That moment when you're trying to enjoy a restful drink n' deuce in a public restroom only to have your nemesis break in and ruin the vibe; also you're both '80s Filmation characters. Who among us etc.
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:36 (three years ago) link
that is a lot of bottles of .. sierra nevada pale ale, or perhaps o'doul's
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:52 (three years ago) link
The image already makes me laugh way harder than it probably should, but the thought of He-Man chugging fifteen O'Doul's in particular while sitting on the toilet is just about killing me rn
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 16:55 (three years ago) link
🖼
― In on the killfile (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 17:01 (three years ago) link
Somehow Ring's erratic choice of capitalisation makes this all the more terrifying pic.twitter.com/mO0io6sD1P— badly-drawn bee 🐝 (@soapachu) April 12, 2021
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:09 (three years ago) link
Hello I am a Person, I Promise
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link
Hey y'all, have fun with this slight detour: a playlist of cursed commercials
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 April 2021 02:58 (three years ago) link
I couldn't see if this was on there, as the criteria for inclusion seems to be every single ad ever made, but you can't really have a cursed ads playlist without Pork On Sundays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY
"We've all got plenty...plenty to go round...."
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 15 April 2021 15:23 (three years ago) link
Or this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtqC8XILWYk
― Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Thursday, 15 April 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link
an amazing treasure trove there OL
― G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 April 2021 16:23 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/176518962_10158194602822076_1862107852612483451_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=RS266i5CD5YAX9HF7vs&tn=WiTgaFe4V8Goz9O4&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.xx&oh=c40f859133939f09e761ae40dc81c5ee&oe=60A9E187
― nickn, Saturday, 24 April 2021 06:25 (three years ago) link
That made me ill.
― keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Saturday, 24 April 2021 11:44 (three years ago) link
🤮
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 14:45 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1jTRNcXIAInitG?format=jpg&name=small
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 14:46 (two years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f0/22/d6/f022d6f732d9d1450bd3388cec826fba.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/a3/0b/1e/a30b1e7cd7e5408b0e07f4510fc156e6.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/dc/33/62/dc3362bb93ce49c16fa3ba85d75380fe.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/af/90/1b/af901bfc84266a91cbae3fe49b3ab1eb.jpghttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/c9/2c/35/c92c35bcd945b67121175619238c8a71.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1lKEXaVkAApxsK?format=jpg&name=medium
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1inoYmVUAAFVY5?format=jpg&name=small
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link
he's got all sort of shit in those pockets
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
TBF any image featuring Leno is automatically cursed
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 May 2021 18:56 (two years ago) link
why is his hair slightly yellow
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Monday, 17 May 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
putting the fun into funeral
― koogs, Monday, 17 May 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
the french champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 17 May 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link
shout out to pears
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 May 2021 21:21 (two years ago) link
say hewwo to my little friend
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/Ha66770162d31452e919a2ff22b11d311N/Mouse-Raclette-1-8-Oueneifs-BJD-SD-Doll-Body-Model-Baby-Girls-Boys-High-Quality-Toys.jpg
― cat, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link
tho maybe dolls are cheating, all dolls are cursed, corpsey playthings
― cat, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link
Some more than othershttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/82/32/2c/82322c6c1db73126a45ccd2c27a23c19.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link
abomination on the right looks like he just released mephitic vapors and is gleefully anticipating the reaction of his fellows
― cat, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:45 (two years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1tQ0ztVEAAeeku?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 02:35 (two years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/88/13/968813c5538c6f4cf42231a4fcaf1f60.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link
T is for Too Tired To Think
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 03:02 (two years ago) link
R IS FOR REAL
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
DENNIS System vibes
― Draymond is "Mr Dumpy" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 04:22 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/WASnCYk.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 May 2021 06:45 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/iHe8jDN.jpg
― deepfake chopra (unregistered), Saturday, 22 May 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link
https://pin.it/4zYUu7k
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 May 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link
Aw man, didn't realize that failed to workhttps://i.pinimg.com/originals/88/43/ae/8843ae06384c2d79989076ebb1695a10.jpg
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link
yyyyyiiiipes
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:53 (two years ago) link
it's like when you've put the contact in, it fell out and got some dirt on it, and now you're putting it back in without cleaning it off
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link
there is a small magnetic force between those eyeballs and lensii that keeps them attached longer than you'd think
a split second after this, both of these people died in a head-on car crash. this was taken with a high-resolution photo across the street
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 04:55 (two years ago) link
threadban old lunch imo
― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 May 2021 05:01 (two years ago) link
I should probably be arrested for posting that tbrr
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link
no way, that's practically a thread lock. excellent work. 💯
― John Cooper of Christian rock band Skillet (map), Sunday, 23 May 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
I'm glad we see eye to eye on that.
― nickn, Sunday, 23 May 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link
a close-up photo of balls touching? that's a little extreme even for a thread like this
― deepfake chopra (unregistered), Sunday, 23 May 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link
old lunch, can i post it here too? or does it need more blood?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:44 (two years ago) link
i feel like you're one of the honorary mods for this thread, i don't know how it works
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link
Whatever the form in which it manifests, I think it's safe to say we all thirst for the cursed. Bring it on.
― Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link
just a few minutes and it will be done. i'm cursing it
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link