xp - apparently they were anticipating a deluge of returns due to "heat shield packaging failure"
what's with all the (joke) anti-gay stuff in the comments like "Don't eat regular gummy bears like some homo!!! NO REFUNDS"? Does the world of tactical gear sales intersect with homophobia?
― worth her weight in dogecoin (Lee626), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link
I'd be surprised if it didn't?
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 28 May 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link
Gummy bears are fine, gummy worms might as well be tiny soft dicks.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Friday, 28 May 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link
This brand name popped into my head one day....and I looked up in TESS and it's not trademarked:
Brobiotics
should I form the worst startup ever?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 July 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link
guys
let's talk about GUT health.
new dannon for men is specially formulated to deliver optimal gut performance in a portable, TACTICAL yogurt capsule.
― class project pat (m bison), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link
hell yeah
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 July 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link
Meaty, manly dumps like your father used to take... where have they gone?
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link
I still make a splash
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:57 (two years ago) link
ew
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:37 (two years ago) link
Ranch Water?
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:42 (two years ago) link
https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/ryan-bingham-lone-river-2021-652x367.jpg the camel photographer was still cooler
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link
https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/ranch-water
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 26 September 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
dadssanityRating: 3 stars07/17/2021
Followed recipe and just couldn’t get a taste that I was happy with. It’s a shame because I had to buy all of the ingredients.
― gbx, Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
I've been making that drink for years, but never knew it had a name... Always just thought of it as diluted fizzy margarita. Now that I know it's called Texas Ranch Water and is consumed by real cowpokes, I feel at least 10-15% more masculine.
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 26 September 2021 05:03 (two years ago) link
I’m not making my own ranch water
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:48 (two years ago) link
Ranch water is decent. Similar to a gin rickey, which I also like
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:07 (two years ago) link
So it’s a tequila gimlet?
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link
But jim, the rickey comes from Washington, so it is inherently unamerican and effeminate and wrong for a manly man. It is, in current parlance, "cucked" (ugh). Because no one really lives there or comes from there, it doesn't count as a real place and won't ever.
Texas, and cowboys, now THAT'S real. So manly you can smell the manure on its boots. The sweat in its Stetson. The oil on its holster.
― Habemus poptimism (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 September 2021 11:47 (two years ago) link
a friend of mine here (not texas) has been calling that drink 'ranch water' for a long time
― gbx, Sunday, 26 September 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link
yea it’s been established that Ranch Water (TM) was not the first ranch water I apologize for reviving this thread
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link
ok let me try this again lol I’m 9 years old btwI’ve just never seen ads for… cans of *non-beer* alcoholic bevs that appeal to the Marlboro man/classic tough American cowboy thing but I guess the guys in these ads are a little cleaned up.”“It’s ok you’re still a man if you drink this sweet thing instead of beer.”
― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link
in the new west, the claw is the law
― Jaime Pressly and America (f. hazel), Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:24 (two years ago) link
Somebody asked for ranch water at the bar on Friday -- takes a while for trends to trickle down to the hinterlands.
― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, 27 September 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link
Ranch water is great, like a margarita but not as acidic and sugary, combo of good quality agave tequila and Topo Chico means very low incidence of hangovers, excellent summer drink - A
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 September 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link
i don't know anything about ranch water but i went to a concert last weekend and this was the water available at the concessions:
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61Zia-RBy7L._SX679_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_SX679SY431SH20_.jpg
i hadn't heard of it but maybe this is a well-known thing? it's a bit off from the archetypal consumer good in this thread but it's in the same genre, no?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
liquid death makes me ia to the max
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
just noticed in that image it refers to the cans as "tallboys." of water. water, the source of life, that is marketed as death
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 27 September 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
i know that it's a naive and dorky thing to point out but... you are selling water, literally the source of all life you stupid attention-addicted tattooed motherfuckers!! 🖕🖕 xp lol
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 27 September 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link
Does it say 'murder your thirst'? That's some Apprentice-contestant-level shit
― kinder, Monday, 27 September 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link
water, the source of life, that is marketed as death
It's truly awful! At least they didn't literally go with "water is death", I guess?
At least where I am, Liquid Death started popping up as a semi-common backstage thing at music venues a few years ago. The experience of actually drinking a tallboy of still water is horrifying in an almost psychedelic sense. With every sip, your brain screams at you that this is the worst beer you've ever tasted, and ime this completely precludes any feeling of "refreshment."
― swim, Monday, 27 September 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link
is 'mountain water' molecularly distinct from H2O?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 27 September 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link
presumably meant for straightedgers to fit in
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:12 (two years ago) link
They were handing out Liquid Death cans at the grocery store a couple of months ago - probably placebo but it tasted metallic. Can't imagine actually buying one.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link
xp Always had the impression that the point of being straightedge was NOT fitting in, but that aside, the cultural profile of canned seltzer over the last several years has been a godsend for a lot of the no longer young touring musicians and stagecraft people I know who can't drink for historical and/or medical reasons.
― swim, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link
it's true that the proliferation of canned seltzer water options has been very positive from my pov
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link
i get this rambler "texas limestone filtered" seltzer all the time, it's good and not really marketed in a masculine way at all, cute cans.
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link
The Topo Chico shortage has been very painful.
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link
one to watch!!
A new, vaguely tech-adjacent tea startup wants to free the beverage of its close association with femininity and hippies. "Entrepreneurs and creators and rainmakers," said one co-founder, "are going to be the ones to see through some of the stereotypes." https://t.co/s5x5ePEh3Z— Motherboard (@motherboard) November 19, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 19 November 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link
funny, i always associate teabagging with hypermasculinity, but
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:02 (two years ago) link
Remember: the correct way to make tea is to microwave a cup of water then dunk in a torn Lipton tea bag and add some half-and-half.
― kinder, Friday, 19 November 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link
variation: dip your balls in some lukewarm milk for 16 hours to improve testosterone
― just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 19 November 2021 17:08 (two years ago) link
What the fuck is a rainmaker now
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 19 November 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
Also there's this place called "not the US" where everyone drinks tea
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 19 November 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link
the latest and greatest in a rich tradition of native american racism xp
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Friday, 19 November 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link
tech-adjacent tea startup fuck me
― brimstead, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link
'rainmaker' sounds kinda like a feminist hippie to me
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link
"founder" is fucking awful. People found stupid shit that fails. big fucking whoop
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Friday, 19 November 2021 20:19 (two years ago) link
is it okay to add soylent to my bro-tea?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 19 November 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link
million dollar idea: put testosterone in your tea and call it T+
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 20 November 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link
“Hey bro, want a brew?” “What kind of IPA?” “Nah breh, I’m talkin something hot” *high fives* *chest bump*
Introducing Testos-tea
― Evan, Saturday, 20 November 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link