Things You Just Don't Care About

who the f&ck is naomi wolfe ?

edit : wolf, not wolfe.

lol this thread sucks so much, so consistently. For years now. You almost have to respect it

congratz for caring wins

I guess I've been on this beat for a while now:

well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics

― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, February 12, 2016 8:05 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

But you all must know that there are scripts that do this already right. Why not buy a tshirt that says you don't know who paris hilton is or whatever, scratch that 00s not even owning a TV itch

Have you tried just not caring, like the rest of us cynics?

I certainly don't try hard enough at it to be typing about it all the time

one of my “great” skills is predicting what the revives of this thread will be about

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Surprised no one's said 'the politics of Claire Elise Boucher' yet.

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No one has been that specific but Grimes has been mentioned on this thread like ten times

All the more reason to take it to 11 and beyond.

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Again. A bot could do this

yeah I must say I don’t really get it

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Bots that write ilx posts

it's actually 38478, i believe

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Question Shart and the Stinksterians

i for one am shocked at the posts on this FAAAAAAAAART

Wins, if you’re worried an ILX thread may be a tad pointless then I have some bad news for you.

Reactions of persons sitting in the players' box after every point in a tennis match.

tennis matches

Tennis on the radio is a bit like a car chase in a book. Tennis on the internet is a whole other world of detachment.

Fuck Kanye. Get this fucker out of my face forever

Meta-commentary and critiques of the quality or direction of threads/posts

Just kill the alpaca already

one benefit of exterminating the alpaca is that it will upset some tory celeb arseholes

First I've herd of this

I've got no steak in this.

My partner is friends with the alpaca’s owner, has worked with her often, and holds her in high esteem, so I have a scraping of skin in the Geronimo game, Stanley Johnson notwithstanding. Otherwise, yeah, it’d be “Blackie The Donkey” territory.

The Olympics

I feel like there should be a failure Olympics for lazy people who are too clumsy and unfit to be any good at athletics. And if they win any medals they publicly reject them and go on sweary drunken rants about how shit their country is!

you're describing politics

wearing more than one pair of pants in a week

You understand how that immediately reads to us Brits

haha!

Onlyfans, people who use Onlyfans, people who do gross shit on Onlyfans and can't get paid enough, all that nonsense

Kanye West

Pen Farthing and his f*cking animals.

covidiots

plagiarism

What counts as a "song"

I have this same anxiety with "tracks" vs "songs"

It's one of those things where I think we should just all agree on one word and then move on

music thingy

whole conversation on the wrong thread, but YOLO

I remember these stuffy pedants in the theatre community who would SCREAM "original cast recording" whenever someone referred to a cast recording as a "soundtrack".

yes, they weren't wrong, but they were joyless fucks, and I kind of wanted to screw with them a few times and say 'IT'S NOT THE ORIGINAL CAST RECORDING, IT'S THE LONDON REVIVAL, YOU PEDANTIC SWIMMING POOL OF SHIT"