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I was about to suggest looking behind the refridgerator.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 5 April 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

I don't have the balls to look behind the refrigerator.

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

No-one's suggested the back of the sofa yet?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 15:37 (twenty years ago) link

On second thought, DO NOT look behind the refridgerator. You may then feel compelled to clean back there and will have to rush to the pub and imbibe until that horrible notion goes away.

― Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago) link

If your life ends up behind a refrigerator, what kind of job do you have?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

Plumber. It's where my master-tap-faucet-control-thingummy is. I shudder to think of a boiler-burst scenario.

Plumber: Where's your stopcock, sir?

Me: Umm.....Back there somewhere. Mind if I leave you to it?

― Dorien Thomas (Dorien Thomas), Saturday, 10 April 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago) link

Even a stopcock tells the right time, err, twice a day,....errr no fuggit.

― Taki, Saturday, 10 April 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

What about a pipecock?

― Shot on 8mm Video, Sunday, 11 May 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Pipecocks notoriously have no sense of time.

― Aimless, Sunday, 11 May 2008 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

nine years pass...

Sinister imo

― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link

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