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What say all?
Is this silly bloke deserving of forgiveness?
If I discover, BUTTEZ, that you are not sincere, if you continue to put forth your childish, inane, asinine posts, I will set you on a stump, nail down your balls, and push you over backwards.
(You know, Zen, you can't do that.)
Hush, Ego, I'm trying to convey a message here.
(Can't you just forgive the fellow and let him go forth and sin no more?)
Who the fuck do you think I am... Jesus?
― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link
Now THAT'S the stuff, BUTTEZ, a proper comeback.
― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Esteban is no more in need of forgiveness than my furniture is when it jumps in my way, or the lampposts, when they veer into me, or the
pissoir when it slides off to the side and then up the wall. I don't bother to curse at them, because this is in their nature and they shall always be so.
It's much the same with Esteban. I hold him no more responsible for his erratic pissing-on-our-shoes adventures than I do the pissoir for its erratic being-pissed-at ramblings along the wall. Can't we all just get along and get pissed as farts in the process?
― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 06:38 (eighteen years ago) link
if only more politicians thought that way. Aimless. We could all be much happier and merry. Peace, love and mung beans I say.
― StrangeDays (StrangeDays), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link
Mung beans...a staple during the Mung Dynasty in ancient China...
(Shut up, you fucking idiot!)
I saw a Mung vase once, where they kept their beans.
(Oh, lord...)
No kidding! China didn't have many mung plants until this guy named Johnny Mungseed went about, wearing a pan on his head, planting mung seeds throughout the land.
'Tis a pity that mung beans, like chicken eggs, are eaten before they reach their full potential.
― Zen Clown, Wednesday, 23 November 2005 10:01 (eighteen years ago) link