"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

Keir Starmer is in talks over a Graham Taylor-style fly on the wall documentary about live as leader of the opposition

This will provide ample fodder for the Accidental Partridge twitter account.

Marr : Suspect GB News have been in touch with him.

Just read a Ben Houchen piece advocating for a Green Industrial Revolution. Quite frustrating to see the Tories shamelessly pilfer Labour policies while the Labour Party itself abandons them in favour of a Graham Taylor style fly-on-the-wall documentary

— Ellie Mae O'Hagan (@elliemaeohagan) May 18, 2021

Surely KS and his own staff couldn't consider this "Graham Taylor style"? I mean, they do realise that that video was widely considered to make GT look an idiot?

(Leave aside here the fact that GT was rather rehabilitated later.)

The Tories will put in inadequate versions of socialist Lab policy while Lab go back to optics and means testing.

yeah tbf on Graham Taylor he was probably much more actively anti-racist than Kieth will ever be.

I assume the Graham Taylor reference is an obvious clue that this is fake news

In the age of numerous entire seasons of 'All Or Nothing' fly-ons and the 2017 doc following the Corbyn-sceptic MPs it's an odd reference.

Basically why are they doing this now?

lol not to be citation needed but where did you find that info, calz?

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/a445fbaa-b7ac-11eb-9a91-c8c89595f50e?shareToken=be2152d35204485147d3a7a32b775889

it's in todays Times

I don't think the Graham Taylor ref came from Starmer's office though

The Tories will put in inadequate versions of socialist Lab policy while Lab go back to optics and means testing.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 11:10 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This, imo, is the real Long Corbyn effect. Just hilarious that its leading to the death of the Labour Party because they're too chickenshit to take advantage of the cultural shift.

I look forward to some Graun writers acknowledging the real Long Corbynism and how chickenshit Labour decided to kill the party rather than campaign on popular Corbyn policies... well perhaps by about 2031

The unit of time for how long it takes to realise the Gulf War was not just a mistake but a craven and foolish bid for power at the expense of millions of lives and decades of regional instability could be hereafter known as "1 Graun"

Been reading bits of Pankaj Mishra's Bland Fanatics, it's horribly otm about q lot of this stuff, horribly because of the feeling of powerlessness to snap these idiots out of it

I've been reading bits of Age Of Anger but haven't finished it - he's very good

Can see the potential symbolic strengths of a Leadbeater candidacy in B&S byelection, but was intrigued to read she'd only recently joined Labour. The rulebook (Cap. 5, I.1.B.i) requires 12 months membership. Of course, the NEC's power is near absolute. https://t.co/htovReN1ul

— James B (@piercepenniless) May 18, 2021

a multitude of headaches brewing for Kieth on this Batley & Spen candidate, good job he's got his forensic powers because he sure will need them!

potential candidate I meant

she doesn't really believe in politics, she's of the opinion if there were no hard-left/hard-right and if moderate people like her could get a bigger audience to spout vacuous platitudes at about how everyone needs to be nicer to each, then everything would be grand.

Join the fucking Liberals then.

if Kieth blocks her she might stand as an independent and do quite well, or if they break the rules to let her stand she does poorly it's all on him again!

if you're not into politics maybe stay the fuck out of politics oh wait there's attention too

I don't think Kieth will want a dilettante candidate and probably the Batley + S CLP won't either. Whoever the people are encouraging her to run really haven't thought it over very well and it seems a bit "off" to me. Brabin was quite a strong brand in the sense she had high recognition in the area and is slick, but not too overly slick and projects that aura of competence that is important to some people and is basically likable by politician standards. And she only just squeaked it in the Brexit election. Now it's a post-Brexit/easing of lockdown/total Tory hegemony byelection it's easy to imagine a few of the voting blocs in the area who would vote Tory or fash over Leadbeater without a 2nd thought.

'Can you share what the Labour party stands for?' - @adilray

'I can't...They're confidential meetings' - @JonAshworth

Adil and @susannareid100 challenge the shadow Health Sec on Labour's layout policy meetings. pic.twitter.com/Ax42qcjzBM

— Good Morning Britain (@GMB) May 19, 2021

what does your party stand for? absolutely nothing and it's none of your business anyway!

Activists have broken into a weapons factory in Leicester and temporarily halted production.

Hermes and Watchkeeper drones, produced in Leicester, tested on Palestine, sold to global war criminals, shut down by #PalestineAction. pic.twitter.com/u9GVF7qetV

— Palestine Action (@Pal_action) May 19, 2021

UK House price inflation is on fire...
UK average house prices increased by 10.2% over the year to March 2021,

— Shaun Richards (@notayesmansecon) May 19, 2021

Ace, we need a housing bubble

I was just one m'fking number away from being able to buy my first ever house on last night's euromillions.

god, Ashworth is such a fucking utterly disgusting human being if you saw someone glassing him in the head you'd be buying them a pint rather calling an ambulance

probably harsh, but I could probably think of at least a dozen tories who are demonstrably more likable than him.

To be fair, he is infinitesimally more likeable than his wife.

yeah, there always does seem to be an even lower rung on that ladder that leads down to infernal melt hell

Just despicable

Following numerous complaints about fast food delivery riders we conducted an operation in #tooting this afternoon with immigration enforcement.
In 90 mins we stopped
48 bikes.
2 were seized for no insurance
3 riders reported for offences
2 x arrests for immigration offences pic.twitter.com/nOOBMlY1Xl

— Roads&Transport MPS (@MPSRTPC) May 18, 2021

fucking horrible, boasting about harassing key workers on poverty wages as they do their difficult and unrewarding work.

That's a whole lot of cold pizzas that'll need reheating

What a bunch of cunts

assuming these complaints are real what kind of scum

taking the acab of it all for granted

Ace, we need a housing bubble

― Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 bookmarkflaglink

Wonder if the economy as a whole will just overheat and crash in 2022. Don't know if anyone is writing about that.

it would have been just my luck that I'd have got that misplaced number in the right place last night and won £35 mil and after the Weimar hyperinflation I'd only be able to spend it all on pallets of rice and potatoes!

Did you win anything eg. couple of hundred quid?

£1,482.50

shouldn't moan really but I was so close to being one rich m'fcker!

I'd have shown up at one of your faps in my gold top hat!

You just won £1400 in one go ?!?

4 numbers and the two bonus numbers on euromillions and the odds of me ever getting that close to winning 35 mill, ever ever again in my lifetime are so astronomical there is probably little point ever playing it again!

YSI?

oh Tantalus... you did a job on me last night!

sorry anyway I'll stfu about it

xxp

I never stick to the same numbers so it was just shit luck really, boxedjoy. just use your FP privileges if I post about this again today!