Comcast to Disney: "Hi, we're going to buy you out."

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ILX should collect its resources and buy Disney. We could do Bambi RIGHT.

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

ew.

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 15:01 (twenty years ago) link

"Bambi Goes Crazy Ape Bonkers With His Drill And Sex"?

Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago) link

imagine the merchandising!

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago) link

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39850000/jpg/_39850715_eisner.jpg

"Ha ha! You'll be the first to die!"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 February 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.forbes.com/home_europe/newswire/2004/02/12/rtr1259615.html

"Eisner reserved his best barb for Steve Jobs, the CEO of Pixar and also co-founder of Apple Computer Inc., whose Macintosh computers are a leading alternative to PCs running Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating system.

"He created the computer, or at least Windows, or whatever he created, and did a good job," Eisner said to peals of laughter from analysts attending the company conference in Orlando, Florida."

What a fucking tool.

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago) link

Eisner said to peals of laughter from

...his lickspittles.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:55 (twenty years ago) link

I prefer to think that they were laughing AT him.

retort pouch (retort pouch), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago) link

He should hire Scott McClellan as his press dude. Hilarity!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 14 February 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

I am a Disney fan. Walt, that is. He's got to be puking in his grave. I am not convinced that he had a bigger-is-better attitude. Right now, this is the (all too sad) story of the world.

jim wentworth (wench), Saturday, 14 February 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago) link

Globochem will probably buy out Comcast in a few years.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:47 (twenty years ago) link

...and Globochem itself will subsequently be purchased by Tyrell Corporation, then Weyland-Yutani.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:49 (twenty years ago) link

...which will then be bought out by Wal-Mart.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 February 2004 07:50 (twenty years ago) link

. . . which will then be bought by Real Madrid.

Johnney B (Johnney B), Saturday, 14 February 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago) link

The good thing about Comcast buying out Disney is that it would be likely that Eisner would get the axe.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Saturday, 14 February 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

Comcast, like Disney, believes Fox’s assets could help it bulk up in content production, get more exposure to growing international assets like Fox’s Star India, and allow it to increase its stake in online video service Hulu, which is co-owned by Comcast, Disney and Fox. Consolidation in the cable and media industries has pressured companies to explore big transactions.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/comcast-considers-reviving-pursuit-of-fox-after-higher-bid-was-rejected-1518397892

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

welp, that was fast

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

i keep getting a poxy fule error when i try to post this tweet, but CNN says:

Comcast bid $65 billion for most of 21st Century Fox. It's a dramatic attempt to beat Disney, which has already reached a $52.4 billion deal for those assets https://cnn.it/2sVT7F6

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

i hope comcast and disney can work it out and still make money on both ends, we all love them and depend on them so much as companies, 21st Century Fox too, love to see them get bigger and bigger and work their way toward the one big company that we live within and through

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

I'm waiting for Disney to wind up owning Marvel and DC. I hope to not being the comic business then because it will end up being a disaster of epic proportions.

louise ck (milo z), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

I think if you'd asked me at any point in my life since I became able to articulate an opinion what nonexistent movie I'd least like to see produced, I would have said 'a live-action remake of Dumbo directed by Tim Burton'.

Not with a bang but a MAGA (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link


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