Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

haha not you

haha i know, just playing off of SG's post

If "the noughties" denoted a zero in the decade we must have been in the numpties since 2010. That might explain a few things.

😜

ah man go fuck yourself

She was an egg flipper
An omelette maker, yeah

jfcmsb?

More like rare conditioning

lol

harvey dent didn't think it was so "awesome"

lol nice

itt: urophilia

I Should Have Known Butter

puzzle
muzzle
murzle
wurzel
warbler
warper
carper
carpet
parapet
prafit
prophet
profit

but enough of lyrics you think are awesome

if only one of my dozens of ridiculous lawsuits actually works, i'm set for life

Can't believe what a complex and emotionally fraught process ordering drinks in America is.

lol fr

that thread makes me feel like I live in an alternate reality America

dreading any conceivable result here, I don't expect to get much sleep

he’s at Applebee’s, it all makes sense now

I think I'll have someone else get the drinks.

coronapalooza

you can tell he's joking by how funny his posts are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8LYpyXerDg

The Provincetown Covid data is actually good news (if you are vaccinated) (and a bear).

the man’s name is burl, please show some respect

!

Burl "Ives" Stanton

The name’s Ives. Burt Stanton Ives

That is one of the most depressing things I've ever seen. These are people who would destroy lifeboats on the Titanic to prevent anyone from escaping. We are doomed and no amount of organizing, political action, or education/outreach is going to save us.

it’s an internet meme. you know, the internet, that thing where people type messages to each other

this would actually be a shrewd time to abduct someone

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f6/Streisand_Estate.jpg/1200px-Streisand_Estate.jpg

sinking feeling that's a pic where qanon murderer's parents live

or maybe mike love. equal chance of either.

it's Barbra Streisand and James Brolin's house

so some freaky shit has gone down there, but probably not Manson/QAnon caliber

phew

man oh man

do you have another point?

Horseshoe theory, amirite

very fine people on both sides

the old familiar playbook of critical thought

I'm sorry your fucking kids are missing swim practice or whatever, but fuck you.

Oh, I'm sure this thread will be helpful

Alright, calm. This reminds me of that embarrassing moment when I was very young and someone kindly bragged about how fast I could run in front of me, which inspired me to then take off and run super fast around the yard in front of them. When I got back to where I started they asked "...what the heck are you doing?" and I quickly learned it's NAGL to immediately "demonstrate" something someone praises you for, like you might see during a roll call of superheroes in a cartoon.

this is probably referring to the Bob Dylan thread I suppose, classic No Way SNA whoever is posting.

It's not but yes that thread is a little clusterfucky atm.

how young were you? that doesn’t seem like that embarrassing a thing for a kid to do.