What are Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's Flaws?

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Greene's arms too short too box with god

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link

to*

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

i wonder who's going to win in the cool-off between fucking AOC and MTG

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

“Talking to her. She says screaming. You know what screaming is? Screaming is what people do when rockets are fired at them like Hamas terrorists are firing into Israel,” Greene told reporters.

MTG is the beating heart of...something

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

it's like she speaks with the obvious intent to get quoted somewhere after, but has no idea what makes a statement quotable

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 May 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

And now it’s revealed that this person showed up to members of Congress’ doors with folks from the mob who infiltrated the Capitol, beat Capitol Police, and strung up nooses in front of the House.

If the shoe were on the other foot, the GOP would be calling for my expulsion. https://t.co/ccN01sjbBk

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) May 14, 2021

New: A since-deleted video from 2019 shows MTG harassing @AOC's office through a locked door. Calling her "crazy eyes" and telling her through the office's mailbox slot to "get rid of your diaper" while telling the office to open the door and come out. https://t.co/QgcJucs4o8 pic.twitter.com/ccTufF90Z9

— andrew kaczynski (@KFILE) May 14, 2021

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

this stupid menace needs to go

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

if any democrat - let alone AOC - did anything remotely close to this, it would be all over fox and the #1 they talked about for MONTHS until she was forced to resign

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

Shit, half the Dems would be calling for her to resign.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link

like Hamas terrorists are firing into Israel

Ah I see the update finally finished downloading, was briefly concerned when she was still screaming about antifa terrorists

rob, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link

like Hamas terrorists are firing into Israel

the cruelty of people like MTG escapes out of their pores. you can see it especially when they get flustered irl and come up with a counterattack on the fly - it's completely unrelated to what was being discussed, and also it manages to be despicable and wrong in a completely different way

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:39 (two years ago) link

a close bigot in my life used to do that. the issue would be stuff like "stay on the trail" and he would immediately flip to "but YOU probably had an ABORTION!"

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

but imagine being like that, and then being rewarded for it by your own constituents, and there's no one left in the party to tell you "no". she's a fucking mess

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

the people of GA district 14 can go fuck off too

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

i kind of want to go there and troll her constituents as she trolls the rest of the country on their behalf

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

maybe i should go yell things at them through their front doors

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

yeah she's like a right-wing blog comment from 2003 made into a human, screaming "Chappaquiddick" at you when you voice the opinion that maybe torture is bad

rob, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link

I guess I am slightly curious if those three idiots realized how much their three little pigs routine looked like an amateur horror movie

rob, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

the cruelty of people like MTG escapes out of their pores. you can see it especially when they get flustered irl and come up with a counterattack on the fly - it's completely unrelated to what was being discussed, and also it manages to be despicable and wrong in a completely different way

maybe they've been doing this forever but I've noticed this a ton since the Trump era, you can't talk to them about anything without them flipping to the one topic they actually want to discuss. "the destruction of our environment? if you ask me the real issue facing the American people is the destruction of emails, but you never want to talk about that, I wonder why"

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

lmao but they have been doing this for a while for sure. It may have taken on a more cult-like vibe since 2016 though

rob, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link

And if the target does the smart thing by refusing to engage when they ambush out of nowhere, they screech about how they "refuse to debate".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

also I mentioned this in the Politics thread but she talks exactly like On Cinema Tim: "Alexandra Okay-sio Cortez. I'm an American citizen. I pay your salary through the taxes you collect from me through the IRS. Because I'm a taypaying citizen of the United States. I'm a woman, and I'm a female...business owner. And I'm proud to be an American woman. And I do not support your socialist policies and I do not support your murderous abortion...policies"

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

These are as bad as policies can get and it's so horrible that they're still making these kinds of policies

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

she talks exactly like On Cinema Tim

otm. it's like how trump is just Tim's Decker

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 16:57 (two years ago) link

I really wish she didn’t start whatever that is with Taylor-Greene, she is so above all that.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 May 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

No it’s very funny and cool actually

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Friday, 14 May 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link

I suppose those are the two adjectives that matters the most today.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 May 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

I think it's the way she constantly loses her train of thought, like she gets 10 words into a sentence and just forgets what she's talking about. like she's so excited to get to yell at AOC through a mail slot but all she says is like "as a mother of 3, I do not support abortion", which is uh....what? the one thing people mention a lot about Tim is how good he is at speaking like a person who's suffered some kind of brain damage. not saying that Republicans necessarily have brain damage but uh...well, I guess I am

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

p sure MTG "started" this by harassing AOC?

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 May 2021 17:14 (two years ago) link

p sure none of this is going to hurt MTG in any way

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 14 May 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link

yeah it's kind of feeling like the lesson they learned from the Roy Moore thing was to dig their heels in even further. wonder how that's gonna play out when Gaetz gets arrested.

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link

I really wish she didn’t start whatever that is with Taylor-Greene, she is so above all that.

this is a really weird take on this, considering MTG has been after AOC for quite some time. AOC didn't start shit, she's been trying to do her job despite an unhinged lunatic literally stalking her at her workplace.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 May 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

some would say that MTG started the beef in 2019 when she was yelling through AOC's door and her staff was probably like who the fuck is this

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

but then again, rumors are that in 2018 AOC picked a fight with MTG at a 4th of July picnic in MTG's neighbor's backyard

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

didn't MTG claim last week they'd "agreed to a debate" on the Green New Deal even though the "agreement" was apparently just her yelling at AOC on the floor of the House

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

idk this is just another version of the Trump problem, you can't interact or cover these people without lending them some air of credibility, and when they're literally at the highest levels of government you can't exactly ignore them like any other lunatic

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

one option is greatly limiting that obligatory coverage rather than, idk, milking the sensationalist high for clicks

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

I want AOC to remain in Congress and continue serving her district for as many terms as she and her constituents agree to but I'd also be perfectly happy if she just beat the everloving shit out of Greene and then resigned for conduct unbecoming

80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link

I don't think that's what she's doing though, nobody needs the clicks less than she does

frogbs, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

I'd also be perfectly happy if she just beat the everloving shit out of Greene and then resigned for conduct unbecoming

i believe this is also known as "resignation via TKO"

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

personally, i pray to my very powerful god for an old fashioned KO

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

I feel like AOC has a powerful roundhouse in her arsenal

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

rumor has it she’s a knockout game champion

mh, Saturday, 15 May 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link

i can't read MTG without seeing magic the gathering every time; it's very disorienting

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link

Same. It's the new Isis.

pomenitul, Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

Yeah, that fundamentalist militant group nearly ruined the Is Is ep by Yeah Yeah Yeahs for me.

peace, man, Sunday, 16 May 2021 12:42 (two years ago) link

aoc owns a tesla

:(

i mean, i bet it's electric, so :-|

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 May 2021 02:32 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

her team is texting people in her district to see if they need any help with the flooding, why is it so wild to see someone in Congress actually trying to help people

frogbs, Friday, 3 September 2021 03:59 (two years ago) link

Sarah Palin - still alive, and just as relevant as she's been since the morning of November 5, 2008:

I’m so sorry Sarah Palin is mad at me! In fact, to address this I set up a special hotline just for her https://t.co/FGUWvdqt4T pic.twitter.com/Fcr8cYvEYT

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) September 9, 2021

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 9 September 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

ugh, i don't know why i'm always astonished at the face of the fox news journalist. it always seems to be someone new, too! who are these people? sarah palin, i know what she is, i know what she thinks of AOC. but it's the fucking "journalist" who just smiles and _laughs_ back at this shit that drives me nuts. didn't people used to say that fox news had a line between their "news" and "evening op-ed fascism shows" and that the news part was actually decent? but...the screenshot above says "primetime", so maybe it's in the evening fascism time? but if that's true, who is this rando smiling/laughing fascist? how do they have so many?

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link


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