Things You Just Don't Care About

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Dying

that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Stephen F, London

oh it’s not real. *sigh*

when Viz is funny it really is funny.

That was pretty funny; unfortunately, as a result, I, an American, now know who Jade Goody was.

Wait till you find out who Max Clifford was!

'cheeky bunny'

Whoever Bo Burnham is and whatever his schtick is. I certainly won't be finding out.

Is it Andy Burnham's labrador retriever?

he's some kind of youtube/netflix phenomena that the Graun gave a five star review to and about 99% less interesting to me than Andy's Labbie!

Kids in my school recommend him all the time. I tried one of his specials and quit, exhausted, after about 15 minutes.

Olivia Rodrigo

ha I knew it

Olivia Rodrigo Disney products

who the f&ck is naomi wolfe ?

edit : wolf, not wolfe.

lol this thread sucks so much, so consistently. For years now. You almost have to respect it

congratz for caring wins

I guess I've been on this beat for a while now:

well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics

― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, February 12, 2016 8:05 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

But you all must know that there are scripts that do this already right. Why not buy a tshirt that says you don't know who paris hilton is or whatever, scratch that 00s not even owning a TV itch

Have you tried just not caring, like the rest of us cynics?

I certainly don't try hard enough at it to be typing about it all the time

one of my “great” skills is predicting what the revives of this thread will be about

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Surprised no one's said 'the politics of Claire Elise Boucher' yet.

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No one has been that specific but Grimes has been mentioned on this thread like ten times

All the more reason to take it to 11 and beyond.

Based just on current events, or including who is reviving it?

Again. A bot could do this

yeah I must say I don’t really get it

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Bots that write ilx posts

it's actually 38478, i believe

96 farts

Question Shart and the Stinksterians

i for one am shocked at the posts on this FAAAAAAAAART

Wins, if you’re worried an ILX thread may be a tad pointless then I have some bad news for you.

Reactions of persons sitting in the players' box after every point in a tennis match.

tennis matches

Tennis on the radio is a bit like a car chase in a book. Tennis on the internet is a whole other world of detachment.

Fuck Kanye. Get this fucker out of my face forever

Meta-commentary and critiques of the quality or direction of threads/posts

Just kill the alpaca already

one benefit of exterminating the alpaca is that it will upset some tory celeb arseholes

First I've herd of this

I've got no steak in this.

My partner is friends with the alpaca’s owner, has worked with her often, and holds her in high esteem, so I have a scraping of skin in the Geronimo game, Stanley Johnson notwithstanding. Otherwise, yeah, it’d be “Blackie The Donkey” territory.

The Olympics