WDYLL 2021

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hi, Karl!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 April 2021 12:55 (three years ago) link

luv u, bb

Clay, Saturday, 24 April 2021 22:19 (three years ago) link

a confluence of discussing athleisure wear, humpty hump, and just noticing that a wdyll thread exists compelled me to post this:

https://i.postimg.cc/xTnk6t9Y/blah.jpg

joygoat, Saturday, 24 April 2021 22:44 (three years ago) link

oh no are you being given a purple nurple

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:44 (three years ago) link

wait, what's a purple nurple?

(i feel like this is the moment in middle school just before you get dunked in a toilet)

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:50 (three years ago) link

(also, HAI everyone! <3 it's crazy how a 7-day ILX break feels like an eternity to me, but it has been a very good time. i feel very good. i'm also taking this opportunity to go full-on BEARDO, i don't give a fuck! last time i got this far i looked in the mirror and resembled my dad, and it was so fucking weird that i immediately shaved. this time, the mirrors are foggy and hang above compost toilets at 90% capacity. it's not a place to dwell or think. or to shave. so i will pass across that mysterious hair-length border that i ran up against a year ago, this time only knowing it by touch. and by smell. for i am smelly. not today, i just took a shower. but starting tomorrow, and again for a long time, yes, very smelly. lol!

"Key West" was the song of 2020

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 23:53 (three years ago) link

but yes, i will report in with a full on beard update on May 5! i am downloading some more music for the next ll-day cabin binge.

but also, i must say that Éliane Radigue's "kyema", from trilogie de la mort, has been especially excellent. there's this part about 30 or 40 minutes in where it just dissolves to static noise. hard to explain how good that sounds against the backdrop audio of mostly quiet, occasionally bird-crossed forest noise. but it gets there so gradually that it's no shock at all, in fact it is extremely, even unsettlingly pleasant. and then about 5 to 10 minutes later, it's been transformed back into another drone. i don't think it ever comes back, after that. but very good!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

"Key West" was not the song of 2020, let me just take that back. but i fucking love that song

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:03 (three years ago) link

Hah I drove past Cedarburg today and was thinking “hmm I wonder how KM is doing out there”

frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:18 (three years ago) link

is that close?! i'm near Omro, now, but my main spot is near the Rubicon. to get there, some might say, you have to "cross the" county line and any number of private property lines, but it's in a beautiful spot! there is a lot of land, there is a guy there that wanders and forages and knows about mushrooms, and he tells me about the medicinal and druggy effects of local plants.

:D

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:31 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/HMCc6za.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link

wow, chicago has changed

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:42 (three years ago) link

At last -- wilderness reclaimed it!

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link

Blame glaciers.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 April 2021 00:47 (three years ago) link

is that close?! i'm near Omro, now, but my main spot is near the Rubicon

the one time I went to Rubicon I took I-43 to Cedarberg and went west for 25 miles or so. I think it's about an hour away from me. Omro's around Fond Du Lac but I've never been there. Anyway if you take the long way home and wind up near Sheboygan hit me up, I dunno about mushrooms but we got a nice brewery here. anyway, hope you find what you're looking for out there

frogbs, Sunday, 25 April 2021 01:26 (three years ago) link

after

https://i.imgur.com/LjePs0M.jpg

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 02:38 (two years ago) link

https://phildellio.tripod.com/understand.jpg

You never understand me.

clemenza, Friday, 7 May 2021 03:55 (two years ago) link

<3

what's the print to your right?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:56 (two years ago) link

it's lovely

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 03:56 (two years ago) link

Seurat's "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte." I did not have that memorized.

clemenza, Friday, 7 May 2021 03:57 (two years ago) link

🔥

willem, Friday, 7 May 2021 07:58 (two years ago) link

Great pic! Is that Porsche stanced or is it just a trick of the lens?

peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lupeSDr.jpg

There's a pun in here somewhere

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2021 11:05 (two years ago) link

DJ Giraffelstein

willem, Friday, 7 May 2021 11:16 (two years ago) link

Clearly we didn't check what each other was wearing before leaving the house

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Friday, 7 May 2021 11:30 (two years ago) link

https://www.chortle.co.uk/images/photos/small/swiss-toni.jpg

xps

calzino, Friday, 7 May 2021 11:32 (two years ago) link

Karl, stop posting photos before I start crushing on you.

Or maybe that's your intention?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 May 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/E37ztYe.jpg

The ILX is powered by a naturally aspirated 2.4-liter I-4 producing 201 hp and 180 lb-ft of torque. This engine drives the front wheels through an eight-speed dual-clutch automatic transmission. In MotorTrend testing, the ILX reached 60 mph in 6.4 seconds.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 7 May 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

missed opportunity for "reached 51 mph in 7.7 seconds" but your picture is great.

peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link

Little car, big Karl, or big car, bigger Karl.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link

Honey I Blew Up The Karl

emil.y, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

Big Karl on Little Car

peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

The Postman's Always King-Sized

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 May 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

Great pic! Is that Porsche stanced or is it just a trick of the lens?

― peace, man, Friday, 7 May 2021 10:53 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Thanks! No modifications, just a regular 911 993 Carrera 4. Maybe it's that the phone that took it has more cameras on it than all my previous phones put together.

Peter Greenaway's Fleetwood Mac (S-), Saturday, 8 May 2021 02:36 (two years ago) link

Nice. Also, thanks for the dn.

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 00:08 (two years ago) link

https://i.ibb.co/vxqDsRm/C71-ABFFF-D76-D-40-EB-AD10-A15-E1-FF4-B53-C.jpg

chilling w some llamas & a one-eyed zdonkey on block island tbh

johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

I don't check this thread often enough but what a treat to see ilx legend Johnny crunch

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

hard agree

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

"tbh"

Why, should we normally expect people to lie about which New England island they're chilling at? Is "a one-eyed zdonkey" a former ilxor?

Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link

because you should never trust what an ilxor says

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

"Wait a minute... that's Martha's Vineyard! I've been had!"

Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

heres a better shot of the majestic zeedonk, she deserves to be seen

https://i.ibb.co/t8pxTtK/38-DFEE9-E-75-A3-47-D6-953-C-EE7407-B9-D8-C5.png

johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

ok, I had assumed that zdonkey was just a typo.

peace, man, Friday, 14 May 2021 10:40 (two years ago) link

Don’t you know that when you assume, it makes an… uh...

epistantophus, Friday, 14 May 2021 11:19 (two years ago) link

everybody's got zdomething to hide cept for me and my zdonkey

class project pat (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link

Pry the mask from my cold dead face

https://i.imgur.com/OHr8LZy.jpg

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 May 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UwKdaiZ.jpg

i shaved my pr beardo after that, and added other things to the painting. they're wip, but mostly done, in the way that i feel like i'm zach_tbd right now tbh. ;D moving into my new studio this week and it feels really good. bleeeeeaeh! :D

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 05:32 (two years ago) link

btw, no joke, that was the first new clean white t-shift i had worn in worn in like TEN YEARS! i know that's gross, but it's pretty much true. there may have been a clean t-shirt or two somewhere 8-9 years ago. but i went to Target and bought a nice FRESH t-shirt for this trip, and it made all the difference. thank you so much!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link


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