Can I get....any of you cunts....a drink?

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This other girl gave me her number last week, and I wasn't even going to ask for it originally until I was shaking hands with her as she was leaving this bar and she rubbed my hands and said, "Ohhh, these need warming up". I sort of gurgled for a moment and then said, "number plz" and she gave it to me. On the way out the bar shortly after I saw her leaving and her truck had a bumper sticker that read, "Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!" I remember saying, "Oh fuck."

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry g i got straight edge. 1 week and counting.

― Aaron Zanders (AaronHz), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:11 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, nice!

i called the girl a couple days later and left a message. no return call as of yet (sad emoticon)

icing on the cake: me returning to apt. and seeing prick fratboy neighbors getting hassled by the pigs hardcore. yessssss.

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

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― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I've realized I'm pretty horrible at closing the deal as it pertains to "number-pwning".

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

aw... i thought this was gonna be a thread about the music (or lack thereof) in Deadwood

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:57 (nineteen years ago) link

or just Deadwood in general, now that i've realized this is ILE

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

http://alcocity.ru/images/catalog/465_b.jpg

my weekend was ruined for various reasons.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Just brought home a twelver of Bud, so I'm probably ok.

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

...actually, it's only 3.2 (Sunday in Colorado!), so maybe yeah, I'll take one.

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 2 May 2005 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link

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