The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

this one?

http://www.faithmouse.com/Bob_Ross_happy_tree.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/my_husband.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_violator.gif
continued...

Taint/Room For Two NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/chantal_sebire_large.gif

I've had Ilxor's ask me now and then if they can buy a cartoon; if you click on the above image it will take you to a page where you can purchase a high resolution copy from Paypal for $5. If you guys would like to support the cartoon that's a great way to do so.

I'll post a link where you can download a print-copy of the Neverborn/Bob Ross Happy Tree toon as well for GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ. Would make a nice coloring sheet.

Someone's going to ask me this-

Chantal Sebire is saying "Thank you for releasing me, little one. Now I am finally free!"

That condition she had made me definitely sympathise with her request.

I recommend against GISing Chantal Sebire. Oh, my lunch.

Hell, even a Google text search wasn't worth it:

A rare form of cancer had burrowed through her sinuses and nasal cavities, causing her nose to swell to several times its original size, and pushing one of her eye sockets out of her head.

Dan, I hate to be all frenchy pedantic here, but the 'e' at the end of petite makes it a feminine adjective. Petit is the proper spelling and p'tit is "li'l".

Well, let's get it right. Drop the 'e' and what do you suggest with 'p'tit is "li'l"?'

If she's going to call someone 'bonhomme', she's quite likely to say 'p'tit' instead of 'petit'. It's kind of idiomatic, is what I'm saying.

this is how you leverage the internet to make you look smart!

Change made, thanks!

So after Chantal Sébire is dead her body will make a great pro-life costume?

http://www.faithmouse.com/so_angry_1.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/so-angry-2.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/so-angry-3.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/so_angry_sis.jpg

damn that jenkem epidemic.

i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.

haha, ilx finally has jenkem jokes

'i like the guilty raincoater in that last panel.'

May have to revise that. Robe, not raincoat. He's one of the 'live xxx show' employees on a break.

Idea for a Faithmouse/Chick Tract parody-
http://www.faithmouse.com/NU1.jpg

Goon request, Blade Runner theme-
http://www.faithmouse.com/gayrunner.gif

9-11 drawing-
http://www.faithmouse.com/towers-large.jpg

Inspired by story of New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat which caused him to speak Australian-
Foster's Is Australian For Beer - NSFW

Recent drawing-

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_mcmuppet.jpg

Recent drawing-
http://www.faithmouse.com/punch_pizza.jpg

Gary Gygax memorial cartoon in progress-
http://www.faithmouse.com/cartoonx.jpg

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-

Padre Pio-

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

The thread is only letting me post three or so cartoons at once, so I'll just break up the rest into a few separate posts-

http://www.faithmouse.com/low_prices.jpg

Former WalMart employee brain-damaged by second-party truck accident chases CEO of WalMart which tried to recover half million in paid medical expenses-
http://www.faithmouse.com/wal_mart_brain_damage.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/pope_john_paul_II_pensive.jpg

Padre Pio-
http://www.faithmouse.com/padre_pio_face.jpg

That 'Amy Winehouse' YouTube midget transvestite from Chile-
http://www.faithmouse.com/amy_winehouse_midget.jpg

Goon request, after Rosicrucian tapestry-
http://www.faithmouse.com/tapestry.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/dramatic_prarie_dog_blog.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_on_easel.jpg

Following up on the previously posted Taint cartoon-
http://www.faithmouse.com/taint-shoes.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/laid.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/its_a_bicycle_world.jpg

I'll try to stop by more often...

I'm happy to take sketch requests, which helps to support the cartoon. $20 for a custom cartoon and I'll throw in a signed Mallard Fillmore cartoon (danlacey(at)faithmouse(dot)com.)

I have a pretty fun nude Olympics San Francisco protest cartoon in progress as well.

$20 is cheap!

Dan, would you care to talk a bit about process? That is, how do you go from sketch to inked-looking JPEG?

http://www.faithmouse.com/dramatic_prarie_dog_blog.jpg

XD

http://www.faithmouse.com/kish_pre.jpg

Pic showing penciling and inking for the finished 'bicycle' cartoon. Sometimes I'll isolate different elements to layers in Photoshop and then move them around to get what I want, but I also draw and scan cartoons 'whole' as well.

I started using red markers a few years ago when my local art store was out of black. I never really know what a finished cartoon will look like until late in the process. Also, cartoons don't look that great in red so I really have to try harder to get a better looking product.

For my sketches I'll try to draw upsidedown as much as possible, which forces you to copy what's really there instead of just recording presumptions.

Tried a tablet once but it didn't really work for me.

http://www.faithmouse.com/Putin.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_obama_waffle.jpg

'Memories Of Barack Obama's Breakfast' - Ebay Auction

One man’s garbage, another man’s online phenomenon - Times-Tribune.com

Dan Lacey, the Minnesota author of the Christian cartoon “Faithmouse,” saw the waffle image online and said he was inspired to make the “Memories” painting, which he offers for sale on eBay.

He paints on the side to support his cartoon business and has made other portraits of Mr. Obama.

“I just thought it was a very nice-looking, half-eaten waffle. It caught my artistic eye and immediately engaged me,” Mr. Lacey said.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_ebay_waffle_cartoon.jpg

Having a lol here.

Taint/Fetus 'Get Out' NSFW

Fetus taint getting his newspaper NSFW

Fetus taint getting his newspaper NSFW

I can't imagine the context where this WOULD link to something SFW except maybe a rickroll.

http://www.faithmouse.com/hillary_clinton_sesame_street.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/catholic_church_vatican_ufo.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/barack_obama_cartoon.jpg

John Hagee / Taint 'Great Whore' NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/amy_winemouse_cartoon.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/kidney_bitch.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/gary_gygax_memorial_portrait.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_paul_II_pencil_drawing.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/winners-aren

http://www.faithmouse.com/hillary_clinton_bill_oreilly.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/winners-aren

http://www.faithmouse.com/putin_painting.jpg

Taint & Fetus / Get Out NSFW

Cowgirl Expresso NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/dan_at_canterbury.jpg

Your paintings are GREAT (as well)

Hey, thanks.

I love how you drew the adrenal gland on the kidney. It's like a cute little wig or hat.

Thanky.

http://www.faithmouse.com/heath_ledger_as_the_joker_1.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/heath_ledger_brokeback_mountain.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/harvey_korman_large.jpg

Ms. StarMole and Timothy A. Bear at Wiscon NSFW

http://www.faithmouse.com/sydney_pollack.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/hillary_clinton_the_end_large.jpg

Another A+++ score, Dan.

Oooo, I like the Joker one.

Thank you.

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_victory_unicorn.jpg

Oh, the heck-

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_victory_unicorn.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/john_mccain_pancake_head.jpg

dan will you do a drawing of this cat
http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/