entire thing that he did ends now that he took his ride, and it was all for the gratification of a billionaire's ego.

Yes, he's an asshole. Yes, he should pay his workers better. Henry Ford was an anti-semite. Thomas Edison was a thief. Gene Roddenberry had a bunch of affairs. Guess what, sometimes the people who push our society forward are assholes.

This is not about the fact that a really rich dude did something selfish to show he had a big dick. Yes, that's part of it, but this thing doesn't end with him, and almost every one of you is missing that.

This is about the amazing possibility of space flight, and what it means for the journey that our species needs to take.
Even the most conservative estimates on NASA from the 1960s and 1970s show that every dollar spent on the space program brought back eight to ten dollars worth of investment in the rest of the economy.

You use any of these things?
Memory foam mattresses
Scratch resistant glasses
Baby formula
Dustbusters
UV blocking sunglasses
Radial tires
Freeze dried fruit
Foil blankets
Invisalign
Solar cells
Pool Purification Systems
Home Insulation
Wireless headphones
CAT Scans
Computer mice
Camera phones
Portable computers
GPS
oh, and yeah, THE INTERNET.

Thank the space program. None of those existed until NASA and their partners had to invent them.
(And note that there was tremendous criticism of the Apollo program at the time for wasting money.)
Look what's happened to our space program from the 1980s to the 2010s. Less progress, less dreams, less vision. Private industry, rather than government, with goals, is obviously a part of our future. We've seen just how badly the government handles long term vision, especially when the GOP runs it.

We needed public investment initially to get us over and through the dangerous beginnings in the truly massive investment at the beginning. But now that the technology is more available, private investment is where we will get the diversity of applications that public infrastructure does not bring. Or at least does not bring easily.
The great inventors and progressive forces of the past were also likely the "billionaires" of their time in many cases. They had the CAPACITY to create and achieve - however it was possible for them. The same is happening now.
Yes, space tourism will be a thing for the rich for a while, but so was air travel. Seriously, until the late 1960s it was prohibitively expensive for anyone but the very well off to fly. (The average person in the 1950s would pay up to 5% of his yearly salary for a chance to fly one way from NYC to Chicago.)

Having private industry investing in space will create competition to provide lower prices and increased services — and that will be a good thing in the long run, for everyone.

Having more access to space means we can have more access to scientific progress.
We can talk about employers paying a living wage and
billionaires paying their fair share of taxes. Those are all valid conversations to have.
But it's also important to recognize that when billionaires invest in grand projects like this, it's not just a dick-measuring contest, it's not just a giant thrill-ride, it's a genuine expression of human ambition.

When people are hurting to pay rent and you don't go to the doctor because of the cost, I get why this shit can make you mad.
It's easy to see it as wealth-flaunting. It's easy to resent it. Especially when the long-term benefits are still beyond this horizon. The benefits of the Apollo program weren't immediately obvious either.

But technology does trickle down. And as a result of our investment in space last century, we have tools available to us today that will make it possible to design and build a better future for ourselves and our children.

As Alvin Toffler noted in his book Future Shock, not only is the rate of change accelerating, but the rate of acceleration is accelerating. One small example: In less than 20 years, we have gone from NTSC to 4K television. Microprocessors have made most of our machines far more efficient. And our computers give us near-global communication skills. 20 years ago, we could imagine this stuff, but people had to design, develop, engineer, and market these advances. The smartphone is less than 15 years old, but we not only take it for granted, most of us can't live without it.

So ... yeah. The privatization of space is one more piece of evidence that our technological abilities are advancing at an incredible rate.
And one more thing.
"He needs to spend that money on Earth!"
Um, he did.

His company created thousands of jobs — designers, researchers, engineers, developers, testers, and all the support systems and people running them necessary to test and retest every piece of necessary technology. And that made it necessary for the creation of additional support systems to create the spaces for all these people to work, designing, developing, engineering, testing and retesting. All of those jobs were filled by qualified, dedicated people.

And they're not just doing it for joy rides. They're doing it to demonstrate that space is accessible.
Those jobs that they created, all that expertise will be applied to creating the next generations of reusable craft which will make access to orbit easier and less expensive. It will enable larger payloads. It will enable additional explorations of the moon and probably Mars as well. This is the foundation on which future development will be built.

I would have hoped that those of you who grew up watching Star Trek would see past the simple media narrative of rich guys = bad and recognize that progress is sometimes made by people we don't like. And be excited for what this could mean.

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link

typical "ready, fire aim", moment, but perhaps I should ask for this thread to be deindexed

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 July 2021 14:58 (two years ago) link


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