"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

None of those are real jobs

I can't quite believe I'm saying this, but we have our first briefing war of the new "refreshed and renewed" shadow cabinet. Allies of Starmer deny the briefing below: It "isn't true" https://t.co/TvnxCcQYO5

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) May 9, 2021

xp

saves a bit of brass I suppose! Corbz used to have to do the same, not because he couldn't afford them like Kieth obv.

Some bemusement in the PLP at Wes Streeting’s new job title: Shadow Secretary of State *FOR* Child Poverty. Are Labour pro that now?

— Patrick Maguire (@patrickkmaguire) May 9, 2021

Buying them all a Filet O'Fish for tonight's shift

None of those are real jobs

― Scamp Granada (gyac), Sunday, 9 May 2021 bookmarkflaglink

The only jobs being created tonight are the junk consultancy roles/Lord seats for this lot after the Tories end up with a 100 seat majority at the next election.

Oh good "child poverty" again is it? Those poor respectable working class children

"respectable working class" was an expression Mandy used earlier. I haven't got a clue what he means!

Confusion over whether Angela Rayner maintains control over party matters, senior to chair and NCC – allies say yes, sources close to leadership say that's wrong.

— Sienna Rodgers (@siennamarla) May 9, 2021

Jobs Jobs jobs

The shitposters know

almost feel sorry for her, don't think she's realised that she's a sacrificial lamb warming the seat for Rachel Reeves

— Dr. Professor Sir Bane QC KCB MP (@BaneNook) July 8, 2020

if you've not being getting your Rachel Reeves 5 a day and feel like she has been underexposed, well don't you worry no more

.@LucyMPowell — Labours new shadow housing secretary — is... a landlord.

— Greater Manchester Housing Action (@gmhousingaction) May 9, 2021

I'm going to enjoy watching this party die an ignominious death even more now, especially as it seems to be happening much faster than I thought it would under Starmer

"respectable working class" was an expression Mandy used earlier. I haven't got a clue what he means!

he means white

work and jobs eh? never the twain should meet.

xp I know I know, just feigning ignorance for the sake of a post.

it seems to be happening much faster than I thought it would under Starmer

thank the lord no one stabbed him

heh sorry calz should have realised

Just constantly great work, you hardly even notice pic.twitter.com/HuUjLsHAFT

— Stefan Bielik (@prstskrzkrk) May 9, 2021

I bet Angela felt like strangling the little fucker after every painstakingly over elaborate photo shoot with him!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0-GGiDWEAMTi0c?format=jpg&name=large

this one being the most egregious example!

ftr I'm not classically tall & a little bit short of 6 foot myself and shrinking - not being heightist here - just sticking it to this bleedin' Bonaparte!

I almost feel curious now to check if Burnham does the same thing!

christ no he's much taller than Kieth!

It's fucking sick really, like they'd go to all sorts of excruciating lengths to cover up FDR's disability, and in that era it probably was politically important to do this. But the least of Kieth's problems is that he's 5'6 and his former deputy leader is taller and hotter than him!

Every single time I see Zarah Sultana say anything, it’s always the exact right thing to say, and she never seems to equivocate. Can she run for leader please???

She is very good, but the Labour membership (or whatever remains of them) are a set of arseholes that would vote for Wes before her.

even before many of them so-called lefty Corbynistas or whatever you want to call them deserted the party, they still voted in much greater numbers for Ian Murray for deputy over Dawn Butler.

Political death to have a candidate with a surname the gammon can poke fun at. Let's hope they don't find out what Johnson means!

i think zarah sultana needs time to polish up a bit and she could be a deadly weapon

she makes me feel sad, because I feel like she is destined to be marginalised for a very long time in this horrible party. There is no hope in UK politics for decent human beings, especially if they are woman of colour.

i feel like the thing about AOC for eg is that she also had from the beginning a very strong support base esp locally. the press here would hound her far more ferally and she would be pretty isolated within the party. this is probably in part projection because i can't imagine how awful it would be to stick yr neck out in that way in such nasty times.

apparently our AOC is Babs... captain oates i may be some time

i know im sorry for doing the aoc thing

wasn't having a pop at you there ftr

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1A7A18WUAAhLo4?format=jpg&name=large

is this real ?

xp haha no i know im just ashamed

thread seems mainly otm:

There is one very clear message from this week’s elections. It is that politically the UK is in a very confused state. This needs some discussion. A thread follows.....

— Richard Murphy (@RichardJMurphy) May 9, 2021

Locked account: "Keir Starmer has incidentally not tweeted anything since last Thursday, and his only RTs have been of members of the shadow cabinet thanking him for giving them a job"

I am concerned that the next step in our national journey is a Macron-like figure, but more fashy.

xxp agree, makes me think reading some gramsci would be a good idea

If they can keep the economy afloat and reward target areas with investment in services and infrastructure (while punishing solidly Labour ones with austerity), i'm not sure why this model couldn't see them successful for the long-term.

Calzino: sadly no it's not real.

By yesterday evening I started to think that KS seemed like he was going to quit.

Labour had won numerous elections over the weekend, and he hadn't made any kind of statement about any of them: in person at those locations, on camera from London, or even in a tweet.

People would, of course, have savaged JC for such "unprofessional" and "shambolic" conduct.

It almost felt like c.60 years ago when maybe politicians took the weekend off and went to the grouse farm rather than engaging with the media?

I admit that you can be "too online", "it's good to take time off", etc.

But you're the LOTO and your party has just redeemed some of its performance by winning two of the biggest elected positions in the UK? And a whole nation of the UK? And you remain totally silent?

So baffling as to become alarming!

thread seems mainly otm:

Not sure what he means about the right having 'little to do' in an independent Scotland or Wales?

"the Italian philosopher famously said ..."

The Italian Leninist and Communist Party leader famously said

even a voting id requirement with no cost still introduces a barrier to voting, let alone when people have to pay for a driving license or passport. there's no reason to believe voter fraud is a problem in uk elections, but disenfranchisement already is

— michael wave (@SzMarsupial) May 10, 2021

i mean what is twitter if not the "grouse farm" amirite

If they can keep the economy afloat and reward target areas with investment in services and infrastructure (while punishing solidly Labour ones with austerity), i'm not sure why this model couldn't see them successful for the long-term.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 10 May 2021 bookmarkflaglink

The economy afloat is a big if depending on various factors outside their control. Also the quality of these projects for poorer areas will probably not cut the mustard after a while as Tories will never want to give poor people money.

Their best bet electorally is divided opposition and increased barriers to voting. Basically a return to Victorian-era England without empire or Union.

On bed. Watching Lost =) love it!

— 𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕒 🙈🙉🙊 (@my3monkees) March 26, 2009