Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Aimless: wouldn't that, then, be good news?

I take it as better than most of the alternatives. The critical thing so far has been the removal of his Twitter account. He has no method of amplifying his momentary thoughts and he's too lazy to find and learn a more difficult tool. How he rose to the presidency in face of his universal incompetence is an insoluble mystery.

I'm waiting for him to do an arena tour. I liked the recent David Roth tweet, too, where he predicted that a commercial starring Trump seems inevitable, and inevitably (even if very much in character) super tacky.

his being banned from twitter a few months ago instead of a decade ago does help explain at least some of his success

The internet's greatest researcher, Ashley Feinberg, has mapped out what the former guy's days look like when CPAC isn't on:

https://www.trashberg.com/p/what-exactly-is-trump-doing-at-mar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAkZT_4vL_Y

if you don’t click we’ll blow up a hospital https://t.co/URDQGfsuPL

— the women of kilgore trout’s office (@KT_So_It_Goes) April 26, 2021

Don't not click "yes" if you think we should kill this puppy.

Click "no" if you don't want us to not kill this puppy.

Are we clear?

My parents' neighbors STILL have their Trump/Pence sign up. But they used black electrical tape to block out Pence. Feels like they're not quite ready to abandon Trump just yet.

The one time leader of the free world who now lives alone in a hotel sharing buffets, common areas, and staff with strangers, yearns for attention and relevance so badly, he now stands on a patio step every night ranting to tens of people about a 6 month old election that he lost pic.twitter.com/xIuZ7jAkZD

— Mystery Solvent (@MysterySolvent) April 30, 2021

...and then he brought down the house with a killer rendition of "Kokomo".

Seeing all the stuff about the 10th anniversary of killing Bin Laden, and then remembering when in '19 Two-Scoops & Co. managed to fuck up their victory lap after nailing the head ISIL guy.

Hard not to think about the damage done with that fake vaccine plot when tracking him down.

I'll randomly remember some crazy/idiotic thing about Trump. Like yesterday I thought about the whole John Barron thing. Hilarious! One of about 1000 things that on their own should've made him an utter laughingstock to 100% of people.

RTF--random Trump flashbacks--will probably be officially classified as a psychological disorder one day.

remember, while the world was panicking at the outset of a global pandemic, when he suggested during a press conference that we should look into getting light or bleach inside our bodies to kill viruses?
good times.

dud

Covfefe All the way
A cove who is like double iron, yeah hardman like

does he have anything other than insults on his new FromTheDeskOf thing? Very presidential and dignified.

It’s funny that it took over four months for his crack team of programmers to build this.

They have six more months to perfect it.

before we're all dead?

https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/facebook-trump-decision-05-05-21/index.html

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

no private corporation should have that much control over speech etc etc etc but

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Not that I have any faith in Zuckerberg doing the right thing, ever, unless basically forced to, but I appreciated this from the above link:

Notably, the board also told Facebook it needed to consider several other measures, including “a comprehensive review of Facebook’s potential contribution to the narrative of electoral fraud and the exacerbated tensions that culminated in the violence in the United States on January 6.”

The board said such a review “should be an open reflection on the design and policy choices that Facebook has made that may allow its platform to be abused.”

let's not forget this classic holiday post

https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_480w/2010-2019/WashingtonPost/2016/05/05/National-Politics/Images/trump-taco-bowl1462484641.jpg

design and policy choices that Facebook has made that may allow its platform to be abused

the Facebook board of directors faces the problem and forcefully covers it with mush.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0pqfSdXoAEDi1z.jpg

One for the 'marketing of femininity' thread.

what is #trump2037?

xpost https://thecarnivoreproject.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8345295c269e20153909b1f29970b-800wi

Like the existence of a Trump dildo in our fallen world doesn't surprise me exactly but it still very much makes me want to not be alive anymore.

(NOT FOR MEN)

nah, i am happy that he is a novelty sex toy type celebrity now and not president

https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/396593/barack-obama-dildo-could-ruin-sex-obama-for-you/

Don’t you both sides me.

You’re right, that totally ruined Sex Obama for me.

You'll want to wash it in between both sides.

It's NOT FOR ME(N) though.

You just have to be more gentle next time. Sex Obama is delicate.

Melania asked for Sex Obama, and look where that got us...

Note: Diet Coke is NOT an effective lubricant.

#Trump2024Handslide

xpost things that you were shockingly old when you learned?

The attempts by Trump's team to come back from deplatforming are objectively not going well. People are not engaging with the posts. Deplatforming works. pic.twitter.com/Yj9PgzM6BF

— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) May 6, 2021

They should try defenestration next.

Surprised at the zero pins. Surely neo-fascist crafters are a thing.

lmao at the fact that this "ultimate free speech" platform does not allow you to interact with his posts at all

"Engagements" is throwing me--not marriage proposals, I hope.

Is he ... is he aware that Medina Spirit is a horse? pic.twitter.com/K5SImeNgpL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 9, 2021