Marvel Cinematic Universe, Phase 4 & Beyond (and a chance to change your vote)

iron man is never seen pressing a shirt, wtf is goin on

The Raimi movies did make that valuable correction, yes (and also had an alarmed teenage Spidey learning about his body changing by uncontrollably jizzing white ropes of webbing all over his bedroom)

The Thing is rarely seen as loving, and is far more frequently dour or violent

Josh, look up "Spiders-Man"

is this now a w33d thread

w33d man & wasp

Stephen Strange continuing to refer to himself as a doctor is, at best, misleading

black panther does not hunt prey nocturnally nor does he sleep in a tree wtf

Captain America reports to Major America

The Wasp is, in fact, Catholic

Why is the Vision not just called the Five Senses, what, is his tongue broken

Vizzie Gillespie

xpost are you (someone up there) suggesting that Dr Strange hasn't renewed his medical license, and should therefore be stripped of his title? I mean, he's a trained doctor! If someone asked for a doctor on a flight should he stay silent?!

Holy shit, Spiders-Man is incredible. If you think about it, that's kind of an instance of spiders being given the powers (shape?) of a *man*, the reverse Spider-Man.

Stephen is very proud of his Masters degree in the mystic arts iirc

I thought Spiders-Man would be how Gruber says Spidermans.

His doctorate, surely. His dissertation was "Does Dormammu Shave? Grooming as an Indicator of Malevolence Among Demigod-Level Entities."

xp

why does he use the title Master of the Mystic Arts then? category fraud. tell the HFPA that we're cancelling next year's Agamotton Orbs ceremony.

yeah sorry wmc u walked into that one. says master of arts right there on the tin.

So he spent all that time at medical school, but he stopped magic school when he got his masters? No doctorate in mystic arts?

black panther does not hunt prey nocturnally nor does he sleep in a tree wtf

does a panther shit in the woods tho

https://i.imgur.com/3r8TMtp.jpg

It’s mostly places in Europe where you can get doctoral degrees in mystic arts, but he could get one in mystic arts history or administration

https://i.redd.it/r4cy0qkd23cz.jpg

So was looking for an old post of mine from ILM and found this, New Mavel films which may have been the first post on ILX re the MCU

obviously I misspelled Marvel, but was interested to see the initially planned/announced films such as Shang-Chi (which obv has ended up being what 15, 20 movies on?)

Ya gotta start somewhere!

Power Pack destined to get a gritty reboot, I tell ya.

There have been reports that the delays in making non-white-male films were significantly due to Mar-A-Lago’s beloved uncle Ike.

Hmm, I wouldn’t be surprised

Oh, those are all going to suck.
― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, September 6, 2005 1:46 PM (fifteen years ago)

I mean

https://tv.avclub.com/hulu-s-m-o-d-o-k-is-a-supervillain-sitcom-that-s-so-mu-1846874552

I do not trust this review

I trust that review but only insofar as his descriptions of the show are accurate representations of just how not funny it is.

The fact that this was actually made by the Robot Chicken animation studio kinda seals the deal for me to the extent that the deal wasn't already pretty much sealed.

I find a lot of Robot Chicken funny but most of it is due to Seth Green afaict

Ant Man!!!!

Man, they are gonna have a hard time turning this stuff into something interesting...

― iodine (iodine), Tuesday, September 6, 2005 11:13 PM (fifteen years ago)

they should do Nick Fury like he is in the ultimate x-men comics (actually that's all i really know him by)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, September 7, 2005 1:52 AM (fifteen years ago)

If they keep the tone of Brubaker's Captain America, I'll be down.
(...)
the Avengers - Oh fuck off. This movie will never be made, and shame on them for pretending it might be.
Black Panther - FROM THE DIRECTOR OF HOUSE PARTY 2!
Ant-Man - Only if it's a remake of Inner Space.
(...)

― Huk-L Has Spoken. (Huk-L), Wednesday, September 7, 2005 2:47 AM (fifteen years ago)

From the director of Rocky 7

it's kind of hilarious how wildly wrong that thread was about how these movies would be received

deleted scene of wanda and agatha fighting in the finale #MTVAwards #WandaVision pic.twitter.com/ZBc6eBJvkK

— ken (@wandaslizzie) May 17, 2021

xpost It's easy to forget that most pre-MCU Marvel movies were garbage. I certainly assumed the MCU would follow suit.

One last Loki trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vpCIadly88

When does this bunkum come out

Few more weeks

Yep, June 9th

"Throughout the years we have never interfered, until now."

Watch the brand-new teaser trailer for Marvel Studios' #Eternals and experience it in theaters this November. pic.twitter.com/ey0ZMWRzF9

— Marvel Studios (@MarvelStudios) May 24, 2021

As someone who doesn't know anything about the Eternals, this ... doesn't make me want to learn. I mean, it'll probably be solid, but I need more data.

I mean, it'll probably be solid, but I need more data.

"Alexa, what is a teaser trailer?"

knowing anything about the eternals would not make it any more interesting fwiw

There's a tease, and then there's "here's two minutes of solemn figures standing and looking solemn."

So again, knowing nothing myself, are there people out there that will Jolie as Queen Spaceathena and think, "zomg, she nails it, I am so psyched!' For sure, I'd totally believe it, just have no idea.

Josh, have you met people

so this one has robb stark AND jon snow in it?

https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=Angelina%20jolie&src=typed_query

Bear in mind I did not know what would come up when I searched this but I had a hunch

Lol, I have met people, but most importantly I was once a 13-year old boy who had a little calendar where I would scribble down the release dates of awesome movies I was psyched to see, like "Dead Heat." So I guess I knew the answer already.

"Angeline Jolie IS Spacequeen!"