Request Access to 77 Borad

I used to be matthewk but I've re-registered to use a non-work email address. May I return to the verdant fields of 77 please?

knock knock

may i join, please?

I was gnarly_sceptre, pflock, also ++

And many other accounts over the past ten plus years

You're all in. Behave yourselves.

NOOOOOO OK

Hello, can I join please?

added

I think it's finally time that I joined 77. Please add me, cheers.

done

hi can I come in please

added

so i hear there are these pics?

i'd add you myself but i have never proven my trustworthiness. it's because of that time i tried to sell 77 to another messageboard for a cool one million dollars - people never forgot that :(

do we need to mark that thread NSFW now?

i have apologized and i will apologize again

i like cats

i don't want to stop cat from gaining access, and i'm not 100% clear on what kind of process is involved, but this mod seems heavily biased here

process is cats go where they please

*miaow*

we the jury, officially find today to be, free tuna and laser pointers day!

*town cheers*

o dang, this is the happiest several seconds of my day!

there's some fucked up shit on there

and soon to be more 😈 the fools have no idea what havoc they have unleashed! barf in all the shoes, scratch marks on all the furniture! and as soon as i’m let in i ask to go out again!

ok lol at that last one, thank u cat for making me laugh

everywhere i go smells like dog

^underrated Korn song

i was granted access a year ago (second most notable thing to happen on 1/6/21) BUT ... i do not know how to access. where do i go? what do i do?

sorry for the trouble. and thanks.

Try clicking the Boards button on the menu that appears at the top and bottom of each ILX page and open "7Curtis's 7borad". you can also go to Preferences and select "7Curtis's 7borad" in the menu of boards you want included in Site New Answers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTgyjEgnxo0

May I have access too please?

when i changed my login email i think i must have lost my privs

could access once again be bestowed upon this most wretched servant of your will

gotcha

amen

Hi I would like 77 access please. I know I have asked this before, and have never been granted access. If there is a reason for this, I would like at least an explanation. If I am not welcome there, c’est la vie. I promise I won’t flip out.

hi can I get on 77 please

Who the fuck Is bovarism

it's a fair point. I know you aren't fond of children in bars, does that pass the test?

Unfortunately, even the birds in the trees seemed to whisper "get fucked" (bovarism), it appears that your karma level falls short of the minimum amount required for 77 access (i.e. 77). There are thousands of ways to farm karma on ilxor.com, but many of our users have found these methods to be the most efficient:

"huh, I coulda sworn Andy Rooney had kicked the bucket sometime during the GWB administration, but nope, he's still alive and kickin' at 103!"

"til that ponies aren't baby horses"

"honk with me, honk for a year, honk for the bobo, and honk the tear"

"I solved Semantle #92 in 2 guesses. My first guess had a similarity of 61.22. My first word in the top 1000 was at guess #1. My penultimate guess had a similarity of 61.22. https://semantle.novalis.org/"

We wish you the best on your ilxor.com journey and will gladly welcome you to the private borad once you've accumulated the requisite karma! Please do not respond to this post.

i can't remember her name...it rhymes with a part of the female anatomy...

"the pee spot?"

karma wtf?

i guess honking on bobo worked for me. it could work for you too

Lol thank god for unregistered 😂

77 is now honking on BOring and BOvarism.

Everything was fine until honking on bobo came along!

77 membership unlocks ilx messenger. Things like "Dr. Casino is doing 'Tequila' on the bobo thread tonight. Be there."

*sincerely hits the like button on that one*

honking on BOrad

Could I get access please?

fyi mods i put a link to this thread in the rolling "is this transphobic" thread, there are some folks who've been around here a while who didn't know about 77 and i figured given some of the stuff i say there it might be of benefit :)

ok xp

Thanks!