Miguel Cabrera Needs His Own Thread

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stumbled on Miguel Cabrera's stat line like it was a jump scare in a low-budget horror movie

— Patrick Dubuque (@euqubud) May 5, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 May 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link

Damn, that's almost as bad as Francisco Lindor's stats.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link

0-2; two more hitless AB will drop him under .100.

That Tigers lineup tonight is something to behold. Candelario is batting third and hitting .281. The other eight spots: .216, .175, .102, .210, .192, .159, .158, .200. It's the Detroit Maxvills.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:30 (two years ago) link

Miguel Cabrera's second consecutive two-hit game moves him to 2876 hits for his career, tying him with Mel Ott for 44th on MLB's all-time list.

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) May 8, 2021

Andy K, Saturday, 8 May 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link

the kid is on fire

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 9 May 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link

In honor of @MiguelCabrera becoming the All-Time Venezuelan-Born Hits leader tonight, I have created an interactive timeline detailing the Venezuelan-Born hit leaders since the debut of Ãlex Carrasquel in 1939.

Check out and see all of the Venezuelan greats in MLB history 🇻🇪🔥 pic.twitter.com/HPZR9JEu8Z

— Greg Harvey (@BetweenTheNums) May 13, 2021

Andy K, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

watching aparicio and concepcion show up made me so happy

i love a good interactive timeline

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link

that guy recently did one of those for all-time bWAR

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link

i like how it's quiet for a while in the 80s-90s and then suddenly here comes bonds

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

that's the most publicity ross barnes has gotten in a century

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

but until deacon white and the very normal and not racist at all cap anson came along, ross barnes was a fucking legend

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

i think i made an ed delanhanty reference as a small child to some baseball guy. he had no idea what i was talking about, but that was a sweet reference for a kid in the single digits of age

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

i was probably like "this kid is no ed delanhanty, that's for fucking sure", and he just didn't get it

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

kind of suprised to see gehringer still in the top 15 as of 1942. i guess i always thought of him as one of those guys who had a crazy good BA in the 30s

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link

sorry, just got to put itt, why not:

In honor of the great Willie Mays and his 90th birthday on Thursday, I have created an interactive graphic that details the progressive All-Time leaders in Position Player bWAR.

Check this out to see many of your favorite players throughout MLB history! #SayHeyKid ⚾️🔥@SFGiants pic.twitter.com/wrTOYXHh9H

— Greg Harvey (@BetweenTheNums) May 8, 2021

i love in 1988 when schmidt is like "hey" at the very bottom of the top 15

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

most underrated legend: tris speaker
honorable mention: mel ott

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

kinda interesting there is a kind of historical stasis from like 1977-1990 and what does that mean re: peoples' fondness for the go-go 80's skinny pants era

it just means they love the underdogs

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

willie mcgee is not on that list. he is a living legend

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

kinda interesting there is a kind of historical stasis from like 1977-1990 and what does that mean re: peoples' fondness for the go-go 80's skinny pants era

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, May 13, 2021 7:45 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Good question! My instinct is to think that maybe that the game was more balanced?

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 May 2021 02:58 (two years ago) link

Sure but balance can also suggest the game wasnt played very good? Im not saying that from a max efficiency POV just like maybe baseball players secretly sucked

Really it’s the skinny pants.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 May 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link

it's just the product of time. early on ross barnes is a stud with 28 WAR and you can see all these guys pass him; after a century of greats, you need 100 WAR just to appear at the bottom of the list (and the two that show up after 1990 had some chemical help after all). trout may be the only shot for someone else to break in in our lifetimes

also WAR is relative -- it has nothing to say about absolute quality of play. adam ottavino is right that babe ruth would be no match for today's pitchers (or likely even those of the 80s)

mookieproof, Friday, 14 May 2021 03:36 (two years ago) link

100 war won’t happen for pitchers again I believe, unless scientific progress extended the careers of starting pitchers by a substantial margin. Hitters I’m less sure. I wouldn’t be surprised if Betts got in the 85-95 range, and thinking that makes me believe another player in the next 30-40 years could get to 100.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 14 May 2021 04:13 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Good June: 329/.356/.494. Just passed Gehrig and Crime Dog.

Andy K, Thursday, 1 July 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

498

Andy K, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 00:24 (two years ago) link

499

Andy K, Thursday, 12 August 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link

500 tmrw?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 August 2021 02:23 (two years ago) link

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 August 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link

Hurrah

Andy K, Sunday, 22 August 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

Glad to see everyone at the game seemed to know what was up.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 23 August 2021 05:30 (two years ago) link

shortstop with plus defense

https://i.redd.it/58yk05jwk4j71.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 23 August 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link

Intense eyes!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 August 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

NOT A CLOGGER, and has now set this trivial record:

Eight consecutive hits for Miguel Cabrera, who lines Michael Wacha's 2-1 pitch into center. Cabrera is the first Tiger in the expansion era (since 1961) to hit in eight consecutive plate appearances.

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) September 10, 2021

Andy K, Friday, 10 September 2021 23:58 (two years ago) link

wait, we're using "since the expansion era" as a timeframe now? but "since the expansion era" makes it less impressive, both because it's a shorter amount of time (compared to integration/1947 or since the deadball era, 1918/19 whatever), and also the overall quality of talent dropped (same overall players and talent spread out across more teams, with more minor leaguers to fill in the gaps)

ohwell

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:06 (two years ago) link

9 straight!

k3vin k., Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

The MLB record is 12, held by Johnny Kling (1902), Pinky Higgins (1932), and Walt Dropo (1952).

Andy K, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Two hits today; would need 14 in 6 games for 3,000. Not that he'd retire anyway.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

Hits in his first two ABs tonight. He's at 2998.

Andy K, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 23:56 (two years ago) link

2999

Andy K, Thursday, 21 April 2022 00:31 (two years ago) link

I feel like he has to go 4-4 here.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 April 2022 00:42 (two years ago) link

He'll be leading off the 8th--it'd be nice if the Jays broadcast cut away, but doubtful.

clemenza, Thursday, 21 April 2022 01:23 (two years ago) link

Maybe tomorrow. Busy night with an infield single, a TOOTBLAN, and a run scored from first on a double.

He's also at 599 doubles.

Andy K, Thursday, 21 April 2022 01:27 (two years ago) link

I’m going to guess 600 is a lot!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 21 April 2022 01:28 (two years ago) link

“Today,” Miguel Cabrera said, “I will bunt.”

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) April 21, 2022

Andy K, Thursday, 21 April 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link

haha, i was just reading this headline

https://i.imgur.com/uvF54F5.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 April 2022 15:31 (two years ago) link

the classic intentionally-walk-the-batter-with-2999-hits

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 21 April 2022 19:37 (two years ago) link

I will say that is perhaps the only time I've really missed the old intentional walk. Could have enjoyed the crowd gradually realizing what was happening... the cadence of the boos developing with each pitch...... never forget what they took from you

— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) April 21, 2022

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 April 2022 20:05 (two years ago) link

1 of those 2,999 hits is an IBB he turned into a single against the O's in the mid-00s. My #1 miggy memory

, Thursday, 21 April 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link


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