New Apple Lust Objects

oh wow

no i just meant joe, jed_, and dan selzer... shit

foe paw

i guess i have to disinvite dan selzer

sorry dan

even though it was your idea

way to go max, a hard sb gonna fall

the invited guests should ask themselves dubiously why a host wouldn't want a noted bon vivant at his shindig and then they probably shouldn't go.

i know a certain antipodean who is definitely not invited due to her snotty tone

poor nicole kidman.

no nicole kidman doesn't sound like much of a party to me

if she brought naomi watts, though...

dot dot dot the happiest girl in the whole antipodes of the usa

I've been partying nonstop since the announcement. I haven't been sober in weeks.

it's better than the liberation

dan died from partying too much :(

what a disaster for partying

re: the overheat thing - GF and I both got 3GS at the same time (yah squeee i know SHUT UP) and hers gets the temp warning regularly - mine does not. So apples "oh gee thats just normal" is prob bullshit and some of these are just straight up defective.

maybe your GF is just straight up defective FACED

actually she is v.v. pretty

she can come to my party celebrating the laptop price change

let her know that the dress code is black tie

am i still not invited

oh no my iphone is overheating i cant post to this thread anymore

really i just mostly wanted to post on the thread so i could come to your awesome party that s1ocki cant go to

you just wanted to brag about having a gf with an iphone

my iphone 3g did the overheating thing for the first time ever this weekend

i haven't gotten any overheating problems yet? but i've also got mine in a case 94/7, so maybe i just don't notice it.

naw it pops up w/a big unfriendly looking screen letting you know, so you'd notice.

this is the internet so rlly s1ocki "brag about having a gf with an iphone" would have sufficed

also maxs party is pretty dope imho

http://www.slipperybrick.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/iphone-3gs-overheat-message.jpg

might be worth it for the flames imo

steve jobs is down here handing out apple newton keychains btw xpost

tasty

oh shit guys i heard max's parents are coming back from the lake a day early.

(fyi theyre not actually coming back early but were spreading that rumor so that slocki wont come)

oh man i wish id known that i just told steve wozniak to put his pants back on before they got here

you should always tell Steve Wozniak to put his pants back on

let the man be free

ugh you gave it a nickname

i don't recall seeing those flames on mine

hey guys, i heard there was a little shindig goin on. what's the "411"?

There's a party celebrating low-cost unibody mac pros and my death. It's hotter then an iphone 3gs!

hahahahaa

count me in gentlemen! i'll be over as soon as i finish shaving my back

Steve Wozniak will shave it for you, fwiw

were not CELEBRATING dan selzers death fyi, were MOURNING HIS LIFE in a CELEBRATORY fashion

that isnt what the invitations said tbf

wait a minute...

I'M STILL ALIVE!

praise the lord.

I'll live to use my Apple products for another day.

But not an iPhone till it comes to Verizon.

ok so the fact that my 6 week old 3gs is crashing like a motherfucker (without the heat warning btw) is turning this particlular mac evangelist into a kind of 100% hater. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER dudes that i keep giving too much money to.