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Look I like eating a nice butty as much as the next chappie but mine usually come with tackle on the other side, innit

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 29 April 2021 18:06 (three years ago) link

table, you can talk more about your favourite butties over here - English Foods

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:49 (three years ago) link

Past Critics' Darlings Re-evaluated as Dads?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 11:09 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

what's the last 'classic album' you got and were knocked up by?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 July 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

calling all ilxor libertarians!

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Got a question for Christ?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

Original dumb patterns

sarahell, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

My CCR shame

... a Geir Hongro thread

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

My CBD Shame

peace, man, Thursday, 29 July 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

Has anyone on this pitch ever visted Peru?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 30 July 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

"thread of saying things"

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link

Click My Butthole

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

How can you say you "LOVE EVERYTHING" when you dislike more of everything than you like?

pomenitul, Thursday, 19 August 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

'Literary Clusterfucks 2013' thread Clusterfucks 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

post it writers you think are Brad

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

goddamn itt

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcqm2WMUwAIt4Qz.jpg

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

guess I shouldn’t have rejected it

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt

sarahell, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:27 (two years ago) link

Can I vote a poll void?
Can I poll a vote void?
Can I void a vole pot?

JoeStork, Friday, 17 September 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 08:16 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?

brimstead, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

Rank Prince Alberts

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Artists with one hit wonder paintings.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

Do you like samphire?

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

top five vegetable tbf

imago, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Children behind bars

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:49 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?

ledge, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link

"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread

(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 1 April 2022 04:08 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 April 2022 20:08 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTS

I’ll start:

The Beatles
U2
The Czech Philharmonic

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

ILXZ

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

MY DICK

sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

For me, Burzum

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

what defines "Really Bad Threads"

Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 10:59 (one year ago) link

Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link

Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.

e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link

She's got to be somebody's Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link

The KKK took my Hitler away

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link

A picture of you, a picture of you in uniform
Standing with your head held high
Hot down to the floor but it couldn't be you
It couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link

Hitler shark
do do do do do do

jmm, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link

US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned

a fitting tribute to Baby

sarahell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link

who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 June 2022 08:13 (one year ago) link

i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside

let's see

Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)
Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)
Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)
Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)
Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)
Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)
Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)
Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)
Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)
I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)
When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 09:47 (one year ago) link

Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:09 (one year ago) link


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