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The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).

When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.

― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)

(dn not username, sorry)

haha

lol

Glen Benton, CEO

Bejar 4 eva, f the haters

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:13

1970. Pre-Mao.

🖼

lol forgot zing

1970. Pre-Mao.

https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw283312/Cornelius-Cardew.jpg

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:35 (four hours ago) link

We elementary school boy rockists saw right through him!

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

*throws a punch*

roll 2d6 damage

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

can we rename this thread "guess the depressing nondescript city"?

― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, August 12, 2021 3:08 PM (yesterday)

Is virtue signaling an actual thing that people are capable of doing [Started by Evan in August 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Left] 22 new answers

The whole thing reads to me like an upper middle class horror story—What if the socially inept peers you treat like garbage somehow were able to turn the tables on you? While still be

― intheblanks, Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:49 PM (three days ago)

Oooooook let's dial it back dude

― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 13, 2021 10:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly

― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oh! I don't see images, just text.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)

Joan Didion [Started by horseshoe in November 2007, last updated three minutes ago by (The Other) J.D. (J.D.) on I Love Books] 9 new answers

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

my lovely lady lumps are so FP-ing you for that!

I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.

― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:51 PM (one hour ago)

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i’m sorry the what

― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:

Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website

― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i like tons of brit food by default bc a lot of it is part of Australian food culture (obv).

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxnMJMPYtw
― ☮️ (peace, man), Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:34 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

As a citizen of a Russia-bordering country, from a Russian-speaking household, having travelled in Ukraine, Moldova, Russia and Georgia, it is pretty fucking offensive reading people describing Russian positions as «sabre rattling», but perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised

― Mule, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:50 (six hours ago) link

woof
Posted: 24 March 2022 at 14:32:34
Still feeling awkward about killing dogs in front of my dog.

cats think earwax is delicious. yours or theirs or anyone’s, they love it all and it makes an excellent bribe.

― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, May 22, 2022 6:06 PM

Let's not sugarcoat this, just having an Israeli bassist should be considered a crime against humanity

― Nabozo, Tuesday, June 7, 2022 2:56 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just wondering, can mods force two users to killfile each-other?

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length),

love tevas

― flopson, Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:56 AM (two days ago)

lol!

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:54 (two minutes ago) link

what if cilantro DOES taste like soap and some ppl just don’t have the soap receptors, poor suckers

― scanner darkly, Thursday, September 15, 2022 6:34 PM (yesterday)

It’s just called “Where Are You Now”, even. I must’ve invented the (My Love).

― houdini said, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hey all, I hate to say it, but I need to abandon this project before it's properly begun. A poll like this deserves a proper hype man to keep the contributions going and I can't in good conscience carve out a week in November to dedicate to the rollout. I've been avoiding my real life obligations using various forms of internet addiction and I need to take a complete break.

Also I think I'm a bit too disorganized and indecisive to run this poll properly anyway and can't ever make up my mind about things like genre constraints.

If anyone wants to pick up the baton feel free. Again, much sorry.

― mig (guess that dreams always end), Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:32 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the two pointers i know seem like amazing dogs but their energy and hyper-focus… yes I feel like I'd be letting them down every day.

― woof, Saturday, December 31, 2022 12:16 PM (one hour ago)

wait 1 or 2 #1's?

― maf you one two (maffew12)

mic check maffew 1 2 1 2

Knowing this board its gotta be Nu Disco Nostalgia

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, February 17, 2023 5:17 PM bookmarkflaglink

Huh wonder how making adults look like children could be misused

― kinder, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haaaa

v good

Hwyneth Gayden

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

hey, that's my thing

― switching letters guy, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, switching letters guy

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

Now I'm eating meat like it's going out of style. Sorry cows, I can't feel like this any more.

― Cow_Art, Friday, March 10, 2023 1:07 PM (yesterday)

i'm not physically attracted to people but based on your description, he'd probably even catch me looking.

"topographically dramatic ass crack" definitely of serious intrigue.

― ''can be prusuaded to show gayness'' (Austin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:11 (yesterday)

please don’t tell me this is from the Donald Trimp thread

Pizza Hut and Domino's are good stoner pizzas when you want to unhinge your jaw and uncritically consume shame

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal),

i.e. hooking up with conservative men

― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:34 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Get well soon

― Bee OK, Thursday, June 29, 2023 6:47 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

aw