aw maaaaan, i fucked it up
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link
sorry to do this again, but i must make things right. the goat must be made whole
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― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link
Impact crater at the north pole of MarsNASA pic.twitter.com/LBhTQ8rzbF— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) June 14, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
i see it!
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 14 June 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/l9M69TR.jpg
― pplains, Monday, 14 June 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/12kulscsu8a71.jpg
― ✖, Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:00 (two years ago) link
that dog is terrified in the presence of the most crystal clear wide butthole it's ever seen
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link
it must be 25 square inches, i thinks
Behind every blue flag is a dog scared shitless of God.
― pplains, Saturday, 10 July 2021 00:35 (two years ago) link
otm
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Saturday, 10 July 2021 01:12 (two years ago) link
Goatse is great. "Somebody That I Used to Know"
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 02:11 (two years ago) link
dogs are good. my dog hate cops. leave these good dogs alone. goatse is the way. my dog would lick goatse clean. i'm fine with that.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 04:38 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E87vFrhVUA0w8YB?format=jpg&name=small
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link
oh my god
― Karl Malone, Monday, 16 August 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link
it's full of stars
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
gooo-oatse can you see
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Monday, 16 August 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
just need to register that the above exchange may be a top 10 ilx moment for me
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link
the shapes and sizes of the counties play a subtle role in that image, too the western states have huge counties, the more central "heartland" states have small ones. it adds a nice texture to the inner butthole - i can see which direction the light is shining from
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
A Nice Texture to the Inner Butthole is my favorite Stereolab album
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Thursday, 2 September 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link
lmao
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Thursday, 2 September 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link
NASA Jupiter’s south pole, taken by CassiniMore: https://t.co/WlYFpvhmzD pic.twitter.com/95BTv3fFHr— Black Hole (@konstructivizm) October 11, 2021
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 11 October 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link
nope
there's not enough red
it has to look like the inner butthole, like 2-3 inches deep
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link
i'm sorry, map. i don't even want to be that person that denies the goatse entry. the goatse entry. but it needs to be redder and just extra wide
― typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Monday, 11 October 2021 03:51 (two years ago) link
like enough for 2-3 zebra pens
Bravo
Inflation soared to highest level since 2003, making everything from meat to gas more expensive. Bank of Canada says it's only temporary, but ordinary Canadians must know THAT'S A STRETCH @brianlilley: https://t.co/kCfwUaXpAq #cdnpoli pic.twitter.com/DL1oagtEFE— Toronto Sun (@TheTorontoSun) October 21, 2021
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link
Points for the wedding ring.
― pplains, Thursday, 21 October 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
Negative points if he loses it up there, though.
― (a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link
that's why the best wedding rings come with a string
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link
its on the wrong hand though
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link
maybe it's a variant of goatse positioning, where a second person/assistant is on the other side (the stomach side) facing toward the viewer, bending around and spreading the cheeks wide open.
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link
the good ol' reach around
only in this case, the assistant loses their wedding ring in their boss' ass on their anniversary and they're already late for dinner
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FEV663VVQAEP6Pn?format=jpg&name=small
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link
2 BILLION YEAR OLD WHAT?????
― Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
honestly goatse is one of the most significant and influential pieces of art created in the last 30 years and no one will ever admit that— ##TRIPP_CODE000 (@weadhitter) November 9, 2021
― just staying (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
Precisely why it's such a shame that the hole being permanently sealed, and no one can even tell me why
― Lou Christie's Mosh Pit (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 21:02 (two years ago) link
it's the kola superdeep borehole, my favorite superdeep borehole
― certified juice therapist (harbl), Tuesday, 16 November 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/xAEZpUHuDA— passionfruit enthusiast (@egtgawa) January 28, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 29 January 2022 02:21 (two years ago) link
lol
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:21 (two years ago) link
or should i say3o€
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 January 2022 03:23 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9gaFqU5gsk
― (⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 21:36 (two years ago) link
deconstructed goatse
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― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 20 March 2022 21:01 (two years ago) link
oh no
― castanuts (DJP), Monday, 21 March 2022 01:26 (two years ago) link
At a waterfront park in my city, there’s a sculpture designed so if you look through it, the figures appear to be pulling open the Port of Tacoma to reveal Mt. Rainier.It’s colloquially known as “The Tacoma Goatse.” pic.twitter.com/hYREWoHxqx— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) April 4, 2022
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:21 (two years ago) link
― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 13:31 (two years ago) link
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/045/227/737.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link
Obelix, no
― castanuts (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2022 13:12 (one year ago) link
https://di2ponv0v5otw.cloudfront.net/posts/2021/03/08/60463bda163df4fd6363acf3/s_60463da52f3d195a3fb29ab6.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4010/4203395625_8e334ca647.jpg
― When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 May 2022 23:52 (one year ago) link
https://www.iconvsicon.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/Call-Me-Miss-Cleo-doc-2022.jpg
― Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 December 2022 19:08 (one year ago) link