his being banned from twitter a few months ago instead of a decade ago does help explain at least some of his success
― new display name (Left), Sunday, 11 April 2021 17:55 (three years ago) link
The internet's greatest researcher, Ashley Feinberg, has mapped out what the former guy's days look like when CPAC isn't on:
https://www.trashberg.com/p/what-exactly-is-trump-doing-at-mar
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 11 April 2021 18:58 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkZT_4vL_Y
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 April 2021 19:57 (three years ago) link
if you don’t click we’ll blow up a hospital https://t.co/URDQGfsuPL— the women of kilgore trout’s office (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 26, 2021
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 April 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link
Don't not click "yes" if you think we should kill this puppy.
Click "no" if you don't want us to not kill this puppy.
Are we clear?
― Jurassic parkour (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 April 2021 18:18 (two years ago) link
My parents' neighbors STILL have their Trump/Pence sign up. But they used black electrical tape to block out Pence. Feels like they're not quite ready to abandon Trump just yet.
― Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 26 April 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for attention and relevance so badly, he now stands on a patio step every night ranting to tens of people about a 6 month old election that he lost pic.twitter.com/xIuZ7jAkZD— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) April 30, 2021
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 1 May 2021 04:25 (two years ago) link
...and then he brought down the house with a killer rendition of "Kokomo".
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 May 2021 05:15 (two years ago) link
Seeing all the stuff about the 10th anniversary of killing Bin Laden, and then remembering when in '19 Two-Scoops & Co. managed to fuck up their victory lap after nailing the head ISIL guy.
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 2 May 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link
Hard not to think about the damage done with that fake vaccine plot when tracking him down.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 2 May 2021 03:28 (two years ago) link
I'll randomly remember some crazy/idiotic thing about Trump. Like yesterday I thought about the whole John Barron thing. Hilarious! One of about 1000 things that on their own should've made him an utter laughingstock to 100% of people.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link
RTF--random Trump flashbacks--will probably be officially classified as a psychological disorder one day.
― clemenza, Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
remember, while the world was panicking at the outset of a global pandemic, when he suggested during a press conference that we should look into getting light or bleach inside our bodies to kill viruses? good times.
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 2 May 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link
dud
― assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 2 May 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link
Covfefe All the wayA cove who is like double iron, yeah hardman like
― Stevolende, Sunday, 2 May 2021 22:20 (two years ago) link
does he have anything other than insults on his new FromTheDeskOf thing? Very presidential and dignified.
― StanM, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 07:50 (two years ago) link
It’s funny that it took over four months for his crack team of programmers to build this.
― treeship., Wednesday, 5 May 2021 11:46 (two years ago) link
They have six more months to perfect it.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link
before we're all dead?
― Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 13:32 (two years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/facebook-trump-decision-05-05-21/index.html
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
― burnt hombre (stevie), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link
no private corporation should have that much control over speech etc etc etc but
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
Not that I have any faith in Zuckerberg doing the right thing, ever, unless basically forced to, but I appreciated this from the above link:
Notably, the board also told Facebook it needed to consider several other measures, including “a comprehensive review of Facebook’s potential contribution to the narrative of electoral fraud and the exacerbated tensions that culminated in the violence in the United States on January 6.”The board said such a review “should be an open reflection on the design and policy choices that Facebook has made that may allow its platform to be abused.”
The board said such a review “should be an open reflection on the design and policy choices that Facebook has made that may allow its platform to be abused.”
― epistantophus, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link
let's not forget this classic holiday post
https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_480w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2016/05/05/National-Politics/Images/trump-taco-bowl1462484641.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link
design and policy choices that Facebook has made that may allow its platform to be abused
the Facebook board of directors faces the problem and forcefully covers it with mush.
― sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0pqfSdXoAEDi1z.jpg
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link
One for the 'marketing of femininity' thread.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link
what is #trump2037?
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link
xpost https://thecarnivoreproject.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345295c269e20153909b1f29970b-800wi
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 22:54 (two years ago) link
Like the existence of a Trump dildo in our fallen world doesn't surprise me exactly but it still very much makes me want to not be alive anymore.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 23:41 (two years ago) link
(NOT FOR MEN)
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link
nah, i am happy that he is a novelty sex toy type celebrity now and not president
― treeship., Wednesday, 5 May 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link
https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/396593/barack-obama-dildo-could-ruin-sex-obama-for-you/
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 6 May 2021 00:37 (two years ago) link
Don’t you both sides me.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 6 May 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link
You’re right, that totally ruined Sex Obama for me.
― epistantophus, Thursday, 6 May 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link
You'll want to wash it in between both sides.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:01 (two years ago) link
It's NOT FOR ME(N) though.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
You just have to be more gentle next time. Sex Obama is delicate.
― Evan, Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link
Melania asked for Sex Obama, and look where that got us...
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:13 (two years ago) link
Note: Diet Coke is NOT an effective lubricant.
― Triumph of the Willa Cather (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 May 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
#Trump2024Handslide
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 6 May 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link
xpost things that you were shockingly old when you learned?
― Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 May 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link
The attempts by Trump's team to come back from deplatforming are objectively not going well. People are not engaging with the posts. Deplatforming works. pic.twitter.com/Yj9PgzM6BF— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) May 6, 2021
― jaymc, Thursday, 6 May 2021 14:51 (two years ago) link
They should try defenestration next.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 May 2021 14:53 (two years ago) link
Surprised at the zero pins. Surely neo-fascist crafters are a thing.
― Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 6 May 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link
lmao at the fact that this "ultimate free speech" platform does not allow you to interact with his posts at all
― frogbs, Thursday, 6 May 2021 16:06 (two years ago) link
"Engagements" is throwing me--not marriage proposals, I hope.
― clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link
Is he ... is he aware that Medina Spirit is a horse? pic.twitter.com/K5SImeNgpL— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 9, 2021
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 May 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
Angry sore loser hollers into the void
― Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 10 May 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link
So glad Twitter deplatformed him just so people like Rupar can just smear his feces all over the platform anyway.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link