The apotheosis of pith

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Mine is ‘Onward And Downward.’

Rex (Rex), Saturday, 30 August 2003 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

How about a motto of "Repression, Regression, Depression!" with a coat of arms which would feature a lion impaling himself on the horn of a unicorn while the oblivious unicorn watched Jerry Springer on a television sinister?

C J (C J), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:30 (eighteen years ago) link

The best drinks in life are free...and alcoholic.

brg30 (brg30), Monday, 1 September 2003 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Which is why I love my job.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 1 September 2003 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Did you ever choose a motto for yourself, Mr Aimless?

C J (C J), Thursday, 7 April 2005 08:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Aimless HAS a motto: It's "Aimless".

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 7 April 2005 08:24 (sixteen years ago) link

That's not very original.

C J (C J), Thursday, 7 April 2005 08:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Aim less and splatter your trousers.

Don't be original; just plagiarise.

I loved the idea of the coat of arms where the lion is impaled on the unicorn's horn. But rather than Americanising it with Jerry Springer (who, lets face it, is already a distant memory (and thank gawd)), why not have a monkey with sword for a penis, flying out of the unicorn's bum, a snake swallowing the sword, and a cocker-spaniel humping the lion's leg. Just imagine the lovely colours we could work into this uplifting image. Do you think we need to work a goat into this scheme?

MSW (MSW), Thursday, 7 April 2005 12:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Pète ce que pourras

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 7 April 2005 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

Not being francophone, I requested Google to translate M. White's motto for me. It produced:


A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 September 2017 04:48 (four years ago) link

Fart what you can

Et Dieu crea l' (Michael White), Sunday, 24 September 2017 15:29 (four years ago) link

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