Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 30 April 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
I have never been more nauseous than the day I found out that Hair Mayonnaise is a thing.
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― Hideous Lump, Friday, 30 April 2021 04:50 (two years ago) link
Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. It's made from very high-quality hair. Delicious.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 11:08 (two years ago) link
It's the blend of sink drain and shower drain you've been dreaming of!
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 30 April 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link
Tarchup sounds like something you use to fix your roof
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 12:40 (two years ago) link
shoulda mixed Ranch and Honey Mustard and sell it as Runny Mustard
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
I still haven't figured out where Wasabioli fits into the Wario/Waluigi canon
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 30 April 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link
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― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 April 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link
those kids will expire if they eat it
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
I do love these 'innovations' which are just like lazily mixing two existing things together in a way your kids have probably already done.
I remember, when I was young, accidentally discovering that mixing ketchup with honey (I believe it was) actually made for a passable sweet and sour sauce. Heinz, plz give me money for my new disgusting Ketchney/Honchup concoction.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
is Coke going to partner with other soda brands and market Coca-Cola Suicide?
(note, where did that name come from, anyway?)
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
Ha, it never occurred to me to wonder. I guess it's because of all the kids who died horribly after chugging a Big Red/Mr. Pibb blend.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 1 May 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
They're not supposed to tell you that the "secret sauce" is just ketchup and mustard mixed together.
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 1 May 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link
HANCH WINS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link
Never in doubt
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:30 (two years ago) link
Winner & still champion
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link
Hanchalanche!
― Kim, Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link
Out to Hanch.
― peace, man, Saturday, 1 May 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link
Down the hanch!
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link
I desperately want the advertising for these things to feature people just full-on shotgunning bottles of the stuff.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link
did any of you actually try any of these? Wasabioli seems like the only one I could stomach.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 July 2023 16:12 (nine months ago) link
Waiting patiently for TÁRcup
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 24 July 2023 16:15 (nine months ago) link