Things You Just Don't Care About

that's most of the posts in this thread

* (north american sports) drafts

***** mock drafts

************** 're-running' the drafts of previous years given all that has been learned since

Amen to that.
And to foodstuff classification. Yes please tell me once again how a deep dish pizza should be called a casserole not a pizza, as if it fucking matters.

ok *rolls up sleeves, pulls out flowchart*

I hold with Ian Bogost’s metaphysics of Sandwich Monism, the core principle of which is that everything is a sandwich.

GD, pretty sure most of the people opining on foodstuff classification don't actually think it matters. There's a difference between pretending to care, as an unserious piece of jovial banter, and caring.

I care deeply about destroying western society’s addiction to boundary-drawing ontological discourse, since it stands in the way of queer liberation

Just like every cop is a criminal
And all the sandwiches are soups

Idk man ppl seem to be personally offended by the deep dish pizza thing in particular. But in general yes I agree, ymp.

oral histories of "iconic" pop culture moments

You got that thing about the Office on your Firefox new tab too, didn't you? Reminds me to disable that.

Ha, I just saw the same thing

Who the Republican "Conference Chair" is

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/16f/6d5/8642d5e6a40d0007b8a1ca2f1f359708c1-30-culture-art.rsquare.w330.jpg

anything to do with 'cheugy'

Until he started trending on social media today I had no idea so many people gave a shit about Dick Van Dyke

Not even the Andy Kaufman connection?

I guess I wasn't aware there was one! Everything I know about him I know from Nick at Nite, oh and that Luther from Coach is his brother

bill and melinda gates

Martin Bashir conning the people's princess.

OTM.
its going to be proper blitz news story for the weekend.
classic dead cat.

Mail/Telegraph will have a field day. Think I'll be avoiding papers even more than usual in next few days.

"arrest this man for being a scummy shit unprofessional journalist" wouldn't be a good precedent to set for the UK fourth estate. But also the who gives a flying fuck quotient is up in orbit.

Some ambitious little shitbag of journalist getting one over on a gormless chinless wonder from the British ruling class, what's the problem?

How much you earn. Ban money.

Yes, that's one of the things in life that I have least interest in.

You think you can keep on going living like a king
Oohh babe, but I strongly doubt it

I would like to offer some friendly perspective to William and Harry and say: chill out lads, you'd think someone had got murdered the way you two are going on.

So sick of seeing Diana's face on TV, with those big puppy dog eyes staring so beseechingly at the monster Bashir.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/a7/37/3da737a71ec1e1bef761e63de1af9aa8.jpg

Dying

that’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Stephen F, London

oh it’s not real. *sigh*

when Viz is funny it really is funny.

That was pretty funny; unfortunately, as a result, I, an American, now know who Jade Goody was.

Wait till you find out who Max Clifford was!

'cheeky bunny'

Whoever Bo Burnham is and whatever his schtick is. I certainly won't be finding out.

Is it Andy Burnham's labrador retriever?

he's some kind of youtube/netflix phenomena that the Graun gave a five star review to and about 99% less interesting to me than Andy's Labbie!

Kids in my school recommend him all the time. I tried one of his specials and quit, exhausted, after about 15 minutes.

Olivia Rodrigo

ha I knew it

Olivia Rodrigo Disney products

who the f&ck is naomi wolfe ?

edit : wolf, not wolfe.

lol this thread sucks so much, so consistently. For years now. You almost have to respect it

congratz for caring wins

I guess I've been on this beat for a while now:

well yeah this is the thread where we pointlessly list trending topics

― offshore syntax maven (wins), Friday, February 12, 2016 8:05 PM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

But you all must know that there are scripts that do this already right. Why not buy a tshirt that says you don't know who paris hilton is or whatever, scratch that 00s not even owning a TV itch