internet ads that raise an eyebrow

looking for some cleanliness
but there is only filthiness
to fiiiiiiind

wipe to the left
wipe to the right
lookin downstairs
messy behind

I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows

cleansing the anus is just gravy

https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg

.........Pardon?

idk, seems pretty straightforward

https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png

25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!

they also liked to me for years, mike

lied

UpbeatNews

'they also liked to me for years', says map

map

https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png

don't crush my core plz

RT 🔁

— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021

I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?

lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?

Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!

I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/f5/15/2cf51596bb7479989e87f57a418cc795.jpg

This is from a parody site, right?

https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg

Right?

It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?

That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.

I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.

my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered

running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8

— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021

^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account

"pro level"

he really is a fun and funny guy

https://images.outbrainimg.com/transform/v3/eyJpdSI6ImU3NzA5YzFmYTY0MWI0MzZhYThkNzM2MjYyOTM0OGU3ZmVjYjEzN2NkYjkxOWFiYzk1MTRlNGI2NzQxM2U3ZmIiLCJ3IjozMDAsImgiOjIyMCwiZCI6MS41LCJjcyI6MCwiZiI6NH0.webp We Can Guess Your Education Level in 12 Questions

question 1 - what was your highest level of education

lol

https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png

what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?

you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya

perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear

this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome

but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)

that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then

That underwear was originally white

and what about the body
dear god

maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say

WHEN YOU START
SLEEPING NAKED,
THIS IS WHAT WILL
HAPPEN

and

WHAT HAPPENS TO
YOUR BODY WHEN
YOU STOP WEARING
UNDERWEAR

maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand

it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?

and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?

when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth

https://i.ibb.co/D1pjZMx/Screenshot-2022-01-13-1-38-32-AM.png

Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.

But the toilet paper thing doesn't.

Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.

The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.

this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room

my eyebrow is raised tbf

The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.

On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.

The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.

We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”

After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.

The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels

Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.

https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg

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