hot ranchbarely 21hot ranchlooking for big fun
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link
I guess this is an object lesson in finding that sweet spot between pouring too much time + money into focus testing a new product and giving your burnout teenage nephew a multimillion dollar budget to invent and name an entire product line for you.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link
tar and ketchup, together at last
― intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 19:37 (three years ago) link
Someone in that Twitter thread said "so Heinz, if you combine tartar sauce with baby back barbecue sauce, are you going to call the result TarBaby" and I haven't recovered yet
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link
The stink of desperation hangs all around these products.
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link
idk these just seem like when old navy starts putting out last years styles... like aren’t these all just sauces they serve with calamari and stuff at “gastropubs” and places called Twine & Hay? they have wacky names yes
― brimstead, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Friday, 30 April 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
I have never been more nauseous than the day I found out that Hair Mayonnaise is a thing.
https://images.heb.com/is/image/HEBGrocery/prd-small/organics-hair-mayonnaise-000481163.jpg
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 30 April 2021 04:50 (two years ago) link
Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. It's made from very high-quality hair. Delicious.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 11:08 (two years ago) link
It's the blend of sink drain and shower drain you've been dreaming of!
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 30 April 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link
Tarchup sounds like something you use to fix your roof
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 12:40 (two years ago) link
shoulda mixed Ranch and Honey Mustard and sell it as Runny Mustard
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 13:18 (two years ago) link
I still haven't figured out where Wasabioli fits into the Wario/Waluigi canon
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Friday, 30 April 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link
https://uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/mr-show-sketch-heinz-mayomust-jpg.jpeg
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 April 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link
those kids will expire if they eat it
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:01 (two years ago) link
I do love these 'innovations' which are just like lazily mixing two existing things together in a way your kids have probably already done.
I remember, when I was young, accidentally discovering that mixing ketchup with honey (I believe it was) actually made for a passable sweet and sour sauce. Heinz, plz give me money for my new disgusting Ketchney/Honchup concoction.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link
is Coke going to partner with other soda brands and market Coca-Cola Suicide?
(note, where did that name come from, anyway?)
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
Ha, it never occurred to me to wonder. I guess it's because of all the kids who died horribly after chugging a Big Red/Mr. Pibb blend.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 April 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 1 May 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link
They're not supposed to tell you that the "secret sauce" is just ketchup and mustard mixed together.
― Adoration of the Mogwai (Deflatormouse), Saturday, 1 May 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link
HANCH WINS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link
Never in doubt
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:30 (two years ago) link
Winner & still champion
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link
Hanchalanche!
― Kim, Saturday, 1 May 2021 03:43 (two years ago) link
Out to Hanch.
― peace, man, Saturday, 1 May 2021 12:45 (two years ago) link
Down the hanch!
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:47 (two years ago) link
I desperately want the advertising for these things to feature people just full-on shotgunning bottles of the stuff.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Saturday, 1 May 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link
did any of you actually try any of these? Wasabioli seems like the only one I could stomach.
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 July 2023 16:12 (eight months ago) link
Waiting patiently for TÁRcup
― fair but so uncool beliefs here (Eric H.), Monday, 24 July 2023 16:15 (eight months ago) link