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Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

id like us to do everything in our power to make "x, i put it to you" the new "x, i kiss you"

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i take up this challenge with great relish

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

mark and jess, I put it to you with relish. Ned, relish my ass.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"oh shit -- i'm out of condiments"

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

The pun mayo may not be horrible, I'll let you know when I ketchup.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

here is a gun, i put it to you

jess (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 July 2003 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't think i know how to work this thing!

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 18th, 2003 11:22 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

"wiggedy wiggedy" *snap*

I don't understand what was so hard about that.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

don't rub it in

-- stevem (bluesk...), July 18th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 July 2003 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Dick is too often filmed as if the big concept is all you need.
Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 22nd, 2003.

big 'concept', huh?

joni, Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

this might as well be the latest lol thread

stevem (blueski), Saturday, 19 July 2003 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Paul's the bizarro Tracer! Comes way early, slips out quietly. Tracer comes way late (if at all), but makes his presence immediately felt!

-- Yanc3y

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

More opportunities for making the sex orgy style?
OK, Tracer, $75

-- Ally (mlescau...), July 31st, 2003. (later)

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread has reduced me to tears.

piscesboy, Thursday, 31 July 2003 14:16 (sixteen years ago) link

How can you deny him an anal rape if he asks so kindly? But I guess that wouldn't be rape then, would it?
-- oops (don'temailmebitc...), August 4th, 2003 3:37 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:39 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (sixteen years ago) link

waaah

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (sixteen years ago) link

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (sixteen years ago) link

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (sixteen years ago) link

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Nick, you are my hero. I wanted to post that last night, but was too lazy to look for the thread.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

We know it's all goin' down in the center. ;)
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 7th, 2003. (thatgirl)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I sure hope that wasn't a Carrot Top reference in the original context.

NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Why do I always get that thrust upon me?
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 7th, 2003. (luna.c)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Find that kitty-cat dammit!

-- jewelly (jewelly123...), August 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Did I thank you for the pork?
-- Kim (grims...), August 4th, 2003 5:36 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear Pig Vomit is really good.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...) (webmail), August 16th, 2003 6:12 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Mmmm, memories of chilling out with my melon during a hot Summer day in NYC on my grandfather's porch when I was 8.....

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...) (webmail), August 18th, 2003 12:02 PM. (Nichole Graham) (later) (link)

amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link

as much as I've had "Harry Wong" pounded into my head...

-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 22nd, 2003 3:16 PM. (thatgirl)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (sixteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
grease, woman! grease!
-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 18th, 2003 10:20 PM. (lucylurex) (later) (link)

teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (sixteen years ago) link

10 seconds for a banana is about my upper limit! What's to do with it? Just stick it in!

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 27th, 2003 6:08 AM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 September 2003 01:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I love you, sweet pervert.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 30th, 2003

Sir Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...
that ass was directed at dean
-- JaXoN (jaso...), December 5th, 2003 2:32 PM. (JasonD)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link

We're supposed to get a good 3 to 6 inches.
But I've heard that before . . .
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), December 5th, 2003 4:05 AM. (felicity)

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link

trayce that's brilliant.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

but you gotta love the followup:

Since when is 3 to 6 inches ever GOOD?

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 5th, 2003. (suzy)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I think y'all underetimate the intent of those double-entendres. (Removing them from context makes 'em less funny, not more, right?)

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah I thought after I posted mine that quite possibly felicity was saying it like that on purpose, and I felt a bit silly.

Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, meh.

except its even funnier to imagine that they weren't posted with that intent!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 07:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Sorry to nitpick. Just wanted to make sure certain posters got proper credit for having their minds in the gutter.

bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 08:07 (fifteen years ago) link


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