Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

it's very unfortunate that one of these numerous flights the degenerate pig took on private jets didn't make season 3 of air crash confidential

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzPXsUaVUAQJLf0?format=jpg&name=900x900

pretty hard to attack the tories on corruption when your general secretary is one of your many party chums who are bang at it themselves.

You’re witnessing the early stages of a combover here. The five stages of bald grief pic.twitter.com/xPpmBbT47B

— The Gordon Jackson Five (in mourning) (@weemoxy1) April 17, 2021

it won't be Greensill that kiboshes Rishi's irresistible rise to the top, one day the wind will change direction and expose his combover!

From yesterday, when The Daily Star went agitprop.

Haha gotta love the Daily Star 😀 pic.twitter.com/cJYj5Rwrf5

— GlennA (@GlennAirey) April 17, 2021

the long 90's is back baby!

Tories are definitely getting the jitters over this. Doesn't take much to get a Tory worried about losing his seat though.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzSs-4JUYAYyLrr?format=jpg&name=medium

Vote for Kieth he's a not very tall boss wanker and he doesn't like to talk about it!

Thread on 'hearts and minds / win the working class' proposals from Healey, Jarvis and others:

📚 HEARTS AND MINDS: WINNING THE WORKING-CLASS VOTE📚

To win an election the Labour Party needs to rebuild its connection with working-class voters in every corner of the UK. Read our new publication, edited by @JohnHealey_MP https://t.co/Hw4vkui1iG #heartsandminds pic.twitter.com/bOJFONkyFg

— The Fabian Society (@thefabians) April 19, 2021

Does not seem markedly different from the current Starmer bromides on any of the issues discussed, tbh.

"Little has changed since George Orwell decried the left’s hostility to patriotism"

little might have changed in Barnsley you flag-fucking moron, but otherwise the world is a completely different place to the fucking 1940's

"Little has changed since William of Ockham decried the temporal power of the Avignon Papacy"

What we could have had pic.twitter.com/idcsrWsJoZ

— Marcus Barnett (@marcusbarnett_) April 18, 2021

🚨⚽️ | BREAKING: Boris Johnson says he will make sure that the European Super League doesn’t go ahead as it stands

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) April 19, 2021

Boris in spotting an opportunity for some grandstanding shockah!

Kieitgh needs to get out in front of this one and be the first politician to enthusiastically back the super league

he's just requested all spurs fans get ejected from the focus group

Today's character.

Do millenials ever stop to consider how ludicrous it is that most are paying more in rent each month than they would if they had a mortgage on the same property? They're working to pay off their landlord's mortgage, funding their lifestyle. All for the sake of a mortgage deposit.

— Paul Sweeney (@PaulJSweeney) April 18, 2021

Keith Starmer finally meets the public pic.twitter.com/JCztF4JLE5

— black lives matter (@jrc1921) April 19, 2021

landlord is an anti-masker dick, but still is it really necessary for Kieth's gorilla to go in so heavy

Do millenials ever stop to consider how ludicrous it is that most are paying more in rent each month than they would if they had a mortgage on the same property? They're working to pay off their landlord's mortgage, funding their lifestyle. All for the sake of a mortgage deposit.
— Paul Sweeney (@PaulJSweeney) April 18, 2021

If Paul Sweeney would like to give me the money I had in my savings, trying to get on the property ladder, paying a shop landlord for a year I couldn’t open it after regular threats of getting the bailiffs in and wanting to take us to court, II would happily stop to consider this. But some of us don’t have time to be so angry we explode.

Starmer: He’s lucky I don’t just open up a 24hr court right in his pub and lock him up.

Bouncer: Yes Boss.

— The Trashies (@TheTrashiesUK) April 19, 2021

corbz would have attempted to engage with this fule, kieth is always in boss-wanker mode so he can't talk to the public in all the fucked up forms they come in and situations will escalate like they did here. He's such a hopeless cowardly lump of ham.

bit worried about myself that I can't wring any enjoyment out of kieth being thrown out of a pub, it all seems just grim now.

every time this pathetic clown publicly fails to be liked and makes a complete arse out of himself it gives me a super-mario boost rush and next thing I've done the washing up in ten seconds!

landlord is an anti-masker dick, but still is it really necessary for Kieth's gorilla to go in so heavy

― calzino, Monday, 19 April 2021 bookmarkflaglink

Love how the gorilla actually looked like Keith

lol yeah, maybe he recently watched Kagemusha and had the idea of hiring a thug as a double as well as a bodyguard!

Cool!

A report on race published last month by the British government repackaged racist tropes, distorted history and normalized white supremacy, a UN panel of human rights experts said on Monday.https://t.co/SGzWoNN8TT

— The New York Times (@nytimes) April 19, 2021

Cue some repackaged racist tropes about the UN

ONS has new employment data out this morning. 813,000 fewer payrolled employees than a year ago. 53.7% of them younger than 25. 24.5% of them were aged 25 to 34 years.

— Jim Dickinson (@jim_dickinson) April 20, 2021

Double the numbers registered for Universal Credit than there were last January I believe

recall reading last year they'd restarted the merciless sanctions regime that was such a big hit pre-rona. I presume they are taking a less gung-ho approach to it still or least I've not heard much about people on the sharp end of them so much recently - or perhaps it's just completely normalised background noise now.

I'll just say it's still possible to get sanctioned

Interesting stats from @Autonomy_UK - the South of England has been hit harder by unemployment than the North whereas rates were 50% higher pre-Covid. Unemployment tracker here: https://t.co/uqq1noyOj1 pic.twitter.com/ZCiX9smSON

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 20, 2021

What they mean by the South of England is London, which the Tories don't give a fuck about anyway.

I’d really like to think a minister briefing that he’s resignation-furious because Our Boys won’t be given immunity from prosecution for war crimes and genocide would be a wakey-wakey moment but I’ve assumed things like this a thousand times before, and they never are.

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) April 20, 2021

war crimes and genocide is a proud british tradition, it’s what make this nation great

it's not a war crime if you're in the right ffs

I’d totally missed this as well

Confirmed - Gvt to exempt torture, genocide & crimes against humanity from new protections against prosecution for troops.
 
MoD spox: “We have listened to concerns, & in order to send a powerful message to the intl community amendments will be made to the Overseas Ops Bill” https://t.co/cESLM4ziLL

— Lucy Fisher (@LOS_Fisher) April 20, 2021

I... am more upset by this than I expected to be.

Labour lauding Johnny Mercer for attempting to prevent British soldiers being tried for genocide and war crimes is disgusting. You’re being outflanked on human rights by Boris Johnson here. https://t.co/OxKi5XVlAp

— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 20, 2021

I know we’re all bored of the BBC being terrible but...

Conservative MP Johnny Mercer has resigned as a defence minister, Downing Street has announced.

Mr Mercer said he had been "forced" to offer to resign over the scope of a government law designed to protect veterans from unfounded prosecutions.

British soldiers who served in Northern Ireland are to be excluded from the bill, which MPs will debate on Wednesday.

Why would anyone object to Mercer’s bill if it’s meant to protect from ‘unfounded prosecutions’? Why would you need to exclude Northern Ireland?

Overseas operations
Northern Ireland
Overseas operations

Etc etc

Justice.https://t.co/zOy6vtZ6sr

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) April 20, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lf0A3JuxjU

remember Jean Charles de Menezes, Kieth?

He could ask Cressida Dick.

Coincidence? I think not. H/t @SirPaulHartley pic.twitter.com/l7NiMAYYCb

— It's real 🍊 🍊 🍊 (@StefGotBooted) April 21, 2021

This is good from Wail Qasim

https://www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2021/april/1782-deaths-but-no-convictions

Progressive politics 2021: Labour MP calls for Indians to be banned from entering UK, video approvingly tweeted by "March for Change," retweeted by "People's NHS" https://t.co/9IdK5Aq9gS

— James E. Baldwin (@james_e_baldwin) April 20, 2021

Not as much in the news as to whether Indians are vermin carriers but this episode is just awful.

A young woman called Phoenix Netts, was tragically murdered and today her murdered admitted to her crime.https://t.co/zaSMJcOWyL

— Hetty Halpin Wilde (@Henriettaspoon) April 21, 2021

“I think the Labour Party are the biggest bunch of cunts on the planet. They're selling everybody out, including themselves. They looked at Thatcherism in the eighties, and came to the conclusion that they weren't getting into power because they were too extreme! They became more and more bland, more and more watered down, until you can't tell the fucking difference. John Smith is a coward and a fraud, and deserves execution. The man's a disaster. Neil Kinnock wasn't any better.”

MSP never meant shit to me, but that Richey fellow seemed like he knew the score

Had me confused there as I was trying to think of a Member of the Scottish Parliament with the surname Richey.

oh yeah the appalling Welsh rock band MSP!