― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago) link
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― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 26 March 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link
thanks!!!!
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Aaron A., Friday, 26 March 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago) link
But I claim not to be a fully-fledged fetishist as I don't think I would have found them of any interest if they weren't attached to Uma.
― Bob Six (bobbysix), Saturday, 27 March 2004 10:02 (twenty years ago) link
damn.
i especially love those forearms when they are planted on either side of me, giving it me proper.
― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 March 2004 10:04 (twenty years ago) link
homosexual ][ asks elsewhere if this the least erotic era of any in recent memory
definitely yes and this is pitiful
discuss
― j., Thursday, 14 June 2018 02:42 (five years ago) link
i mean, shit
― j., Thursday, 14 June 2018 02:45 (five years ago) link
I disagree but I think “recent memory” and “era” are problematic terms when trying to judge stuff. If you’re a horny doofus into cheesecake then practically every website has an ad or seven showing you some zaftig model even if the ad is really for cheap car insuranceAnd if you’re into anything else it’s still kind of everywhere even without having to look very hard - androids, androgynes, LGBTQ sexytime is in every medium now, on demand, with good cinematography and everythingBut maybe that’s what makes it less erotic, that all of this is just readily available now - basically everybody might as well be perusing hentai on the bus ride, and that’s the opposite of sexyThe pendulum always swings back, though. alt.sex.stories.moderated (which, tbqf, if not for pedo rape shit, probably would have died long ago) broke down last summer and nobody’s bothered to fix it. Maybe the free porn parade is going to come to an end before long, and then mass media won’t feel compelled to keep pace with it, and prurient arts might escape the tragedy of the commons, for a little while.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:11 (five years ago) link
you just have to know where to look.
https://i.imgur.com/bGPdzPr.gif
https://i.imgur.com/5PuapVt.gif
https://i.imgur.com/YcGwE0d.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link
no one wants to play sexy mind games anymore it's so sad
― homosexual II, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link
If you’re a horny doofus into cheesecake then practically every website has an ad or seven showing you some zaftig model even if the ad is really for cheap car insurance
is this like the late 80s kid equivalent of looking at underwear catalogs
― j., Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:14 (five years ago) link
it will never be an unerotic era so long as Flo the Progressive lady is doing commercials
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:17 (five years ago) link
The other day the woman at the car service place who was a little bit cute took a couple things off my bill without me asking or complaining. She may in fact have been flirting with me, but even if she wasn't, there was something weirdly charged about her just throwing discounts at my feet.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:18 (five years ago) link
I dont really think of porn as being erotic tbh
― homosexual II, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:18 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWBJfvRqr6U
― Gladys McFlatus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link
xp what about discounts
― j., Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link
i read hustler and playboy now, burnt out on online porn tbh - and the political articles (like one about abortion rights) are surprisingly intelligent. cue getting made fun of.
― Slippage (Ross), Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link
there was an adult only version of second life called red light center in the mid 2000s that I was addicted to for like 2 weeks...you could wander through these vacant areas full of water features and there would always be sensual chill out mixes playing I get erotic nostalgia for that place
― homosexual II, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:26 (five years ago) link
XP No diss. Playboy woke now.
― Making Plans For Sturgill (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:28 (five years ago) link
thanks
― Slippage (Ross), Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:33 (five years ago) link
once on a trip i was very exhausted and sat for a few hours in my fancy hotel room watching the welcome infomercial on the in-house tv-guidebook-concierge over and over, not like in a sexual way, but it was sort of asmr avant la lettre
maybe there was something especially magical about the way it would just repeat endlessly without my needing to do anything
she was such a welcoming corporate ambassador
― j., Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:35 (five years ago) link
eww
― i am updating my User Agreement and Privacy Policy (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:41 (five years ago) link
those resort videos!! where it's some Trivago-looking asshole w/ some 30-year old lady. they don't even do anything, they just walk around the hammocks and shoot darting glances at each other while soothing stock music plays. fuck!! I would watch it for an hour
― frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/1BsL5bS.jpg
― CARL MARKS PRINCIPAL INVESTING AND ADVISORY SERVICES (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 14 June 2018 06:55 (five years ago) link
Mandee I think part of the problem is the goth scene and its surrounds have kind of died? I know that was a good advocate for erotica, cheesy noir/crime/intrigue blah and I know you were well into that scene, has that gone by the wayside? I always loved yr Denver goth scene stories!!!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 14 June 2018 07:14 (five years ago) link
I tried to wade through an erotica site at one point to find better Penthouse Letters-y stuff but apparently I’m pretty vanilla and couldn’t find anything that worked for me amongst the 80 chapter alien/incest/gangbang combo porn epics.
― louise ck (milo z), Thursday, 14 June 2018 07:52 (five years ago) link
kids are having less sex. everyone's constantly drained and feeling sorry for ourselves and just want ONE PERSON to be NICE to us or even HALFWAY DECENT and yes it's boring. otoh there's a lot of sensual borderline-erotic asmr out there now
― ogmor, Thursday, 14 June 2018 07:59 (five years ago) link
― homosexual II
mind games aren't sexy anymore
all the stuff that used to be hot is now gross and creepy
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Thursday, 14 June 2018 08:44 (five years ago) link
mind games are what facebork's psychometricians are running on the surveillance devices in our pockets and then writing whitepapers about
― j., Thursday, 14 June 2018 09:12 (five years ago) link
I don't think I've played a sexy mind game in my life.
The ~~ Erotic Thrillers of the 80s and 90s ~~ thread hasn't been revived in 5 years.
― how's life, Thursday, 14 June 2018 09:16 (five years ago) link
I just assumed this was age and meds and the absence of love tbh
― VAR VAR Rasputin (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 14 June 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link
love 2 sexy mindgame but never with the wife good lord
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:29 (five years ago) link
please 2 explain what is sexy mindgames?
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link
essentially its crepey behaviour except ur sexy idk
― tired culché (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 June 2018 10:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.highdefdigest.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/family-matters-urkelbot-880x320.jpg
― Gladys McFlatus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 June 2018 12:05 (five years ago) link
Oh, sorry, I thought you said 'Steve-ly robotic'. My bad.
― Gladys McFlatus (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 June 2018 12:15 (five years ago) link
agree. to my thinking, eroticism has to do with real people and is very situational. a wink and a smile, or touching fingers, can be highly erotic in the right situation, more so than any amount of conscious sexual role-playing.
porn can't deliver genuine eroticism, because it is always mediated and centered on images of no one you'll ever meet, so the real people part is completely removed. soft porn often tries hard to suggest a situation where its porn content might be viewed as erotic. it appeals to a fantasy of the erotic, but fantasies are not in the same league as reality. while hard porn just goes straight for "the money shot" and usually has zero erotic content.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 June 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link
You just haven't meet the right porn.
― Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link
so how does 'the right porn' invalidate what I said about mediation, fantasy, and situation?
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link
you're suggesting that nothing can be erotic if it is mediated and centre on images of people you won't ever meet?
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link
I guess it depends on whether you think it is possible for isolation to incorporate the erotic. with porn, there is no possibility of human contact aside from touching yourself. it is an ersatz.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link
I leave my body and become part of your blood.
― Screames Fartpoop, Thursday, 14 June 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link
sounds about as erotic as amoebic dysentery
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link