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i thankfully almost never enter places where "the game" players would work out.

bb, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

best thing about west coast livin' -- palpable lack of irish-american nyc/boston douchebags.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:15 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

we got all the other douchebags though.

-- get bent, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 4:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah but we have ARMENIANS which are the west coast version of NJ GUIDOS

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

armenian guido picture thread plz

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

lol people complaining abt st pattys in nyc - go to boston fools - i dont even notice when that shit is going on here

jhøshea, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

as long as it's not scratch and sniff (armenian cologne: wtf?)

remy bean, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

god i hate that fucking 'he's not that into you' book and total O_o at how it's on every girl's FAVE BOOKS EVER list on facebook

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:38 (eleven years ago) link

the no-excuses truth to understanding hoos

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:40 (eleven years ago) link

hoos just not that into you

jhøshea, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

just to add MY TWO CENTS to the original topic, usually i call cuet girls "annoying" because if i told my girlfriend that i thought another chick was doable id get a slap in the face and a box of my stuff at the end of my driveway

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

thats like regardless of whether or not the chick is ACTUALLY annoying

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:43 (eleven years ago) link

my gf says "i'd hit that" re: ladies on a regular basis

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

i am not allowed to say it anymore :(

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:44 (eleven years ago) link

my girlfriend says that only about the the gothy butch chick on the l-word

max, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a6/Sprad/Picture2-1.png

Milton Parker, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

so luna is still alive then

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

the world may never know

chaki, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:54 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is blowing up my game plz deleet

and what, Thursday, 6 March 2008 01:03 (eleven years ago) link

"the game" basically boils down to "be confident" and "meet lots of girls" which i think are good pieces of advice.

all the other bullshit is to sell books and "boot camps" lol.

also cankles 10000000x OTM re: hot girls never having to shut up

gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 01:48 (eleven years ago) link

Obama's turning to negative campaigning as a means of embracing Hil's tactics is like when your girlfriend is always throwing stuff at you in arguments but you're cool and collected but one day you snap and chuck a lamp and quite possibly you sleep on the curb that night.

-- nickalicious, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

truthbomb.jpg
http://blog.honeyee.com/pointblank/archives/images/number%20%231%20truth%20bomb.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:13 (eleven years ago) link

ACTUALLY that's called #1truthbomb.jpg

J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:14 (eleven years ago) link

supermodel butt

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:05 (eleven years ago) link

any number of tyra.gifs here

get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:06 (eleven years ago) link

uh? http://www.eyegazingparties.com/

Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 08:21 (eleven years ago) link

Boys often like crazy girls when they first meet them but then later the boys gets tired of all the craziness and shout jeeringly at the girls that they are crazy.
-- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 10th, 2003 1:16 AM. (estela) (later)

gbx, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

lol @ New Yorkers.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:03 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone who got past 0:15 is insane.

-- HI DERE, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:03 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:34 (eleven years ago) link

I've had enough experiences with smart and crazy to want to go through rollercoaster again. Unfortunately, those are the sort of people I tend to end up with anyway, whether or not I'm trying to avoid them. Often you can't tell crazy from non-crazy before you've been with them long enough to form an emotional bond, and after that it's harder to break off, especially if the craziness is sort of intertwined with the stuff that makes her appealing. Besides, the last relationship I had with a definitely non-crazy girl ended partially because I found her too vanilla. Why can't I meet an interesting, cool person who'd also be totally sane?

-- Tuomas, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:42 (14 minutes ago) Link

and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Look, up above!
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my balls! (Yeah)
J-Zone a-k-a Captain Backslap
Celph Titled the motherfuckin' Rubix Cupid
Come on

Super-nigga J-Zone in the sky with a fur cape
Enemy of the state, in '98 I dropped the gold tape
Hoes wantin' my presents got nothin' but more laughter
Bitch, the fact that it's Christmas is no factor
Unknown to famous, my Rolodex got a long list of hoes, like the Chinatown White Pages
Only yellow nigga, always runnin' his mouth
Eatin' pussy, lookin' like Pac-Man, but don't fuck with a spouse
Ladies, I drove 'em crazy, 'cause I gave 'em more head
But pigeons are shittin' on me 'cause I threw 'em no bread
Bum bitches beg me not to perform 'cause I'm offendin' 'em

Please, don't do it!
I said I'm no gentleman!

She left, about to cry too, what, you forgotten?
I was raised on 2 Live Crew, my attitude is rotten
Zone and Celph are guaranteed
Like your bitch gainin' 55 pounds after you marry the G

Yo, me and Zone cake heavily, breakin' cheddar with cheese graters
With an HK ??? that stretch 3 acres
Sniper maneuvers, I'm on some heavy metal shit
Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka
Any bitch 14 and up, you know I'm fuckin' that
Get my rocks off, watchin' fat girls do jumpin' jacks
I really stay on top of my game when I'm at
'Cause I'm fuckin' your wife missionary style on a Twister mat

MC's hate us
Bleach don't fade us
Ball on a bunch of ??? hoes don't date us
Zone and Celph Titled rippin' over the beat
Come to your crib, take a leak, piss all over the seat
You're 2-bit like Atari, ???, Commodore
You're sorry, with a weak show, what the fuck you rhymin' for?
What sort of nonsense is this?
Eat a dick up
Cock-cocksuckers, cock-cocksuckers

We APR finance careers
'Cause we give it to you now, and you're payin' for the next 3 years
My ex called me the Pipe-long Kid
'Cause I got a dick size reminiscent of the Whitestone Bridge
Sissies talk all tough, takin' "Thug-agra" by the case
Celph stomped a hole in your cheek, and everybody call your ass Ma$e
And on your face you'll fall flat
For ballin' out your league like Kobe with a baseball bat, ya bitch

Oh, shit, yo, Celph
What are you doing with that cannon, man?
Make sure you think twice before you use it

No doubt Zone, I always do

Once when I load it, and once when I fire it (gunshot)

Real gangstas don't say much, we talk with our hands
And keep a surplus of Ziploc bags and rubberbands
???, you see me load the clip in the gun?
You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run
I'm 6'1", 240 pounds, enough to cause fractures
Extort pussies in the game, it's gonna cost rappers
From now on, call me Reverend Get-Right
I got a thing for female journalists, I like the bitch tight
Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smokin'
In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rollin', nigga
I went to private school, attended church and said my prayers
Now I'm takin' trips to hell, and God, I love it there
Settin' the new fashion trends, who else?
You look nice in that body bag, shoot yourself
Black Sabbath performer, come see me on Sunday
And witness how I'm lightin' up Broadway with my gunplay

and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

every thread on ILX about a new "indie" band or movie should start with the wikipedia article on the narcissism of small differences

-- max, Monday, January 28, 2008 12:16 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 March 2008 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

plus i hate all the sex-music metaphors ppl say all the time...like "the decemberists is like having a wank in the hall closet, the meters are like fucking in a cheap hotel room"...it just seems lazy anyway and the whole thing is just a way for dudes to suggest that they are real freaky cats in teh sack, check it out ladeez...

also a big fan of: "shit like this can't rock a dance floor" by dudes that sit in front of computers all the time and never go out.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 5:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:11 (eleven years ago) link

a double hit, even if the second one is kind of cliche

deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

Actually being completely honest, I think the best porn would just be some hot girls looking like they just got out of bed preparing a full 5-course meal in a big kitchen but wearing just thongs and no tops.

-- TOMBOT, Monday, December 22, 2003 5:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Monday, 10 March 2008 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

Taking Sides: Mary Jane Girls versus Jesus and Mary Chain

Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

i thought lurker indie vote would be strong enough to keep it competitive

deej, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

"if things start getting hairy, keep your lies simple. you dress em up, you mess em up."

good advice from FOX sitcom lolol

tehresa, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:21 (eleven years ago) link

what is needed, for the larger booty, is a little elastic to lift and display. jeans should put that out there like a delicious pair of cupcakes, no flattening or minimizing about it!

-- bell_labs, Friday, March 21, 2008 10:25 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:50 (eleven years ago) link

good response when asked if you read harry potter:

oh is that that kids book wheres theres like magic and then everything turns out ok in the end?

-- jhøshea, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 4:21 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

thumbs down

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:46 (eleven years ago) link

lol u madd

and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

im not the one starting threads whining about people liking things i dont

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:06 (eleven years ago) link

I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt

banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

ok ok i get the annoyance at these people but honestly, making a big deal of how you're NOT into harry potter isnt much better

-- s1ocki, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 12:11 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

make 'harry potter' a variable = mass applications

rrrobyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

don't worry, i think harry potter will survive this bullying. perhaps by casting some "spell".

omar little, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

im starting a thread about ppl bugging me about shit i dont care about, big deej aka the harry potter stan

and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

nice job getting all save-a-wizard tho

and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (eleven years ago) link

beavis and butthurt

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

lol im bugging you? in the future ill refrain from saying they are 'trash but not in a bad way' about anything you hate

deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

both of you are arguing about harry potter on the internet.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:06 (eleven years ago) link


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