Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

(xp) I wouldn't be so sure about that.

well I did stop going on my football messageboard because they were always banging on about how great socialism was and hijacking threads with messages of solidarity with BLM!

oh no I meant Tommy Robinson

Surely red

Cunts

well I suppose on some level Hodges has a point then, but making reductive comparisons with BLM protesters to pissed off Man U fans is extremely bad

Excellent hattrick

Gonna write a Spurs-themed death metal song called Eviscerating The Relegated

Some lovely pass and move stuff

Am reading that bale has now scored more goals than lamela since lamela replaced him eight years ago

“ For 90 minutes on Tyneside on Sunday something peculiar happened: it was possible to believe Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal really are “the new Invincibles” after all. ”

Lol U wot mate @ the start of the guardian coverage of yesterday’s game.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/may/02/act-of-desperation-is-ultimate-expression-of-fan-powerlessness

Again, in the coming days you will see the actions of this tiny minority grossly amplified in an attempt to recast the protest as some sort of violent riot.

no doubt some copper was horrifically injured by a flying stray rizla paper

Jose's gone to Roma!

Lol

Amazing

They're a historically underperforming club expected to finish 7th this year so he should feel at home.

Next Spurs manager odds on Rodgers, Parker, Nuno and Potter are all shortening with Naglesmann and Ten Hag both ruling themselves out.

RIP alan mcloughlin

Happy imago tears day everyone #stayingup #EzeEasy

don't care m8

more worried about football being city vs chelsea on a human face forever

Well, tuchel made a significant blow in the champions league pre match, pep is furious, they should have had a clear penalty at the end and aguero messed up,missing one earlier in the game, VAR a fucking mystery as usual, this made the champions league final pretty tasty, can't under estimate Chelsea on this form

the point is that everyone is bored to shit of both of those teams already, making the next twenty years very very boring indeed

well, you know, in this jizzneyland moneyball obscene spectacle of a game, I don't support either team but I'd prefer to watch them right now in a big game situation, than many teams or even my own team, arsenal

le sigh

Willian's touch there summing up his entire stint at Wolves

Finally

Nice goal.

Spine of a good team with the kids here, I hope we keep Vitinha, we probably shd have played Adama more central and stopped persevering with William months back

Sad to see Morgan Gibbs White's last game at the Wolves tho

OK Morgan prove me wrong

Classic post-match red for Maupay there

He's not the brightest.

on behalf of the thread i'd like to thank West Brom for taking part and we'll see you next year

boing

Boiler mascot an undoubted adornment to prem tbf

Burnley safe. Happy Bananaman Begins tears day everybody #littleleagues

Strongly agree with poster Imago -- City and Chelsea utterly tedious, soccer no longer of interest with these clubs dominant.

an appropriately bathetic title win for City there

Another 2nd minute goal from Benteke. Am I losing my mind or has he actually bagged a few this season?

might also put this in the Real England thread

Around 100 fans have gathered outside the Etihad to celebrate Man City’s Premier League title. pic.twitter.com/x32v4x2pXU

— Matt Critchley (@MattCritchley1) May 11, 2021

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Chelsea 0x1 Arsenal

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— Douglas OCTA (@DouglasMengo4) May 12, 2021

I almost wish Frank had still been around for this goal

Chelsea finishing 5th and losing both finals would make this whole season okay imo

lol Smith Rowe hasn't seen such woeful goalkeeping since he was on loan at Town

That’s a thing of beauty

Can't remember being this psyched for an Arsenal performance since Arshavin left tbh

lol what a shame for the bairns

ilx doesn't like tuchel?

not when he's marshalling the fuckin nazi party of uk football

Yeah im fine with him but the sooner he disavows and joins the resistance the better

city manage to make scoring backheel volleys boring

finally a Wolves match I'm available to watch.