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i really should proofread my posts before hitting "Submit Post."
― Bee OK, Sunday, 30 May 2021 23:36 (two years ago) link
d-backs' win today makes this 7-43
― mookieproof, Sunday, May 30, 2021 7:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwcVul2VrA
― ✖, Monday, 31 May 2021 00:56 (two years ago) link
Who this fuck is this Adolis García dude?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link
I'll do one of my periodic cut-and-pastes from Posnanski (I didn't know him either):
El Bombi!
OK, so there’s not a lot of great stuff going on with the Texas Rangers. But, seriously, how can you not get fired up about Adolis García? I mean, this guy has lived a baseball life. He was a star in Cuba, and then he defected to Japan, where he made almost no impact. The Cardinals signed him in 2017 based on his tools — great speed, quick bat, strong arm, etc.
But here’s a little secret that I’ve heard from baseball scouts: When you hear about a player being “toolsy,” it’s often code for “can’t hit.” Before he created Moneyball, Billy Beane, famously, was toolsy. Couldn’t hit. The Kansas City Royals used to have an outfielder named Alexis Gómez, and every year you would hear about this guy’s incredible tools. “He’s a center fielder who can run and throw, and he put on a power display in batting practice,” Baseball America gushed. He also had a great work ethic and was willing to do anything and everything to get better.
Unfortunately, as you guessed, he couldn’t hit.
García, for all his tools, could not convince the Cardinals of his ability to hit either. He did hit 22 homers in Triple-A Memphis in 2018 and 32 homers in Memphis in 2019, but he had a mindblowing 249-36 strikeout to walk ratio over those two seasons. The Cardinals first designated him for assignment and then made the best deal that they could, which meant trading him to the Rangers for $100,000.
But the Rangers found themselves equally unimpressed and also designated him for assignment, inviting anybody who wanted García to just claim him. When nobody did, they brought him to spring training, where he tore things up. The Rangers still didn’t have any room for him, so they left him back in Arizona … until a series of injuries inspired them to give El Bombi an opportunity.
He thought he homered in his second game … twice. The first time came as the ball crashed off the bat, a long fly ball to right that he and pretty much everyone else thought was gone. But this was in Tampa Bay, where the strangest stuff happens, and the ball apparently bounced off the top of the wall. But García was booking, he’s got a lot of speed, and he raced around the bases and was called safe at home, meaning he thought he’d hit an inside-the-park home run.
But that wasn’t true either, as, on replay, he was called out. The hit was ruled a triple.
So the next day he just homered conventionally off Tampa Bay’s Cody Reed.
Still, he always seemed to be on the brink of being dumped from the lineup. On May 2, he was hitting .233/.378/.479, and the dream sequence seemed to be ending for him.
In the three weeks since then, he’s hitting about .350 and slugging about .750, and he’s smashed 11 homers in 21 starts. As I write these words, El Bombi is tied for the lead in home runs.
I know that stuff like this does happen in other sports — a player will emerge from nowhere and outperform all expectations — but it’s particularly wonderful when it happens in baseball. When a Yermin Mercedes or Jesse Winker or Adolis García just starts playing at this crazy level, even if it doesn’t last, it’s so fantastic.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 22:33 (two years ago) link
the orioles and diamondbacks are undefeated in june
― ✖, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 05:46 (two years ago) link
Unofficial no-hitter aside, Bumgarner sure hasn’t looked good since he got to AZ. 16 ER in his last 12 innings. Only went 2 innings today.
― Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link
Bumgarner’s FIP predicts better days ahead, but nothing worth the contract he got.
So sad to see how Lincecum, Cain and Bumgarner bodies basically collapsed.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link
Lincecum especially since he seemed headed for the hall until shit fell apart for him.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link
Imagine if the Cubs had kept Darvish and added a FA.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link
watson seems to have gotten dinged awfully hard on defense, and jersey al can tell you what he thinks of that― mookieproof, Saturday, May 29, 2021 2:52 PM (five days ago)
― mookieproof, Saturday, May 29, 2021 2:52 PM (five days ago)
lollin'.
so... does this count as "framing" and how many GL0RPz will it net you:
This highlight from 2019 of the catcher acting like a throw isn’t coming is a fake out that has not and will not ever be topped pic.twitter.com/m9iWIRRTjg— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) June 3, 2021
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 3 June 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link
that’s amazing
― k3vin k., Thursday, 3 June 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link
it's pretty crazy that there are three players tied for the HR lead and they're all 23 or younger. wasn't the common thought that (generally) players peak around 26?
― na (NA), Friday, 4 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link
26-28 is the CW I'd say and honestly I think Tatis'll be even better then than he is now.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link
i'd say a lot of player's peaks are around age 45-55, when they become broadcasters and are able to dispense wisdom and advice from above
― Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
Re that fake-out play at the plate, I hate the "unwritten rules" as much as anybody but even I'm kinda like "damn that is rubbing it in with a 12-run lead in the 8th."
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link
nahhhh
― k3vin k., Friday, 4 June 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
three players tied for the HR lead and they're all 23 or younger
And all three are among the four next-best-player-in-baseball group; only Soto is missing. Reminds me of Thomas/Griffey/Gonzalez in '93 (not knowing they'd all, to one degree or another, fall short of expectations).
― clemenza, Friday, 4 June 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link
with a little (bad) luck, the day could end with just nine teams having positive run differentials
― mookieproof, Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link
didn't quite work out but we've got three divisions (AL central, NL east, NL central) with just *one* positive run-differential team
― mookieproof, Sunday, 6 June 2021 07:16 (two years ago) link
"The universe is too big for there not to be something else out there, especially for how long it's been around"-- Giancarlo Stanton to @Buster_ESPN on UFOsSO GOOD— Sarah Langs (@SlangsOnSports) June 7, 2021
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 June 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link
the arizona diamondbacks, who have lost 19 straight road games and 24 of their last 27 overall, have fired hitting coaches eric hinske and darnell coles
their pitching staff is worst in the majors in ERA and opponent's batting average
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:36 (two years ago) link
yasmani grandal has 10 homers and nine other hits
and 48 walks
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 01:11 (two years ago) link
make that 49
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 01:12 (two years ago) link
let him be himself
― ✖, Friday, 11 June 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link
I love how far the Mendoza line he is, while also having a great season.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 11 June 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link
https://globalnews.ca/news/7880261/john-horgan-support-possible-major-league-baseball-team-vancouver/
i would be so stoked if we got an mlb team. i would not be excited having the oakland a's here, though
― Punster McPunisher, Friday, 11 June 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link
though thinking about it, baseball wouldn't survive here. i feel like we really need an nba team, though. i see tons of basketball fans
― Punster McPunisher, Friday, 11 June 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link
i saw bill murray sing the national anthem yesterday at wrigley. despite the agonizing cardinals loss (up 5-1, lost 8-5), that was a perfect day at the ballpark. and i have to admit, i wasn't prepared for how powerful/emotional it would feel to be in a packed stadium with 35k fans. it was LOUD! i haven't been to something that loud in a very long time.
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 June 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link
I just don’t think Vancouver area has the population to maintain a mlb team. Montreal is the largest area by pop, outside of Mexico City, without a franchise and it makes the most sense, imho. Still a lot of ball fans out there. And even if you don’t want to go back there, Vegas, Portland and Charolette probably all make more sense. I think tormenting Seattle fans a couple times a year will have to suffice for Vancouver’s baseball fans.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link
o shit the d-backs might win a road game
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link
Didn’t happen. Blew a 7-0 lead to lose their 12th straight.
― Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
amazing.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
they're gonna win tonight
― ✖, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link
giants have hit 99 homers in 68 games. in 2012, a year they won it all, they hit 103 all season
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:16 (two years ago) link
record-tying 22nd straight road loss for arizona; can’t imagine torey lovullo survives much more of this
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:27 (two years ago) link
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, June 12, 2021 7:46 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
I don’t think ‘maintaining’ is really a thing anymore considering the value’s growth of mlb franchises. Have a good ballpark and a good team and everything else is really just dependant on how much a billionaire is willing to spend.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 17 June 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link
― ✖, Wednesday, June 16, 2021 3:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
they're gonna win today
― ✖, Thursday, 17 June 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
i believe it too. i feel a victory on the road this afternoon. against the giants.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 June 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link
not looking good
― mookieproof, Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link
uh i meant tomorrow
― ✖, Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link
Turns out both the o's (19 games) and the dbacks (23 games) haven't won on the road since they had their no-hitters.
https://www.mlb.com/news/mlb-no-hitter-road-curse
― Michael F Gill, Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link
Calling it now they're gonna win this one
― ✖, Sunday, 20 June 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link
Down by 8 but I can feel it, today's the day
― ✖, Sunday, 20 June 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link
How has acuña hit 100 HRs already?!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link
xp made it close!
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link
wander franco will be the first major leaguer born in 2001
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
(xpost) From the MLB site:
Acuña's 100th homer comes in his 378th game. The only players to reach this milestone in fewer games were Ryan Howard (324), Gary Sánchez (355), Aaron Judge (371), Ralph Kiner (376) and Joey Gallo (377). It was also the fastest any player has gotten to both 100 homers and 75 stolen bases, by number of games.
― clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2021 14:58 (two years ago) link
So acuna is doomed is what im gathering
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 21 June 2021 15:03 (two years ago) link
100 HRs in 378 games = 43 HRs/16275 SBs in 378 games = 32 SBs/162
early 90s bonds-like
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 June 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
Still, not looking good for his HoF chances.
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 21 June 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link