Jake Gyllenhaal - C or D?

He's extremely good in The Sisters Brothers (the film is decent) and seeing Jake and Riz Ahmed onscreen at the same time had a significant effect on me.

I can't

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JAKE CAN I JAB YOU TWICE

Jake Gyllenhaal: "More and more I find bathing to be less necessary, at times...I do also think that there’s a whole world of not bathing that is also really helpful for skin maintenance, and we naturally clean ourselves." https://t.co/9zrNFIooey pic.twitter.com/6DxY27DJPw

— Kaiser@Celebitchy (@KaiseratCB) August 6, 2021

I can bathe him.

lol you don't get called a scruffy bastard when you're a sex-hunk. It reminds me of when the o.g. Ronaldo swapped shirts with Beckham and joked: his sweat smells like cologne!

I could have sworn this is like the third story I've seen this week about celebrities not bathing.

same.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/05/i-dont-smell-meet-the-people-who-have-stopped-washing

please make it stop. everytime a rich person doesn't bathe i'm the one who has to shower in their place and i'm so so tired pic.twitter.com/saITex2SGZ

— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) August 6, 2021

I drifted off for maybe 10 minutes, but the rest of the way I found The Guilty excruciating. Almost bailed.

Having trouble getting my head around the fact Morbs both saw and enjoyed Bubble Boy.

I liked the Danish Guilty but the concept definitely wears thin by the end. And the remake is 5 minutes longer, apparently

I can't

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Agreed

I can't

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Nice mug

when will he give us a live action guy smiley

Jake, I can take or leave.

Maggie, on the other hand . . . I can't.

I remembered Jakey is younger than me, but I didn't remember it's only by a year and a half. Life is not fair

Happy birthday!

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Papi.

So.

Watched Road House last night. JG is very good in it, but calling the movie tonally inconsistent would be very generous. And Conor McGregor looks like a CGI/motion capture gimmick.

how does it compare to the original?

you could never replicate the brilliance of that part were Dalton jumps over the front porch of his house with that amazing ballet move. that whole original movie is just gold every minute until the credits roll.

how does it compare to the original?

I have a lot of thoughts, but basically this is an attempt to make a PG-13 Road House that the whole family can enjoy. The first one was about people who liked fucking, and punching each other. This one is about people who have never fucked, and only punch each other because they're forced into it. But hey, there's a precocious teen girl who says vaguely joke-like things to the protagonist.

That sounds absolutely fucking awful

The trouble is, there's already a good variant on Roadhouse in theaters called Love Lies Bleeding.

Rather!

i think one key problem i have w/the idea of this film is Patrick Swayze was such an absolutely likable screen presence and JG is increasingly less so, and i feel like Roadhouse requires some kind of likable toughness, a kind of noble tough humility that PS was so good at.

speak for yourself!

Yeah, Swayze was likable; Gyllenhaal is amiable. Two very different things.

Here's the difference between the two movies in a nutshell: in the original, Swayze wakes up and is doing naked tai chi and the female bartender from the roadhouse brings him breakfast and we see her blatantly ogling his naked ass. In this version, Gyllenhaal is awakened on the boat where he's living by the female bartender from the roadhouse; he's wearing boxer briefs and says, embarrassed, that he'll get dressed; she says, "Don't worry; I have brothers."

I envy those boxer briefs.