I killed Jeff Buckley

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My brother farted within two feet of Rod Stewart.

He didn't die, though.

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

Jeff Buckley is a zombie, so while he's technically dead he's not really "dead". Unfortunately.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

I can't remember: I'm guessing it was me as I can't play football and kicking it in the river seems like the sort of thing I'd do. But I suppose I could still be an accessory.

I did once punch Damon Albarn in the back, but it wasn't deliberate (sadly).

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:24 (twenty years ago) link

I also have accidentally shoved Damon Albarn. I wonder if unintentional assaults are a part of his daily life. I hope they are.

― Nicolars (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

Unintentional sex apparently makes a regular appearance.

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

I showed Michael Hutchence a fun game

― dave q, Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:39 (twenty years ago) link

I also have accidentally shoved Damon Albarn. I wonder if unintentional assaults are a part of his daily life. I hope they are.

He's enough of a personal pain that a shove or two wouldn't hurt. However, I wouldn't waste the money wishing him dead. Karma, you know...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 19:42 (twenty years ago) link

I shoulder checked Andy Garcia! It might even be recorded forever in the straight-to-video classic:

http://www.filmup.com/locand/theunsaid.jpg

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

I kicked Sebastian Bach once, but sadly that too was unintentional. He moved before I could kick him a second time.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:11 (twenty years ago) link

was he passed out on yr bathroom floor?

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

I have accidentally shoved Noel Gallagher! Insert "purposefully" in place of accidentally, just for the record.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:20 (twenty years ago) link

Mama Cass requested her ham deli-thin but I was feeling lazy that afternoon.

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

I laid the slabs on Rod Hull's roof.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

slabs on a roof, you murderer.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

My best friend took her hoodie off in a club and accidentally clocked River Phoenix over the head with it. He was never the same, and died soon after.

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 21:35 (twenty years ago) link

I killed Michael Hutchence! Well, call it autoerotic asphyxiation, call it suicide, call it what you will. But not 12 hours before the discovery of his corpse I was discussing with a friend the utter insignificance of INXS and even wished his death (I think the exact phrase was Fuck Off and Die!) I also wished the same of Michael Stipe and Bono, so I'm still 1 out of 3.

― jennpb (jennpb), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 22:16 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yes, I've also stepped on the feet of Juliana Hatfield and Claudia Gonson. I should not be allowed in the vicinity of musicians.

― jennpb (jennpb), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

my flat tire story

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 23 September 2003 23:03 (twenty years ago) link

Jeff Kennett once tripped over my leg (that's only relevant to you melbournites)

― Nellie (nellskies), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 06:21 (twenty years ago) link

My brother farted within two feet of Rod Stewart.

He didn't die, though.

But two years later a rumor began circulating the internet that doctors found some of Adams brothers farts inside Rod's stomach.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 24 September 2003 17:21 (twenty years ago) link

sixteen years pass...

My brother farted within two feet of Rod Stewart.

He didn't die, though.

― adaml (adaml), Tuesday, September 23, 2003 2:39 PM bookmarkflaglink

― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 04:25 (three years ago) link

great revive

― a denim head and an aficionado of Japanese craftsmanship (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 23 May 2020 06:05 (three years ago) link

ffs

― pomenitul, Saturday, 23 May 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

I kicked Sebastian Bach once, but sadly that too was unintentional. He moved before I could kick him a second time.
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, September 23, 2003 4:11 PM bookmarkflaglink

ahh the cracks were showing in the luna facade very early i see

― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 06:12 (three years ago) link

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