Alex Jones

Think I first heard of him n about 2000 or early 2001, and I thought he sounded like he was in his 50s or 60s. Turns out he was about 25 years old at the time.

Did he smoke 60 a day at the age of 14, or something?

Alex Jones vs Michelle Malkin
http://rattube.com/blog1/2008/08/25/alex-jones-confronts-neocon-michelle-malkin-in-denver/

Judging by the fact that neither Clinton nor Bush brought in the NWO or martial law or death camps despite Alex swearing blind for three hours a day on the radio that they would, I'm guessing the real Obama Deception is whatever Alex Jones says about him.

In 9th grade I thought this dude was the motherfucking TRUTH.

Then in college the KKK was rallying on the steps of the Texas capitol so me and a thousand bros went to drown them out and I saw Jones standing with the Klan shouting back at us with a megaphone about how we didn't know anything about Mexican history or American history.

Fuck this guy.

You know whenever he puts out a new "documentary" the Alamo Drafthouse hosts a big screening with a Q&A and shit and I went last year assuming it'd be all catcalls and lolz and I wanted to fuck with the dude but it was 90% dead serious Ron Paul motherfuckers who took dude as gospel with shirts that said shit like BURN DOWN BOHEMIAN GROVE

I literally can't drive 10 minutes in this city without seeing a INFOWARS.COM bumper sticker or GOOGLE "BUILDING 7" sticker what the fuck is it about this town

are u still in Austin? he's based there isn't he

Yep. I just mean "what is it about this town that makes people take his bullshit seriously"

Or better: "what is it about this town that it draws the kind of people who take his bullshit seriously"

^^
Good for lulz

Three minutes in: that guy who says "MY BURGER'S COLD! I WANT NEW FRIES!"

OK, so one of Alex Jones' co-host minions just had this amazing rant about how "they" must have technology "behind closed doors" (ie Area 51) that's way in advance of what "they" let us see. Apparently the NWO has technology that is 20 or 30 years ahead of the real world, because the Nazis invested the stealth bomber. Paraphrasing: IF "THEY'VE" SHOWN US GLOW IN THE DARK DOGS AND CATS, JUST WHAT IS IT "THEY'RE" HIDING FROM US?

Now Alex Jones himself is freestyling a rap about rape and crack whores and being the "American bitch" over the top of some James Brown tune.

X|

I've spent the past 2 weeks in austin, and I couldn't decide what to listen to so I turned the radio on, I've never listened to the radio in austin, even though I lived here for 11 years. I've since started listening to Alex Jones. The odd thing is that I thought this guy was more of a leftist, yet many of what he was saying could've been Rush Limbaugh or any of the other far right. It's odd when both sides end up saying the same thing despite themselves. Sometimes I want to laugh at this guy, yet he's so set on this upcoming take over that I'm usually dumb founded. Are there any truths to these conspiracy theories, that a group(s) are plotting to take power and declare marshall law. What will these groups(s) do once this has happened, and why would they want to upset the population in such a way? Wouldn't these people profit more if these went on as they are and they continue to do what ever it is they do? I just don't see these conspiracies holding up, are the powerful that mean, and that organized? I know this question is probably silly, and I shouldn't just stop listening to him, but it's so outlandish.

Three minutes in: that guy who says "MY BURGER'S COLD! I WANT NEW FRIES!"

It was KRS-1, by the way. I fail at reading onscreen captions.

the man's a prophet

This is completely fucking batshit.

http://www.infowars.com/images/banners/MLS-banner-360x110.jpg

I don't think it's completely batshit. That's mostly a pretty standard criticism of Randi's Foundation and the skeptic community. As for the allegations of bias at the BBC, folks say that kind of thing all the time and have done for decades.

home-burned DVDs of 'Obama Deception' showing up in 'Free' boxes along Valencia Street in SF. haven't watched it yet, but my friend Laura said the bits with KRS-1 & Professor Griff are where it flies off the rails (i.e. about three minutes in, apparently)

and I'll post this direct quote from the conclusion of 'Endgame' for anyone who's been overdosing on this guy to the point where it's beginning to seem like 'more' than entertainment

"And the Georgia Guidestones stand today as a testament to the Elite's sacred mission. To have a two class system, where the underclass are forced to live as slaves in tiny enclosed cities, while the elite enjoy the land of the earth, evolve into Superhumans with the aid of advanced implantable technologies, live eternal lives, and travel throughout the Cosmos. THIS is the promise given to the members of the new world order, and the agenda of the Bilderberg group."

(each one of those sentence fragments is accompanied by 2-3 second visual fades illustrating the underground cities, the subcutaneous chips, hordes of mindless slaves staring at a monitor crossfaded into an closeup image of lindsey lohan, davinci supermen travelling the cosmos, etc)

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 3:15 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark

but THEN AGAIN, how far is that from WHAT'S ALREADY HAPPENING NOW

TAKE THE RED PILL

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite

Meet the new Glenn Beck

Three days after The Obama Deception was released, the online Fox News show "Freedom Watch"--hosted by the network’s senior judicial analyst, Andrew Napolitano--did a joint broadcast with Jones. "I am so happy because we’re doing something different right now," Napolitano announced at the start of his March 18 program. "We are simulcasting with the one, the only, the great Alex Jones on Alex Jones radio!"

Jones appeared on a split screen with Napolitano. "What are you talking about today?" Napolitano asked him. "Oh, just how hundreds of mainstream news articles a week are saying there is a new world order, a global government, it will be run by the very banks that are collapsing society by design, and we will pay carbon taxes to them," Jones replied. He went on in that vein for a few moments. Then Napolitano said, approvingly, "I appreciate what you’re exposing ... I must tell you that there was a time when the types of things that you are warning against was not discussed openly and publicly."

Alex Jones as a regular Fox News talking head would be über-LOLs.

Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.

haha, it's those dern INTERNATIONAL BjAeNwKsERS run amuck again, just back in the 50s when those storied clear-eyed patriots were forced to form the John Birch Society.

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite

Randi, the Skeptic community and the debunkers are a contentious lot. What is your problem with this statement? This kind of criticism is common.

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.

the man's a prophet

― chip dumstorf

Has Jones changed over the years? I wonder if he was just another kooky Austinite back in the day (Slacker era) or if he was always a NWO nut.

― smashing aspirant (milo z), Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:15 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark

years and years ago I watched him tell the story of "one day back in 1996 when i was walking down the street and a member of the APD stopped me and asked me to show him identification. i asked him 'officer have i done something wrong?' and he said 'i need to see your identification.' now i was puzzled. i asked him 'sir, do we need ID to walk down the street now?' and that was where it began to dawn on me that there was a security apparatus that was beginning to tighten around the throat of american citizens."

i was surprised to learn alex jones is in his mid 30's. the dude looks 50.

― ojo, Wednesday, October 7, 2009 7:57 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah i remember my jaw dropping some years ago when he said he was 27. fighting the new world order takes its toll, i guess.

years ago

some years

i have been watching this guy for years btw

years

He's haggard because of Chemtrails. Duh.

And the sterization stuff in his water.

He is actually in two slacker-era Austin movie, ie. 'Slacker' by Linklater, and some other later Linklater movie if I remember correctly.

Which scene is he in? I haven't seen that movie in years. I used to live in one of the houses they filmed in and knew a few of the people in Slackers. That was when I first moved to austin.

He's in A Scanner Darkly, shouting a lot.

Same scenario as in Scanner Darkly, he's driving around in his car with twin megaphones on top, shouting about the NWO. I watched Slacker again last year and, yup, there he was.

Self professed “skeptics” claim they promote critical thinking while doing the exact opposite attacking my own personal favourite bullshit conspiracy theory

Should I watch Scanner Darkly? I enjoyed the book, but I come to see every linklater film as being the smae film, but I'd watch just to see alex jones make a funny cameo.

Whoops, I am WRONG. that scene exists in Slacker, but it's not Alex Jones. Though he is in two Linklater films, a 'Scanner Darkly' and 'Waking Life', doing much the same thing. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Jones_%28radio_host%29#Actor_2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDtfKNRTY-Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfEuSNejejY&feature=related

Scene in Waking Life is classic imo

http://www.salon.com/mwt/col/tenn/2009/10/09/nephew/

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?board=1.0

I could get lost in the insanity for hours.

I had the same feeling of disbelief when I first found out his age (circa 99; I was 24 and he was 25! I thought that maybe he was 35-40).

I could get lost in the insanity for hours.

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If anything, it's handy to have all of that in one convenient place!

It's kind of nuts to me that someone could be worth 10 million dollars and file for bankruptcy. What does bankruptcy filing really do other than protect him from debtors? Does that include the judgments against him? I assume so. If a prosecutor had proof he reallocated his assets to fake bankruptcy, is that fraud?

wake me up when they take away his fucking microphones, cameras, and internet access

^^^

god we need some good vandals to just show up and disrupt every broadcast

wake me up when they take away his fucking microphones, cameras, and internet access

otmfm as long as he still has that outlet to spread his hate speech, this bankruptcy is fucking meaningless

Hmmmm

Some news: Tomorrow SPLC will publish Part 1 of a five part series into the text messages found on Alex Jones's phone.

Investigation by me and @MeganSquire0.

I think this is the first story I've ever worked on where my editor stuck a content warning on top of it.

— Michael Edison Hayden (@MichaelEHayden) February 1, 2023

Alex Jones should be sentenced to subsisting entirely on his snake oil supplements.

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2023/02/01/infowars-alex-jones-says-he-lives-hell-texts-show

Jones and Enlow’s tracking efforts seem to take place on days that Jones himself is conducting an affair. Jones contacts Enlow to monitor Erika Wulff Jones on days when he is also in touch with a woman named “Pat Johnson,” which is the alias he entered into his phone to represent an Austin-based married woman with whom he exchanges texts of an intimate nature. (As an example, Jones texted Pat Johnson on the morning of May 11, 2020, requesting “a sucky,” apparently asking her to give him oral sex.)

That DOES require a content warning. I feel like I’ve read a page from the Necronomicon now.

APOLS

Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge, 11:32.12 a.m.:
Please bring vodka to con room

Alex Jones to Timothy Fruge 2:29.58 p.m.:
Please tell D to get me a bottle of vodka out of his safe and put in my office now

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.50 a.m.:
I can’t believe you wore the wedding ring to fuck hon

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:03.52 a.m.:
Him

Alex Jones to Erika Wulff Jones, 12:04.08 a.m.:
I am okay with it just don’t ware it anymore

Oh fun.

Does anyone but me remember the story of Bill O'Reilly's wonderfully clumsy attempt to seduce a subordinate, wherein he speaks of her using a "felafel" in the shower, by which he apparently meant a "loofah"?

Or maybe there are people who rub themselves with fried chick peas. I don't wish to kink-shame.

don't think I ever got over "I love you, alive girl"

"So much better than the dead kind."

Oh but back to Jones for a sec

And nothing can stop it
It seams
It’s like gravity
A black hole (hole emoji)

^ primo fake Metallica lyrics

(hole emoji)

I wouldn't expect one of the main job roles of a personal trainer to be "guy who brings me vodka on demand at 9am" but here we are

it's really, really tough to read through that page. i only got about a 1/3 of the way down. what a complete scumbag, and every single person who is involved with him.

on a much less important note his texting style is so annoying

hay

their so wrong about this

media hippocrits

wrong about everything so soick of it

hay

it seams

there ought to be a circle of hell reserved for people who break up a single sentence into four separate texts

You hate is

this is just to say

a sucky

I glanced at this, but I can't even hateread this guy. Fuck him forever.

It gives the impression his world could not be more miserable than it already is. But I entirely support the world at large doing its very best to see if it's not somehow possible.

^Well said.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/19/alex-jones-money-concealment-sandy-hook-families-award

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qc6xzgctorfsm35w6i3vdebx/bafkreieyu4xecyq5pn4dyqhohnli4kkivsgwszivyzzmzriqjyml4poj2e@jpeg

Yowza

If eating your leftist ass is wrong, I don't want to be right.

How does it taste, Alex?

Like corn on the cob

That picture is like twenty years old as well, he's greyer than a Bergman film now

He looks younger because of all the supplements.

biting Chuck Tingle's style there

He looks younger because of all the supplements.

or maybe the ball tanning?

Has he paid off any of these lawsuits?

working on it

Eating ass doesn’t pay well TBH

I guess that DEPENDS on whose ass you're eating

oh well looky who decided to start drinking flouridated water

Has anyone started printing "I will toss your leftist salad" tshirts yet?