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It's done then

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

oh man, i thought you were talking about Halladay.

when you're taking the sloppy fifths after the Mets, you just can't get too excited.

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Good luck against the AL All Stars tonight Phillies.

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link

within the next 4 hours ryan braun is going to go to the hospital with the stomach flu and jayson werth is going to replace him in the starting lineup

barrymore, murdrewland (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Lincecum gets a mysterious migraine and is replaced by Jamie Moyer.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:28 (fourteen years ago) link

A million for Pedro? Doesnt seem like too much of a risk...

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

he was asking 5mil at the start of the season, that's why it's taken so long for him to get picked up

velko, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

I was shocked to see that JA Happ is the only Philly starter with a decent ERA+. Not sure how much help Pedro is going to be...

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

he will give their DL the name cache it needs:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillies/Signed_and_sealed_Martinez_placed_on_DL.html

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 14:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Late for the conference! Wake up, Pedro!

Stacey Pollen (Andy K), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 16:18 (fourteen years ago) link

ibanez starting the second half decently

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

jeeez moyer really has florida's number

"he said...all things passantino the night" (omar little), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link

embarrassing

i guess he's 13-2 career now

king kongro (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 July 2009 01:46 (fourteen years ago) link

goddamn these guys have the best unis in the league, hands down

SB Idiot (k3vin k.), Saturday, 25 July 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

damn cliff lee is this year's randy johnson/cc sabathia (lefty starter has an "off" first half with an AL squad, immediately dominates the NL upon trade). today: complete game, 2 hits, 1 R (unearned), 11 K, no walks.

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Thursday, 20 August 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

small sample set be damned, a .82 ERA and .72 WHIP over four starts is pretty sweet, not to mention 6 walks against 34 strikeouts.

j.q higgins, Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

make that a 0.68 ERA (his WHIP skyrocketed to 0.75)

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

MVP candidate Ryan Howard hit two home runs and drove in five more runs ( / morbsbait)

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

$5

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 August 2009 22:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Jeff (Princeton): Say some good things about Ryan Howard's baseball playing ability.

Joe Sheehan: He's probably the best left-handed hitter against right-handed pitchers in MLB. He's disciplined, he has plate coverage, and he can go line-to-line. I'm not sure I wouldn't take him over Pujols with a righty on the mound.

Indiana Morbs and the Curse of the Ivy League Chorister (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 27 August 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

pedro went 7 innings today, 5 hits, 1 ER, 0 BB, 9 Ks

the moreno you knowshon (omar little), Friday, 4 September 2009 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the Tastykake Poll

relevant to my interests

Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 5 September 2009 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Moyer may be losing his argument on staying in the rotation

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 September 2009 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

maybe Madson can't close, either!

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 September 2009 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

130 pitches for pedro....

bnw, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The Arbitrariness of Raul

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=1390

Andy K, Monday, 21 September 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Rodeojones (Nj): Is 2009 going to eclipse 1964 as the worst year in Phillies history?

Steven Goldman: The odds are still against it, but the Braves are sure making things interesting, aren't they? The Phillies tragedy quotient is equivalent to how much more rope they give Lidge... Doesn't seem like they're prepared to give him much more, but he keeps turning up anyway.

A Patch on Blazing Saddles (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

2009 officially not the worst year in Phillies history.

Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 07:30 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5rRfVcay9A

♖♕♖ (am0n), Thursday, 21 January 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_klg6mfEYEg

☀ ☃ (am0n), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Howard extended 5/125.

Antoine Joubert Singers (Andy K), Monday, 26 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Or:

Howard extended 5/125.

Antoine Joubert Singers (Andy K), Monday, 26 April 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Keith Law
A bad deal for Philly?
"This is one of the worst extension of its kind -- it's an overpay in both years and dollars. Howard is one of the last guys in the middle of the lineup I'd give that kind of money, too. He's 30, has a bad body, is not a good defender, and has struggled to make contact to versus lefties -- he's gone backwards in that area over the past couple of years. If you were locking him up through age 31, it's not so bad. How happy are if you're Albert Pujols? If Howard is worth $25 million, Pujols is worth $50 million a year."

nabisco infiltrator (J0rdan S.), Monday, 26 April 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link

wow that's a bad contract

ciderpress, Monday, 26 April 2010 22:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Beyond the Boxscore has analysed the deal and reckon that if a healthy, 700 AB/year Howard plays to his projections, the Phillies have overspent by $49m.

Mark C, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

they can always just trade him to st louis for pujols

sanskrit, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 13:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Tex Premium Lager (NJ)
Hindsight Phillies GM action: Extend Lee at market rate for 4 years, or sign the Howard extension?

Rob Neyer (12:34 PM)
Look, here's the biggest problem with the Howard deal ... it was, at this moment, utterly unnecessary. He was already under contract through 2011. What have the Phillies *possibly* gained by adding five years to that now? Cliff Lee is a separate issue.

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Howard's b-ref comps

1. Richie Sexson (918)
2. Cecil Fielder (893)
3. Mo Vaughn (891)
4. Willie McCovey (891)
5. David Ortiz (890)
6. Tony Clark (890)
7. Mark McGwire (889)
8. Carlos Delgado (889)
9. Fred McGriff (885)
10. Norm Cash (876)

mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

All those guys were more or less finished as impact players by their mid-30's (and half of them were washed up and out of baseball by that age). Nice one Phillies!

How silly does Halladay feel right now? He willingly agreed to an extension that will end when he's the same age as Howard will be at the end of his new contract -- and he'll be making about half of what Howard makes per year. He obviously could have held them up for so much more money (especially since Lee had already been traded, so he knew they wouldn't be competing against each other for superstar pitcher money with the same team), and not least because he won't be sucking in four years.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Keep poundin' the corner.

Antoine Joubert Singers (Andy K), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I wasn't thrilled Halladay took bitch money but am loving how he gets to see what he left on the table diverted to Mo Vaughn Jr.

sanskrit, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

meh, i'd rather have Howard then Teixiera IMHO. gl2u w/ that fwiw

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

one thing that kinda bugs is why on earth folx are all ZMGRFLMAOWTF @ howard's contract when Teixiera's is about the same (~90%), 3 years longgggger and Teix is just as old and not as good (IMHO).

is it because the phils aren't the yanx and people are used to the yanx throwing crazy money around like it ain't no thang for most of the past decade with precious little to show for it?

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, April 29, 2010 2:32 PM (0 seconds ago)

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

we don't need no crossposting w/in ILBB, genius

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Ryan Madson kicked a chair in frustration after he blew a save in the 10th inning on Wednesday in San Francisco.

The chair won.

Madson broke his right big toe and the Phillies placed him on the 15-day disabled list Friday just as they activated right-hander Brad Lidge, who had been on the DL since the season started. The Phillies recalled left-hander Antonio Bastardo from Triple-A Lehigh Valley to take Madson's place on the 25-man roster.
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/28/fullj.9f3e060f69714d4e5e8469d002a8ad76/9f3e060f69714d4e5e8469d002a8ad76-getty-97581978cp006_philadelphia_.jpg

controll-s (velko), Saturday, 1 May 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

People always talk about 'closer mentality' which I dismiss as bullshit but Madson seems to prove that theory right time after time. His stuff is nasty and when hes a set up guy hes great. Seems like he blows saves on the regular tho.. Dont get it.

mayor jingleberries, Saturday, 1 May 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

When Moyer retires and there's no active player left who's older than I am, I'm going to be a little sad.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Monday, 3 May 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

i wouldn't worry. Moyer will pitch until he's dead.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 3 May 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link

um. ok maybe after that you can worry.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 3 May 2010 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link


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