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they're like haley's comet

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

with labia

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

bbbut, jess, did you see bam? don't you ever go to 15 north?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, how about Sunday night we coach you into getting just a little drunk and sending you back out to talk to Coffee Girl?

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

jess why didn't you knock on the window and talk to her?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

have a bath.

I'm drunk and I'm just about to have a bath.

― cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

sunday night is baby jesus' death day so i dont think anything's open

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

rainy i mouthed "make love to me gorilla woman" through the window if that counts

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

for god's sake keep your chin above water

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

BUNNY!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

..this is how I come off whenever I try to pick up a girl. Think of A Nightmare Before Christmas

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

it's a start, jess. don't be discouraged

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

jess, the solution is obvious. you must bring back ska.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.rockcitynews.com/photos/live2/saveferrisphoto2.jpeg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

i'm a regular skanking pickle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.ause.org/punk/ska-summit-03/monique-powell-01.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.enamelband.com/prphoto/photos/music/MoniquePowell/Mo2water.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

haha db i dunno if you have cable, but if you want some real fun turn on M2..."90s Weekend"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

crazy girls. make my heart. go. boom boom, boom boom boom.

― Rodec (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

oh and stop giving me blue balls brian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.brownbagmag.com/misc/skasummit/images/MoniquePowell8.JPG

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

I must say. She has a GREAT mouth.

― Donec & Bixxor (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

Monique Powell vs. Gwen Stefani ROOOOOOOOOWWWWR off!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

i am thinking we need to swing this back to a generalized discussion of girls

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

I like peoples girlfriends.

(sorry morality)

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

oh thats a sticky wicket

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

(ideally)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

is this a discussion or a jizz cousin?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

(worst attempt at alliteration ever shocker)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

wtf omg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

alliteration?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

well, one way, jess, to improve your chances of meeting girls is to not waste time making a mashup album out of jay-z and, um, guided by voices or something like that, for starters.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

see i told you you should have danced with a pole.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

"look! i even put a filter on jay-z's voice to make it sound like he was recorded on four-track cassette, to fuse it with pollard's genius. in fact, i'm starting to appreciate hip hop as a result!" should not be your way to introduce yourself to a girl.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

Never slack album in your macking

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

FEEEEEEEEEELIN ON YOUR BOOTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

so your saying i should bag my huggy bear/black album mashup?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

yes, and memorize the lyrics to one of these songs while you stroll your sexy manstuff on the streets... you just have to guess which one.

http://www.batmanrecords.com.au/images/queen.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

the way to introduce oneself to a girl is to say "hello darling, I have food everywhere, just like the party was catered".

Obviously.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

"baby ever since the doctor pulled me out of the womb and spanked me i knew we were meant to be together"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Then you ask for complete sensory overload sexual depravity.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

.. all over the food.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar, mr. donnie lyle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

so should i drink more, or go to bed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

both

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

drinking in bed is a bad idea i've found

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

just keep your chin above sheet level

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think you really found it, jess. It was there when you got to it.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, that's kind of what "found" means! Someone else make the jokes.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

tep clearly you're either not drinking enough or too much

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

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