"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

Poots elected leader of the DUP, which means there is now a First Minister of nation of the UK who doesn't believe in evolution and thinks the Earth was created in 4000BC. And we sneer at the US?

the first very important question Poots should be asked is: what is his position on hollow earth theory

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1XL4lQXoAAiuXr?format=jpg&name=large

Going to keep posting this until Tim confirms that he is in fact Tim https://t.co/3hWkek2nct pic.twitter.com/lZsPF635FQ

— Dr Fran van Plannaram Ph.D. (@dismalplaces) May 14, 2021

lol! RIP Shippers.

A plan for long-term investment, to halve child poverty, to deliver a fairer tax system, and to build a more resilient and greener economy.

I love the way the most unambiguously positive thing Kieth can offer right now is 50% less malnourished children 👏👏👏

albeit in horrible bullshit terms like "plans" and "long-term investments". Can't wait till this guy dies.

Extremely here for kieth suing tim shipman into bankruptcy tho, wd buy him a pint for that (and maybe a can of polish lager for shippers lol)

just to repeat myself "child poverty" is a term of unmitigated melt evil

Rachel Reeves to consult Joe Biden’s team on Labour’s economic offer. Shadow chancellor will discuss how party can appeal to blue-collar voters and urban graduates

If she really needs to talk to Biden staff for ideas then she's in the wrong fucking job. "blue-collar voters" maybe they mean Chelsea fans? I will boldly predict More Racism and other cool ways of obfuscating the messaging around austerity

Oof pic.twitter.com/3fU5l8VLLb

— Simon Vessey (@Simon_Vessey) May 15, 2021

20+ points behind after this has aired. The Maybot parallels with Kieth are the more exposure he get's the less people like him.

the novelty of watching a Piers Moron show where he isn't even the biggest cunt in the studio will wear off as soon as Kieth starts talking

Morgan just announced "Full-Out War on Woke".

What does Morgan suggest this War on Woke should comprise of?

It reminds me of a conversation I had with my right wing cousin a while ago. He suggested we needed to do something about excessive wokeness, that we needed to do something to this.

Instead of countering I said I think you may be right, what do you think we should do?

He had nothing, not a single suggestion

I suspect Morgan would have plenty of suggestions, fortunately I'm unlikely to ever find out what they are

Starmer is turning into Theresa May before our eyes.

thing is I've ridiculous people saying Starmer is too smart by half to get drawn into culture war traps.. lol yeah sure looks like it

seen

I bet Mandelson (talking to him for the first time since 2018 lol) has told him he's only half fash and that just isn't good enough to get on the wavelength of "red wall" voters.

if I was the LOTO I simply wouldn't take advice from a man who was in Epstein's black book and also had a hand on the 2009 disaster, while allegedly he was "more distracted with finishing his memoir than the election campaign".

weird how ppl talk about culture war as if it's an optional surface level distraction & doesn't have deep roots in the things they claim we should be focusing on instead. even still starmer has had nothing but culture war shit going for him but apparently it only counts if it's woke

I still can't get over the halving child poverty thing it's like a parody of the mundane horror of centrism

why do these old liberal monsters only ever show up to demand more racism

@CAATuk have a really useful resource on their website - a database that shows which arms companies have premises near you. You can filter results by destination.

For instance, here are Bristol companies exporting weapons to Israel.

Time for action.https://t.co/pYQs54xkni https://t.co/Yr50vxzqZ2 pic.twitter.com/yjwuVEPf4C

— Chris Rossdale (@crossdale) May 13, 2021

How it started: How it's going: pic.twitter.com/JyEXISYeFl

— Priti Patel (@pritipatel) May 15, 2021

lol Priti does what is now a shitposting staple and completely gets it!

how it's going is actually 151,765 dead.

and counting

she wanted to flip the format and put some positivity in our lives by reminding us she's alright. I bet she's still doing that tortured version a smile under the mask.

Priti Patel is vaccinated. The nation can sleep soundly in their beds tonight. Apart from the ones who've died of Covid.

Latest Opinium poll spells post election trouble for Labour

* Voting intention shows 13 point Tory lead
* Con 44% vs Lab 31%
* Johnson has 17 point lead over Starmer as best prime minister
* A third (33%) of 2019 Labour voters want Starmer to resign

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— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) May 15, 2021

Imagine if the pandemic response had been anything other than haphazard shite! Actually it probably would have lost them votes, this is the UK England we're talking about.

this goes much deeper than the pandemic response, he's offered next to nothing and most people have heard his voice by now.

I understand that, but I can't perceive a sit where Starmer earns votes. Xpost

there are never going to be enough creepazoid Fabians, disloyal Tory voters, undiscerning melts, culturally working-class Workington knuckle scrapers .. whatever you want to call them, who will coalesce in great numbers around Kieth rather than reluctantly vote for Tories again. I feel like I've graduated into a polling guru now, because I knew this would happen 18 months ago.

Can get 250-1 on Tony Blair as next Labour leader at William Hill, worth a punt.

https://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/next-labour-leader

Andy Burnham: Labour’s red wall seats would have been safer under me https://t.co/0gFEfjjg1K

— Guardian politics (@GdnPolitics) May 15, 2021

the market fav Burnham has been making some moves again.

I'll be happily disenfranchised off the electoral register by a lack of photo ID by the time this bullshit merchant hits the scene!

"FAR-LEFT ANTI-SEMITE* COMEDIAN USES FOUL-MOUTHED INSULT ABOUT LEADER OF HER MAJESTY'S OPPOSITION WITH JEREMY CORBYN'S BLESSING, CHEERED ON BY HARD-LEFT MOMENTUM THUGS. INSULT TO OUR QUEEN

*Isn't he Jewish? check this-- Ed

Here’s how he referred to sir Keith just before that lol pic.twitter.com/A0Ou0bE07p

— eugene the socialist allotment guy (@lemongenevs) May 15, 2021

played Alexei!

It was also Alexei who taught me that Kieth was a member of the shady as fuck neo-lib organisation The Trilateral Commission.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2021/05/15/baroness-falkner-equalities-human-rights-commission-gender-critical-trans/

The new head of Britain’s equalities watchdog believes cis women should have the right to express “gender critical” views without being “abused”.

Akehurst's glassy-eyed sociopathy is unreal. Not remotely troubled by the loss of Palestinian lives, not a flicker of compassion in him. And 20k people voted him on to the Labour NEC https://t.co/uWQ1chhtiY

— tom (@malaiseforever) May 16, 2021

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1f9EoiXsAAzOxm?format=jpg&name=900x900

that Progress re-brand in full.

stuff that Kieth says is so painfully meaningless and empty that even the quotation marks are trying to disown it.

“People forget within 30 seconds what you’ve said to them on the doorstep. But they’ll remember your attitude, and how respectful you were” @peterkyle saying how we need to make a positive impression of Labour at #ProgBrit2021

— Progressive Britain (@ProgressOnline) May 16, 2021

Labour 2023 campaign slogan “I’m Wearing A Tie And Called You Ma’am”

I think the main reason for him falling out with Rayner was her fashion individualism and what the neighbours might think of it.

More respect for bigots, we're gonna need a bigger racism dial

Ensuring the next manifesto will be dead on arrival

It is exceptionally badass that so many MPs and the commentariat (not Sienna herself) absolutely approve of Starmer openly lying to the people who made him leader, then intentionally screwing them over. I think it’s very clarifying about their views, priorities and principles. pic.twitter.com/0joigzlkuv

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) May 16, 2021

Means tested UBI for racists

Stella C really is proposing some kind of means tested pork barrel UBI..lol unfuckingbelievable !

Those who don't learn from the manifestos of the past are doomed to repeat them