Look I like eating a nice butty as much as the next chappie but mine usually come with tackle on the other side, innit
― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 29 April 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link
table, you can talk more about your favourite butties over here - English Foods
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link
Past Critics' Darlings Re-evaluated as Dads?
― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 11:09 (two years ago) link
what's the last 'classic album' you got and were knocked up by?
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 July 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link
calling all ilxor libertarians!
― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link
Got a question for Christ?
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
Original dumb patterns
― sarahell, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
My CCR shame
... a Geir Hongro thread
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
My CBD Shame
― peace, man, Thursday, 29 July 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link
Has anyone on this pitch ever visted Peru?
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 30 July 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link
"thread of saying things"
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link
Click My Butthole
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link
How can you say you "LOVE EVERYTHING" when you dislike more of everything than you like?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 19 August 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link
'Literary Clusterfucks 2013' thread Clusterfucks 2021
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
post it writers you think are Brad
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link
goddamn itt
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcqm2WMUwAIt4Qz.jpg
― sarahell, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link
guess I shouldn’t have rejected it
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt
― sarahell, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:27 (two years ago) link
Can I vote a poll void?Can I poll a vote void?Can I void a vole pot?
― JoeStork, Friday, 17 September 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link
Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"
― ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 08:16 (two years ago) link
why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?
― brimstead, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link
Rank Prince Alberts
― Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link
Artists with one hit wonder paintings.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link
Do you like samphire?
― two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link
top five vegetable tbf
― imago, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link
Children behind bars
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:49 (two years ago) link
You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?
― ledge, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link
"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread
(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 1 April 2022 04:08 (two years ago) link
Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 April 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link
Name your favorite musical group with members?!Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTSI’ll start: The Beatles U2The Czech Philharmonic
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link
ILXZ
― butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link
Name your favorite musical group with members?!
MY DICK
― sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link
What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?
― THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link
For me, Burzum
what defines "Really Bad Threads"
― Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 10:59 (one year ago) link
Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link
Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling
― sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link
I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.
e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.
But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?
― Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link
She's got to be somebody's Hitler
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link
The KKK took my Hitler away
― Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
A picture of you, a picture of you in uniformStanding with your head held highHot down to the floor but it couldn't be youIt couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby
― Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link
Hitler sharkdo do do do do do
― jmm, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link
US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link
But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned
a fitting tribute to Baby
― sarahell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link
who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby
― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 June 2022 08:13 (one year ago) link
i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside
let's see
Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 09:47 (one year ago) link
Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler
― Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:09 (one year ago) link