America's Next Top Model

Adrianne's pretty and pleasantly irreverant, but she's still pretty damn stupid. I was also turned off by her desire to see Jimbo Mojo Risin's stupid grave.

Robyn's dimissal was sweet justice. She was a bitch and a hypocrite and not even especially attractive. They should kept Kesse a while longer.

I think the big teethy blonde should be smacked with a mallet every time she says "Oh My Word!"

all the same i am glad adrianne won. i liked how she carried elyse everwhere. that was cute.

she's an indie boy! re:trucker hats

http://portfolio.iu.edu/rmatthew/adrianne.jpg

I moved here for the FREEDOM TO CHOOSE.

Or was it burritos and Amoeba?

So Adrianne won?

She was on Regis and Kathy Lee this morning!

*starts polishing rifle*

Damn caching of pages!

http://www.upn.com/shows/top_model1/images/home_season2b.jpg

Oh really?

Is anybody else anticipating the hot (ha) lesbian action from the preview for the next episode? Who was it in the hot tub with the androgynous girl?

Just started watching this cycle.

God, Elyse is so obnoxious. Oh god, all models are so stupid, yet simultaneously, how dare J. misjudge me as stupid!

LOL @ "I am not willing to alienate Giselle, because she is the only one in Tokyo with a straightening iron."

This cycle is so ghetto.

this is still my favorite season.

I've only watched Cycle 8 and this one. I'm finding it weird that they used to ask the models what they think about their photos before commenting themselves.

Aw, I loved Elyse. I also loved Ebony; the face she made at the camera during Robin's sermon...!

Right when I was starting to really like Elyse, she said "I have tried to downplay my intellectual superiority, but..."

aspie rube

lol fair enough, but she was on the verge to going to medical school so I can't really fault her for feeling like she was a million times smarter than folks like Robin, blonde Bible girl and Adrienne.

Ppl who act like being smart is a cross to bear are annoying as fuck! You are in a tv reality show competition (for MODELS), lady. But she was like 18, so who can really fault her too much. She's growing on me anyway.

the best part of all of that is that she did not, in fact, go to medical school and became a model in the end.

yeah, haw!

and the shins changed her life.

By "changed her life" do you mean "beat her up"?

obviously.

(the resulting livejournal entries were fun)

much better tabloid fodder than anything adrian does, at least.

I am sad that she has since deleted those entries.

ZOMG GUYS.

TOCARRA FROM CYCLE 3 IS IN THE VOGUE ITALIA BLACK ISSUE AND SHE LOOKS FUCKING AMAZING.

she has her titties out and everything it's awesome

but classy, not like when she had them out in KING magazine

not that there's anything wrong with King, it's a fine publication

http://i36.tinypic.com/1z32kjm.jpg
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met kahlen from cycle 4 last night (not that i recognized her; it's kinda how she introduced herself). she was talking shit about tyra, which was hilarious. she also mentioned that every year, she sends tyra a christmas card full of dolphin stickers, since tyra is apparently scared to death of dolphins.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that is so fucking awesome

i forgot to post the best part of the exchange!

my boyfriend: you should drop a live dolphin on top of tyra and crush her
kahlen: oh no... i could never do that to a dolphin

Midget Edition starts in a month.

Also, ♥ Kahlen.

wait seriously?
xpost

starting from the beginning....

still love Adrianne xxx

some all-time favourite moments:

Jade's "wonderful, fabulous" Covergirl advert
everyone in Season 10 struggling with the Covergirl advert in a foreign language
Alexandria vs Brittani and Tyra's "I don't want you here but I'm outnumbered so whatever" speech
the autocue challenge that led to Tyra yelling at Tiffany
Cassie refusing a second haircut despite having already had most of it hacked off
Kahlen's grave photoshoot and Keenyah being given "gluttony" as a theme
"what is your name?" "naime" "your name?"
Dionne - "what the fuck is on my baby's head?"
"I just want to let you know that some people have war in their countries"
Angelea, doing anything

this show was the greatest before All Stars. The show doesn't need men, or gimmick themes, or a new host in Rita Ora: it needs to go back to the basics. Find a dozen young pretty women willing to argue on camera for producers, and let them find increasingly creative ways to humiliate them through the medium of photography.

everyone in Season 10 struggling with the Covergirl advert in a foreign language

DOMINIQUE. i can't. rofl.

also agreed with a big fat NO to anyone but Tyra hosting

wait Rita Ora is the new host? how many different ways are they going to try to make her into A Thing?

RIGHT

My wife and I watched this last night. They set up a bunch of obvious callback-to-previous-cycles drama (combative trans woman insulting everyone around her, two cast members fall in love) and then promptly didn't put the people fueling it into the top 14, which was kind of hilarious. Also hilarious was Tyra showing up to give a "you must be a brand, like ME" pep talk and then ending it with "my brand is so fly now that I don't even have to be here so PEACE" and Rita Ora acting like she is a household name.

They did get Ashley Stewart on the judging panel, which is cool. Also, all 14 of the finalists actually look like models this cycle, which may be the first time in the show's history.

Ashley Graham is so likeable and fun and seems to be able to offer useful, constructive, critiques. Rita Ora is a mix of useless and irritating: her brand seems to be "I am famous because it was decided I should be famous" and her dilletantism is so apparent. She can't even deliver a NotTyraMail without reading it from a cue card.

The highlight of this season so far is Marissa pouring milk down her couture dress in the name of avant-garde fashion. The constant fighting is so boring and predictable, even if the inferred idea that Courtney threw herself down the stairs was hilarious. I will be shocked if Courtney, Cody and Tatiana aren't the final trio.

so the new season has aired a few episodes and it is DEFINITELY a return to form - and by form, I mean, unnecessarily cruel and hilariously so. We've had a girl with alopecia be given a makeover which consisted of binning her wigs. We've had a Trump voter given a terrible dye job - "you voted red, so you get red." We've had a girl quit because she thinks the other girls are sociopaths engaging in deep psychological warfare (her words!) because... they stayed up at night and then wouldn't let her skip the queue for the shower. The photoshoot themes have included one with a prosthetic baby bump where the girls had to fiercely glow.

also in a similar vein I can't recommend "Making A Model With Yolanda Hadid" enough. It's basically ANTM for 13-15 year olds, helmed by Bella and Gigi's mother, and the contestants have their own mothers stay with them too. Highlights so far have included Yolanda actively causing confrontation at every possible moment, a girl crying on a gymnastic set being told "it hurts? well... that's fashion", and a mother asking if anyone would like to be her surrogate at some point.

Omg I'm so happy to be watching this show again

It's just the best isnt it

has anyone been watching the Jays on Instagram spilling secrets from the early seasons?