Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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my neighbors and uh, sorta unofficial godparents almost? from mid 20th century bkln, very italian american, often said "close the light," which baffled me. i never asked them about it.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 19:10 (three years ago) link

Another amusing direct-translation fail, from an old roommate from Equador: apparently the Spanish word for "namesake" can be used to address someone that actually is your namesake, so if he wanted to greet someone who happened to have the same name as him, he'd say "hey namesake, how ya doing?" He did that for years before learning that doesn't work in English.

European Stupor League (Lee626), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 19:11 (three years ago) link

eu usage of frown is a totally new on e on me

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link

John Prine says “Cathy was closing the lights” in Far From Me, so maybe it’s not just a Quebec thing.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:08 (three years ago) link

There's actually a wikipedia page for Quebec English (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quebec_English) full of expressions I hear all the time, though not generally from people whose first language is English.

I've been known to use: 'delay' (in the sense of 'délai'), 'soft drink' (all the time, I would never say 'soda' or 'pop'), 'pass' (occasionally, when talking about the bus), 'dep' (it would be extremely weird not to if you live here), 'metro' (instead of 'subway' – always, without exception), 'stage' (instead of 'internship' – sometimes), 'terrace' (pronounced à la française, obviously – 'terr-uhss' is utterly alien to me), 'take a decision' (had to force myself to stop saying that one when I was younger), 'we're Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday, etc.' (sometimes), I drop the 'do' when asking questions (sometimes, in colloquial settings), I definitely distinguish between 'marry' and 'merry', I pronounce all place names like a local (duh), and that's about it, really. Also, 'all-dressed' and 'cégep' are hardly false cognates.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link

I never use 'close the lights' because it was drilled into kid me that you're not supposed to say 'fermer la lumière' either.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

grew up hearing close = humid from my coal-mining elders in western pennsylvania, which may well have come from their coal-mining elders in the uk

xp I would never say 'soda' or 'pop'

or 'pepsi'?

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:35 (three years ago) link

I mean, if it's an actual Pepsi, sure. Unless you're talking about the obsolete slur, in which case… no, definitely not.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

he'd say "hey namesake, how ya doing?" He did that for years before learning that doesn't work in English.

it works even if it's not a thing, and anyone who didn't enjoy him doing it to them is lame and dull

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:38 (three years ago) link

'terrace' (pronounced à la française, obviously – 'terr-uhss' is utterly alien to me)

Where I live this word is pronounced "terr-iss," which is also how you pronounce "terrorist."

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link

Montreal anglophones say “make dodo” to kids— “go to sleep” which I understand comes from French.

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:52 (three years ago) link

lol

yeah it’s “fais dodo” in french

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:54 (three years ago) link

Where I live this word is pronounced "terr-iss," which is also how you pronounce "terrorist."

Does it describe the same thing (bar/restaurant/café outdoor seating)? I'm guessing not, since ime everyone says 'patio' outside of Quebec.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

"terrace" = balcony or rooftop area with seats
"patio" = bar/restaurant/café outdoor seating (ground level)

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 22:00 (three years ago) link

It also bears noting that, barring a handful of notable exceptions, Quebec English is remarkably un-Frenchified given the context, whereas Quebec French is chock-full of anglicisms. It's never been a two-way street.

xp ah, interesting, so it's not completely off either.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 22:02 (three years ago) link

Huh, I picked up a habit of saying "shut the light" years ago and couldnt work out why, but it must have been the Quebecois ex.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 23:29 (three years ago) link

Well, you shut the lights off don't you?

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 23:47 (three years ago) link

In fact...

"Shut the light, shut the shade
You don't have to be afraid
I'll be your baby tonight"

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 23:52 (three years ago) link

... and that's a Nobel Prize winner there.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 23:57 (three years ago) link

I could never get with the idea that some people in the construction industry referred to switches as "rockers" as in "maybe it's a faulty rocker". Like maybe just say switch instead because that describes what it is and what its function is perfectly.

calzino, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:01 (three years ago) link

You frown with both imo

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:05 (three years ago) link

>:(

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:23 (three years ago) link

xxpost I think that's a thing where laypeople just think of rocker switches as switches, whereas electricians deal with a variety of switches and don't consider how weird it sounds to laypeople when they refer them as rockers.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link

you frown with your butt

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:35 (three years ago) link

Metro / boulot / dodo

(Commute/work/sleep)

Ezra Kleina Nachtmusik (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 00:57 (three years ago) link

xp - the "rockers" for switches thing I've noticed in several industries, where they refuse to adopt the lay term. Like how computer manufacturers until recently insisted on calling portable computers "notebooks", even though everyone calls them "laptops". I hear telecom industry people speak of a "wireline"; to everyone else it's a landline.

Curious about the "metro" for subway thing though. I've from the Washington DC area where the local subway is usually called the "metro" too (parts of it literally aren't a subway as it pops aboveground in the suburbs), but I've always considered "metro" the name of *this* subway, not any subway. Just like BART is the San Francisco subway or "the tube" is the London subway or the Boston subway is sometimes "the T". I almost always call the DC subway "the metro" but would never call the London or NYC subway that.

European Stupor League (Lee626), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

In French, it's always 'métro', which is why even anglophone Montrealers call it that in English.

Beyond that, however, London's Metropolitan Railway inaugurated the history of rapid transit in 1863 so it's likely that the abbreviated version stuck even in parts of North America.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 28 April 2021 01:36 (three years ago) link

Bit of whiplash in the last minute as I went from realizing, on seeing the abbreviation FKA elsewhere, that the FKA in FKA Twigs stood for 'formerly known as', to discovering that in fact, despite her being known as just Twigs for a time, the FKA doesn't stand for 'formerly known as', according to her anyway, and is just "a selection of letters that sounded quite kind of masculine and strong".

Alba, Friday, 30 April 2021 02:29 (three years ago) link

i do not believe that at all

mookieproof, Friday, 30 April 2021 03:47 (three years ago) link

does that mean my pronunciation of "fucker Twigs" is correct after all?

assert (MatthewK), Friday, 30 April 2021 04:24 (three years ago) link

Of course, somebody in R.E.M. once claimed that the name didn't stand for anything, they just liked the dots.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 30 April 2021 04:28 (three years ago) link

Boss likes dots

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 04:42 (three years ago) link

dots man gets paid?

mookieproof, Friday, 30 April 2021 04:43 (three years ago) link

Irmin Schmidt used to tell people CAN stood for Communism Anarchism Nihilism.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Friday, 30 April 2021 07:54 (three years ago) link

Political Unrest Stabilize Society, YES

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 12:32 (three years ago) link

KMFDM really means what I think it means and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

pplains, Friday, 30 April 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

That the first word in King Kong is the royal title and the name of the ape is simply Kong. I guess it's understandable that it wasn't translated into Norwegian, as "kong Kong" might look a bit silly.

anatol_merklich, Friday, 30 April 2021 13:49 (three years ago) link

In clearly specious name origin claims, there was also “ In an early promotional interview, Vedder said that the name "Pearl Jam" was a reference to his great-grandmother Pearl, who was married to a Native American and had a special recipe for peyote-laced jam.”

Kim, Friday, 30 April 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

There's a whole lot of speculation about that name, another origin (from Jeff Ament) gives Neil Young credit for the "Jam" part:

Neil Young, of course, would go on to be one of Pearl Jam’s biggest mentors.

And on this one night in 1991, the three band members watched in amazement as Young stretched a few key songs on and on for hours. “He played, like, nine songs over three hours. Every song was like a fifteen- or twenty-minute jam," Ament told Rolling Stone in 2006. "So that's how 'jam' got added on.”

Ament soon turned to his longtime bandmate Gossard and simply said, “What about Pearl Jam?”

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 April 2021 14:10 (three years ago) link

it's cum

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 14:10 (three years ago) link

Thin white rope was already taken.
As was 10cc.

Stevolende, Friday, 30 April 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

Lovin spoonful too.

Stevolende, Friday, 30 April 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

God, rock is awful

Alba, Friday, 30 April 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

Do we need a 'bands whose names are probably references to semen' thread? I think we almost certainly do.

You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link

the jizz is on mary chain

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link

Threads you were shockingly old when you clicked Remove Bookmark

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:14 (three years ago) link

jesus, had never made that connection with 10cc or lovin spoonful, ick

Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 April 2021 17:39 (three years ago) link

Cream was actually named after Jack Bruce's family's dairy farm iirc

Frumious Cumberbatch (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 30 April 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link

what do u think the "Wall Street Shuffle" alluded to

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 17:49 (three years ago) link


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