You have been chosen to speak for the Entirety of the West to Osama Bin Laden and Al Qaeda. There is a stipulation: The only communication you are allowed to pass onto the man is a solitary album. Wh

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Alternately: FOAD, douche.

http://www.angelfire.com/ct3/1ulfass/sod_seod/sod_speak_english_or_die_a.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Or just let him know that Saxon's got some good twin-guitar riffs:

http://www.mothermetal.com/Images/crusader.jpg

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

no mention of muslimgauze yet? is that only b/c ned hasn't shown up yet?

i'd seriously contemplate just going to a record store, picking up a random house/glitch/IDM/whatever cd, and sending it to al qaeda or bin laden. b/c i think that they'd have NO FUCKING IDEA what to make of such a thing.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.yellowmelodies.com/e-zine/numero1/portadas/BelleAndS.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Not one, but four FIFH albums: Ian, you have rocked my world tonight.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenny G Gets Political

― Sym (shmuel), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian it must be the entire Jandek cataloge in order.

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:28 (nineteen years ago) link

or if that fails

http://www.subpop.com/bands/earth/earth-185.gif

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Nothing. We deserve to burn.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.klezmer.de/Platten/P_Revival/R_Kapelye/R_Kapeye-chicken/Kapelye-Chicken.jpg

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I think I used to own a copy of that. I don't remember what happened to it.

― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Bubble Gum, Lemonade & Something for Mama by Mama Cass.

― Charlie Rose (Charlie Rose), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

2 live crew - as nasty as they wanna be

― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Aaron wrote:
there is a certain range of frequencies that make people sick upon hearing, and i think there is a john zorn album with that sound recorded.

I think you're referring to Kristallnacht. The liner notes mention high frequencies being used in "Never Again" which may cause discomfort. I wouldn't go so far as to say that it makes you feel sick, but it is a really devastating song - probably one of the most powerful (and emotional) experimental songs I've heard. But, to stay on topic, I don't think OBL would even get past the cover art:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f517/f51763z86nt.jpg

― Ernest P. (ernestp), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link

http://lilt.ilstu.edu/wmcbrid/ween.gif

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's obvious - Bat out of Hell - by which OBL recognises that paradise lies by the dashbaord light, not with 786 virgins in the afterworld, shrugs his sholders, intones that two out of three towers of the infidel ain't bad and rides off on his motorcycle, like a sinner before the gates of heaven.

― queen Gone when the morning comes, Thursday, 17 June 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Why is this thread offensive again?

Osama, bro, step into the Lizzounge!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005J9V5.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd200/d288/d288733h21c.jpg
Featuring Curtis Mayfield's "(Don't Worry) If There's a Hell Below, We're All Going to Go". ANY record with that song would be appropriate; the title of this soundtrack is mere icing on the cake.

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

that one crazy-ass techno album that's made entirely of surgery noises. You know the one I'm talking about, don't you?

― Unknown User, Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Matmos' "A Cut is a Chance to Cure," you mean?

― Neb Reyob (Ben Boyer), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Something by I Am The World Trade Center surely?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes Neb.

― Unknown User, Thursday, 17 June 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Mr Bungle - Disco Volante?

― Thea (Thea), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I wouldn't wish Mr Bungle on my worst enemy, much less Osama.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Osama and his ilk are clearly Carpenters fans.

― Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

>>I wouldn't wish Mr Bungle on my worst enemy, much less Osama.<<

Oh c'mon "Desert Search for Techno Allah" is a great song. Otherwise, yes I am not a fan.

― Thea (Thea), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

no mention of muslimgauze yet? is that only b/c ned hasn't shown up yet?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works Vol.2

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 17 June 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

twelve years pass...

simpler times

― Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:45 (six years ago) link

In the "simple jack" sense, yeah

― briscall stool chart (wins), Monday, 17 April 2017 13:48 (six years ago) link

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