Haw :)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 23 April 2021 06:02 (two years ago) link
these celebrity leftists always have a few good takes, that's how they get you
― Left, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:30 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Why don't you fuck off and stop bringing everybody down, you miserable puritanical cunt?
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:54 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
in conclusion, Charlie Chaplin was a land of contrasts.
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:55 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
killed me
― flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 April 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link
Would've extended the (already edited) sequence to cap off with:
eat shit
― Left, Saturday, April 24, 2021 1:34 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
fuck men
― avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Saturday, 24 April 2021 21:49 (two years ago) link
(Re Bill and Melinda Gates divorce)
Their press release states that they will continue to run it together, so it seems probable that it will keep the name.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:38 AM bookmarkflaglink
who gets which hemisphere
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:47 AM bookmarkflaglink
which hemisphereWait, what are we talking about exactly?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
Kennedy's brain
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 8:53 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link
Do we need a 'bands whose names are probably references to semen' thread? I think we almost certainly do.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:09 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
the jizz is on mary chain
― A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 30 April 2021 16:11 (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 01:25 (two years ago) link
My mum always says stupid is as stupid does
― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 4:56 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
She’s a fucking dimwit though
― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, May 4, 2021 4:56 AM (six hours ago)
― rob, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
I LOLed.
― Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link
I thought that was the pinefox at first. It would have been out of character, to say the least.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link
That’s the downside of parody screen names, innocent posters get associated with my orrible posts
― Pinefox reviews Reviews (wins), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link
Life is like a box of chocolates: figuring out what's what requires a bit of reading
― rob, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link
Dru Tat...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link
1. Growlin' Dog2. Rockin' Rock3. The Eternity of Always4. Stairway to Tears of Rain in Heaven5. Hallucination Mountain6. Drummin' Sticks7. Headed for a Location8. When the Water Floods― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive)
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 6 May 2021 10:02 (two years ago) link
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 6 May 2021 10:24 (two years ago) link
call me old fashioned but i still think sweatpants (joggers are sweatpants) in public are only appropriate when you are going to or from the gym
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Friday, April 23, 2021 4:50 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
old fashioned
― lag∞n, Friday, April 23, 2021 7:33 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink
why did I laff so hard, so long
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
not sure
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 May 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
probably best to ask a medical professional
― rob, Monday, 10 May 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link
excited to read this mlb.com article
https://i.imgur.com/iBn1LcI.png
― yr local jerk, (Karl Malone), Thursday, May 13, 2021 11:16 AM (eleven minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink
Writer’s dad pumped for son’s first headline
― Michael F Gill, Thursday, May 13, 2021 11:19 AM (seven minutes ago)
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
baseball-related; no need to know anything about baseball
In a very deep field, that has to be one of the most Oniony non-Onion headlines I've ever seen.
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 14 May 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
Why do so many people (billionaires) want to go to space?
Guillotines need gravity to work.
― BlackIronPrison, Monday, 7 June 2021 15:03 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― your passion oozzes from the (ultros ultros-ghali), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link
:)
― imago, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
Yes but being blown out of the cargo bay into space without a spacesuit on requires being in space, so
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link
in space you cannot have a last cigarette.
― calzino, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link
it's true, but in space you can use those little thrusters on each side of the capsule to do lateral movements. would be fun to exhaust bezos out of the cargo port and then just baaaaaarely thrust away from him so it shoots him off in the other direction (toward the sun)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
let's see where your lordship over global supply chains gets you THEN, jeff
the middle of the sun - that's where christ lives
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link
His fiery Throne
― imago, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link
the sad thing is, i'm pretty sure bezos really DOES have an iron man suit prototype somewhere deep down in his cargo shorts, and he would probably annihilate the sun and claim this solar system as a new base for his galaxy supply chain
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link
you could also attach those little thrusters to the guillotine blade. the ops folks at amazon always find a way to execute.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link
^^
frequently bought together:
guillotine blade refill packthruster fuelparty hats
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link
make him wear one of those little crepe-paper crowns
― imago, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
this is probably terrorism. mods pls delete
"Your love is like Sam Kin-i-son"
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, June 10, 2021 10:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
hahaha
totally nonsensical without the context but I laughed
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link
there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
it's wwhat killed him
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
ground control to papa john's
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 11 June 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link
random originally meant fast
― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
your mom was so random last night
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:51 (two years ago) link
― peace, man, Friday, June 11, 2021 7:20 AM (one hour ago) bo
omigod
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:54 (two years ago) link
that's great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
give my slice my love
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link
For heream I sitting in a tin pan
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link
I'm not a thin crust or a deep pan man.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link
Wham bam deep pan man!
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
Got rocket topping, ewBut there's nothing I can do
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link
Ashes to ashes, funk to funkyWe know Major Tom's a junkieStrung out in heaven's highHitting an all-time low
toppings on toppings, pepperoniwe know major tom loves mushroomsonions and sausage, alrightshitting an all-time flow
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 June 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
oh sorry, i left my reference sheet above
Golden Crusts, Gold Deep Deep Deep Dish
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link
I know when to carry outI know when to order inGet things done
I tip delivery boysBut things don't really changeComplaining on the phoneThat I never saw my pie!But I try....
― The Sarsgaard-Skarsgård Scotchgard (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
I came in the doorI said it beforeI never put pineapple on my pizza no more
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link
There's a 'za, man, waiting in the skywe'd like to put on toppingsbut they say plain slice is fine
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link