Through the veilMy sphincter of maliceMoans and trembles in the pale moonlightThe dark-kinder playIn fields of bloodA wasteland expands from the colon of desire
Gaze into myGaze into myDeep inside my gothic anusBeams of terror emit forth
The afterlife beckonsFrom my twisted duodenumYour heart is leadenBut a kiss will make the constriction explodeAnother glance through a gauzy screenAnd another demon is born
Submit to myBathe inside myDeep inside my gothic anus
With a bowed head and aching backThe nubs of succubus wingsGiving pixeis the hump of agesWinding through a small intestineDripping with ennui and angstYour hatred suppository makes you strong
Gothic anus rules us allGive over to the brownness
― Lord Vincent of Umbria (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― weather1ngda1eson (Brian), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:48 (nineteen years ago) link
No mention of gothic anuses, sadly.
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:59 (nineteen years ago) link
Dave Matthews's anusis non-goth through and throughI hate those that don't like himshot all the people who do
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link
i picture this being sung operatically
― the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link
yeah, they'd have to really stretch it out...
― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link
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PRAISE THE LORD.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/gothicbootay
― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:19 (nineteen years ago) link
Perry-Darnielle Project, Flying Buttress
Maybe you should call it Esmerelda the Flying Buttress
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:18 (nineteen years ago) link
I heard that in the voice of the Mexican soccer commentator who yells "Goooooooooooooooooooooooal!" Of course, now I'll be vegging some saturday watching futbol and when someone scores I'll be thinking Goth boooooooo-oooooo-oooo-teeee
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― sexyDancer, Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link
Can I just say I'm particularly pleased with myself for this line?
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link
You thought ilx's goth obsession had been taken just that step too far..
And you were right!
― de, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― christopher dean chauncey (indeson187), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Gothic anus rules us allGive over to the brownness"
That has to be one of the greatest pieces of writing I have ever had the pleasure of reading.
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― the surface noise of psychotic badassery (electricsound), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 May 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― Frank Swedehead, Monday, 17 May 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― HI DERE, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― and what, Monday, 26 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― the table is the table, Monday, 26 March 2007 22:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Abbott, Monday, 26 March 2007 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link
I STILL LOVE THIS THREAD MUST REVIVE A++++
― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link
I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".
-- VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 01:07 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
Ha ha ha ha ha
― Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Dan and J0hn were fucking top class on this thread.
― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:37 (sixteen years ago) link
...I was gonna say "top hole on this thread" but ... UH.
― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:39 (sixteen years ago) link
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-- nickalicious (nickalicious
Well that's all changed in three short years. See for yourself.
― moley, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:44 (sixteen years ago) link
lol no thanx
― Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link
haha a mere 53 minutes from start of thread to goatse.cx!
― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:14 (sixteen years ago) link
:D this thread
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:36 (sixteen years ago) link
still classic.
― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
"gothic anus" is playing through my head to the tune of "I Touch Roses"
― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:12 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, it's about time to revive this thread
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Gooogle tells me Gothic Anus is now a record label. They must release some dark shit.
― moley, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I shouldn't laugh as hard as I am laughing at moley's use of the word "release," but what the hell, I am who I am
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link
that would be excelsiored to death if I had cut & paste on this thing
― Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
ROTHIC ANUS
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/david-lee-roth-hair-1.jpg
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link
lol
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i'm not a "ICH ICH DIE AFTER NICHT SAFE FÜR ARBEIT!!" type, but if less icky threads got a NSFW tag... just sayin'
― Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link
Tempted to turn Perry's lyrix into a black metal opus.
― libcrypt, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.steve.gb.com/images/me/anus.jpg
― ҉)ttegåR deN (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:05 (fifteen years ago) link
u ok ned?
― I know, right?, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link
lol following links in old threads brings you to some funny places
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link
follow enough links on ILX and next thing you know you're all up in gothic anus
― someone has done something terrible OH NO (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^^^^^ too true
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
knee deep in gothic anus over here
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link
tbh i just dont have the time to skim through gothic anus at work today
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahaha
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
"man, the guy who lives in the apartment across from me spent all day reloading gothic anus"
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish 2020 would fall deep into a gothic anus
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
are gothic anuses darkened buttholes
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link
Way too kind a fate.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link
Are you sure it hasn't?
― 1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link
I'm mildly afraid to google 'GOTHIC ANUS'.
― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
google for anus and find 2020
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
Hope for 2021:
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus
― pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
pro display name, Neanderthal
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link
Look into my Look into myDeep inside my gothic anusIt shall expose the darkness and despairThrough the veilMy sphincter of maliceMoans and trembles in the pale moonlightThe dark-kinder playIn fields of bloodA wasteland expands from the colon of desireGaze into myGaze into myDeep inside my gothic anusBeams of terror emit forthThe afterlife beckonsFrom my twisted duodenumYour heart is leadenBut a kiss will make the constriction explodeAnother glance through a gauzy screenAnd another demon is bornSubmit to myBathe inside myDeep inside my gothic anusWith a bowed head and aching backThe nubs of succubus wingsGiving pixeis the hump of agesWinding through a small intestineDripping with ennui and angstYour hatred suppository makes you strongGothic anus rules us allGive over to the brownness
MY SPHINCTER OF MALICE
― flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link
the "pale moonlight" lyric reminded me of "serious moonlight" which reminded me of Let's Dance era Bowie, and now I have "Gothic Anus" in my head to the tune of "Modern Love" even though it doesn't quite scan ...
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
walks beside me(Gothic Anus) walks on by(Gothic Anus) gets me to the church on time(Gothic Anus) terrifies me(Gothic Anus) makes me party(Gothic Anus) puts my trust in God and man(Gothic Anus) no confession(Gothic Anus) no religion(Gothic Anus) don't believe in Gothic Anus
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link
let me know if you want to see the lyrics to the next song -- Gothic Anus Boulevard (Sisters of Mercy)
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link