10 Things I Hate

Heh, I've a few

1) Being invisible to men I find attractive.
2) Being all too visible to panhandlers and randos on the bus.
3) The smell of weed.
4) Whoever programs Landmark E Street (does this person lie awake at night fretting that he/she/other has overlooked a documentary, no matter how obscure or boring? Does this person get a bonus for every foreign-language or independent film that gets passed over to make room for those documentaries?).
5) People in movie theaters who bitch at other people to get off their phones (I find these complaints to be more disruptive than the light from the phones).
6) Garmentos who complain about poor sales yet have 1001 excuses for not making or stocking attractive plus-size clothing.
7) The conspicuously coupled (they can't ALL be keeping up a front while suffering in silence).
8) Fearing that no matter what I do, in whatever situation, it will be WRONG and offensive to SOMEONE.
9) The smell of liver and onions (which someone in my apartment building has for dinner every so often).
10) A certain person in my office who not only does not acknowledge me when I say "Good morning," but a couple of times has been overtly hostile when I took an interest in a public conversation she was having with one of our coworkers.

chewed up screwdriver threads and cutting me fingernails too short

everything else are just first world problems