Earworm mashups: the thread for having multiple songs stuck in your head

this belongs in a misheard lyrics thread instead but just to follow up on your mashup, epistantophus, when I was a kid and that song was everywhere, I thought it was

Now check this out, one day back in Philly
Four guys, one of 'em silly

And henceforth it shall ever be when I listen to the song

Currently in my head:

That's when I reach for my revolver /
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia

Daniel Johnston/Camper Van Beethoven

Some things last a long time
So, take the skinheads bowling take them bowling

We don't need no satisfaction
I can't get no education
We don't need no girl reaction
We don't need no thought control

In London Town, there's just no
Place for street fighting maaaan

butthole surfers - "movin down to florida"
and
the countdown music from UK daytime word quiz "countdown"

rubber ducky, i'm awfully fond of you!
when I feel blue in the night
and I need you to hold me tight
whenever I want you
all I have to do is dream

Lol

september reverses, and the equinoxes fli-ip
it's a clean machine ( bugle solo )

all by myself / life on mars

Erasure: "oooh sometimes"
Tiffany: "there doesn't seem to be anyone around"

That's a good one

Bob the Buil-der
Who? Who? Who?
Bob the Buil-der
Who let the dogs out?

For the last week I've had the lyrics of Paperback Writer to the tune of Temporary Secretary stuck in my head.

ohhhhh... they're kind of the same song aren't they?

i've come to that conclusion, yes.

I saw you on the poster, your song is the bomb and you're outrageous (sure)
I see you're living' large with your crib and your cars and that's just great, but
Like "Oh my God, who is she?"
I get drunk on jealousy
But you'll come back each time you leave
'Cause you can't handle me

ha!

oh yeah

One that goes two separate ways:

Beautiful South- Funny how quick the milk turns sour, isn't it, isn't it?
Your face has been looking like that for hours, hasn't it, hasn't it?
(Alisha's Attic: I click my heels together three times, it sparks a little but nothing happens)
/Promises, promises turn to dust
Wedding bells just turn to rust

Whitney: And when the night falls
My loneliness calls

Madonna's "La Isla Bonita", Lady Gaga's "Alejandro", and ABBA's "Fernando" sometimes blur together into one song in my head.

Electronic "Getting Away With It" / Psychedelic Furs "Love My Way"

Sunday is gloomy
My hours are slumberless
Dearest the shadows
I live with the numberless
Little white flowers
Tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Madonna's "La Isla Bonita", Lady Gaga's "Alejandro", and ABBA's "Fernando" sometimes blur together into one song in my head.

― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r),

I would swap out "Fernando" for "Bailamos", but pretty much

Well, she does say "Fernando" in "Alenjandro"

level 42 - lessons in love
dolly parton - 9to 5
blondie - heart of glass

Right now it's a sloppy collision of Three Lions and Merry Christmas Everybody

Football's on the wall
Thirty years of Christmas
Jules Rimet's a sleigh
Santa and his reindeer
So here it is Merry football
Got three reindeers on me shirt
Look to the future now
The football's just begun
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's Christmas
Football's having fun
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's Christmas
Football's just begun

nightmare fuel

So here it is Merry Football
Everybody's coming home

repeated with increasing echo and calliope noises as the protagonist struggles to keep eyes open, camera turns and twists, losing focus, the image begins to duplicate and revolve around itself as if in a kaleidoscope

protagonist = Steven Toast obv

are we human or are we dancer?
get along lonesome bulldog in spring

I was just reminded of "Nobody's Fool" by Cinderella and when trying to remember it, it fused with "Screwing Yer Courage" by Team Dresch in my head: "I count the falling tears, they fall before my eyes/Just like so much corn in late July"

My boyfriend's back
And you're gonna be in trouble
But when you worry you make it double
Don't worry
Be happy

Haha

lol

The Devil went down to Georgia
and he stuck it up in the air
He said I sure do love this big brown beaver
and I wish I had myself a pair

Woke up with that gem in my head, thanks brain

omg

julee cruise "into the night" & the magmaesque funk vamp from the OG 1980s "She-Ra"

That time then and once again
I'm bouncing 'round the room
That time then and once again
...and all the Philly steaks you can eat

to be fair, you really can mentally put "and all the Philly steaks you can eat" at the end of pretty much any stanza in pop music

And I encourage everyone to do so

In the day, we sweat it out on the streets
Of a runaway American dream
At night, we ride through mansions of glory
...and all the Philly steaks you can eat

bingo

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it

TOUT TOUT POUR MA CHERIE, MA CHERIE
TOUT TOUT POUR MA CHERIE, MA CHERIE

For some reason I hear just enough melodic similarity in "Hold Me Now" and "Here, There, and Everywhere" that I inadvertently mash these lyrics up:

You say I'm a dreamer, we're two of a kind
Both of us searching for some perfect world
We know we'll never find

Each one believing that love never dies
Watching their eyes
And hoping I'm always there

Don't turn around
Der Kommissar's in town
Can't touch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSO-E3VJ2jw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbJzzzFN25g

when you're sliding into first
and you feel something burst
Maybe it's the best thing for you
But it's the worst that could happen to me