internet ads that raise an eyebrow

I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.

eh?

walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021

xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!

Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.

xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.

there are bidet knobs on the side

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

where i'm from, we use socks

to poop in, i mean

(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)

wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?

That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.

Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.

*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*
"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"
*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*

there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.

♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪

looking for some cleanliness
but there is only filthiness
to fiiiiiiind

wipe to the left
wipe to the right
lookin downstairs
messy behind

I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows

cleansing the anus is just gravy

https://i.ibb.co/wJgDs6V/24437-E48-1-AC8-496-E-BC3-C-B18-EFDDC35-A4.jpg

.........Pardon?

idk, seems pretty straightforward

https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png

25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!

they also liked to me for years, mike

lied

UpbeatNews

'they also liked to me for years', says map

map

https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png

don't crush my core plz

RT 🔁

— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021

I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?

lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?

Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!

I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/f5/15/2cf51596bb7479989e87f57a418cc795.jpg

This is from a parody site, right?

https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg

Right?

It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?

That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.

I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.

my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered

running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8

— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021

^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account

"pro level"

he really is a fun and funny guy

https://images.outbrainimg.com/transform/v3/eyJpdSI6ImU3NzA5YzFmYTY0MWI0MzZhYThkNzM2MjYyOTM0OGU3ZmVjYjEzN2NkYjkxOWFiYzk1MTRlNGI2NzQxM2U3ZmIiLCJ3IjozMDAsImgiOjIyMCwiZCI6MS41LCJjcyI6MCwiZiI6NH0.webp We Can Guess Your Education Level in 12 Questions

question 1 - what was your highest level of education

lol

https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png

what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?

you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya

perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear

this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome

but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)